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Funny story: Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United: Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Concedes His Team Cannot Win PL Title

Manchester United manager, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, has spoken to reporters about the disappointment he experienced this morning, when he went downstairs to make his breakfast, picked up a newspaper to read the football pages, and realised that his team...

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Funny story: Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Pancake Day Latest: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Is Going Round To His Mum's House Later

Harry Maguire, the Manchester United and England central defender who cost United £80million when he joined them last summer, has confirmed he will be going round to his mum's house on Tuesday, for a special Pancake Day treat. According to Maguire...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Manchester United: 10-Year-Old Fan Says His Dad Wrote Letter To Jürgen Klopp, Not Him

Daragh Curley, the 10-year-old Manchester United 'fan' who wrote a letter to Liverpool boss, Jürgen Klopp, asking him if he could fix it for the Anfield club to lose a few games so that they might not win the Premier League title, has revealed that i...

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Funny story: BBC Makes Horrendous Errors, But Still Not Looking For Proofreader

BBC Makes Horrendous Errors, But Still Not Looking For Proofreader

The BBC has been criticised over the standard of its online news reporting after a bitter man noticed two errors side-by-side in its Sports section this morning. Moys Kenwood, 56, a frustrated proofreader, opened up the computer at the school wher...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire Says He Hates TheSpoof.com

As the number of negative 'online' incidents involving football players continues to rise, Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, has given his backing to those who feel they no longer wish to use social media, and have deleted their accounts, say...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Turn Out For Local Sunday League Team On Sunday Morning

Manchester United captain, Harry Maguire, is in hot water with team coach, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, this morning, after he let it be known that he plans to turn out for a local Sunday League team at the weekend. Maguire, 26, incurred the Norwegian's...

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Funny story: Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

Manchester City Boss Pep Guardiola Tipped For Spain Job

In the aftermath of the two-year European club competition ban handed to Manchester City, this week, for breaching Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, it's been rumoured that coach, Pep Guardiola, has been linked with a job back in his native Spai...

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Funny story: Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Manchester United Captain Harry Maguire To Be Issued With Retrospective Red Card

Controversy was the name of the game at Stamford Bridge last night, as Chelsea were beaten 2-0 by Manchester United in a match totally controversialised by the VAR system. After Martial had given the visitors a first-half lead, Chelsea's Zouma had...

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Funny story: Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

Jürgen Klinsmann To Open Diving School

The former Hertha Berlin coach, Jürgen Klinsmann, who walked out on the Bundesliga club last week after just 77 days in charge, citing 'differences' with management, is to open a diving school. No, not a 'driving school', a 'diving school'. To tea...

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Funny story: Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool: Jürgen Klopp Says "It's Too Early To Think About Titles"

Liverpool may be 25 points ahead of their closest rivals in the race to win their first top-tier title in 30 years, but their manager, Jürgen Klopp, is taking nothing for granted, and says it is far too early to be thinking of such things. Liverpo...

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Funny story: Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

Manchester United: 'King' Eric Cantona To Take Over At Old Trafford

As reported in these pages earlier in the week, Manchester United have, this morning, agreed terms with their former star player, Eric Cantona, to take over the management of the club from Ole Gunnar Solskjaer with immediate effect. Cantona, 53, w...

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Funny story: Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Manchester United, and last season's Premier League champions, Manchester City, head a list of top clubs who, in a bid to bring parity to the game, will be forced to buy new players from a pool of hoofers and has-beens from the lower leagues. Live...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

Manchester United In Talks With Eric Cantona

There were raised eyebrows all over the northwest this morning, as news began to filter through to the grey and grimy slums, cobbled streets, and endless ramshackle 2-up-2-down back-to-back terraced houses, that the world's favourite football team, M...

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Funny story: Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

Manchester United And Liverpool To Play In Face Masks And Surgical Gowns

There has been a dramatic announcement from the Premier League this morning, that, in light of the current risk to public health, both Liverpool and Manchester United will undergo an unexpected 'kit change', and will play their remaining fixtures thi...

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Funny story: Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

Melania Trump Wears A Pair of Tight-Fitting Daisy Duke Short Shorts To Son Barron’s Soccer Match

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First Lady, Melania Trump, who is 49, caused quite a stir at son Barron’s recent soccer match. The first soccer mom showed up at The Pele Commemorative Soccer Complex wearing a tiny sports bra and a pair of tight-fitting Daisy Duke...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Manchester United In Call For Season To End Early Due To 'Coronavirus Worry'

Sensational news coming out of Old Trafford this morning, after it was revealed that Manchester United players have told the club they are anxious for their match against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge on 17 February to be called off due to worries over...

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Funny story: Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

Ronaldo In Coronavirus Scare

There was widespread pandemonium in both Italy and Portugal this afternoon, after it was announced that footballer, Cristiano Ronaldo, had been involved in a scare in relation to the deadly Coronavirus currently sweeping the globe. Ronaldo, 35, ha...

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