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Funny story: Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room

Liverpool Boss Jürgen Klopp Has Lost The Dressing Room

Fans of the Premier League champions, Liverpool, were in disarray this morning after seeing their team slide further down the table following an Anfield defeat by lowly Burnley, but they may not be in as much disarray as their German coach, Jürgen Kl…

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Funny story: Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!

Liverpool: The Wheels Are Well-And-Truly Off!

After last year's success, when Liverpool Football Club won their first top flight title in three decades, few people would have bet against Jurgen Klopp's men repeating the feat this time around, but after a humiliating 1-0 defeat against Burnley at…

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Funny story: Northwest Derby Expected To Be A Classic!

Northwest Derby Expected To Be A Classic!

As traditional football rivalries go, they don't get much bigger than this - Merseyside versus Greater Manchester - a sizzling northwest encounter in store for fans who have been waiting for this particular contest with eager anticipation since the f…

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Funny story: Veteran Striker To Sign For Hull City

Veteran Striker To Sign For Hull City

It might have been years since he last pulled on the famous black-and-amber shirt, but Hull City's desperate need of a competent striker who knows where the back of the net is has brought club legend Ken Wagstaff out of retirement, and in contention…

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Funny story: Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Last Night's Pro Sports Games Scores

Here are the yesterday's scores from the sports leagues; Philadelphia Feet 5, Boston Crinkles 3. Toronto Whatevers 8, Montreal Whoopsies 0. Moscow Yikes! at Tokyo Mothras (postponed because of Godzilla attack) Toledo Tinkles 19, Madrid…

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Funny story: Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

Virus Hit Aston Villa Announce Shock Replacement Squad

As Covid-19 runs rampant throughout the UK, premiership football team Aston Villa have been hit full on, as their entire senior squad is completely out of action due to the virus. Even manager, Dean Smith, will be absent from the FA Cup clash with…

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Funny story: Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

Klexit: Jurgen Klopp On His Way Out Of Liverpool

They may have won the Premier League title for the first time in 30 years last season, and are currently sitting at the top of the table this time round, but Liverpool Football Club are in a poor run of form. The Reds have claimed just 2 points ou…

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Funny story: A Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September

A Man Is Pissed Off Because His Brand New 2021 Calendar is Missing the Month of September

BRUSSEL SPROUT, Belgium – (World Satire) - Belgium's national news agency, Sproutalooza, has reported that a badger herder, Leuven Mons, became very upset after returning home from the store with a brand new 2021 calendar. Leuven’s wife, Amalasand…

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Funny story: GoTravelBlogger.com Writer Copied Man's Story Claiming It Was By Him Or Her

GoTravelBlogger.com Writer Copied Man's Story Claiming It Was By Him Or Her

A casual search around the internet to look for an image has led one man to discover that some other fuckwit is copying his stories and claiming responsibility for writing them. Moys Kenwood, 57, who recently published a story on TheSpoof.com with…

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Funny story: Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show

Football Pundits Argue And Almost Come To Blows On Show

There was real drama on TV this lunchtime, when two football pundits, Don Hutchison and Leroy Rosenior, started arguing and almost came to blows during a conversation they were having about whether Eric Cantona or Bruno Fernandes had been the more in…

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Funny story: Leeds football fans assert their masculinity with social media onslaught on female football pundit

Leeds football fans assert their masculinity with social media onslaught on female football pundit

"Get back in t'kitchen." "Tha knows nowt about football." "Put t'kettle on, lass." No, we don't know what these mean either, but apparently they were some of the online insults aimed at Karen Carney after a Leeds club tweet questioned her commen…

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Funny story: Diego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean

Diego Maradona Celebrates One Month Clean

Argentinian former World Cup winner, Diego Maradona, who, throughout his life, has been dogged with problems related to alcohol and drugs, is celebrating today after making it to the one-month mark since he indulged in either. Maradona, 60, won th…

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Funny story: Harry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year

Harry Maguire Says Premier League Wide Open This Year

Manchester United and England defender Harry Maguire has said that, despite his team's 'ordinary' start to the campaign, the Premier League is wide open this season, and practically anybody could end up being champions - except for Sheffield United,…

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Funny story: Football Show Host Made Schoolgirl Error

Football Show Host Made Schoolgirl Error

There were cases of stifled laughter and sideways glances in a TV studio earlier this evening, and viewers at home had to pinch themselves, when the female host of True Visions Live Matchday Extra football programme made a schoolboy error when she re…

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Funny story: Liverpool Fans Left Anfield Early 'To Avoid Traffic'

Liverpool Fans Left Anfield Early 'To Avoid Traffic'

It was a landmark moment at the weekend when fans were finally allowed back into football stadiums for he first time after nine long months of Coronavirus behind-closed-doors matches, but that didn't stop some fans reverting to their normal behaviour…

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Chosen To Be First Recipient Of Coronavirus Vaccine

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Chosen To Be First Recipient Of Coronavirus Vaccine

In a move that is sure to surprise many once they've been made aware of it, the Manchester United defender and captain, Harry Maguire, has been selected by the British government to be the very first recipient in the country - and, therefore, on Eart…

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Funny story: God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

God Denies Involvement In Maradona Hand Of God Goal

In a revealing moment earlier today which will undoubtedly send shockwaves all through the Buenos Aires baristas, the Supreme Being, God, has spoken out to deny any and all responsibility for assisting Argentina's Diego Maradona in the scoring of his…

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