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Funny story: Florida Strengthens Northern Border

Florida Strengthens Northern Border

Because of the threatened influx of retiring baby boomers, Florida's Governor Christ has decided to strengthen the state's northern border with Alabama and Georgia. At present there are only ten entry checkpoints found at Interstates 75, 95, and 10 a...

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Funny story: Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

Florida Shooting By Stanislavski "Method"

A Florida pensioner who accidentally shot his wife was actually practising method acting, it emerged today. Arnold Morris, 77 and his wife Patricia, 72, were rehearsing what to do in the event they were mugged at their Cocoa Beach home, when he sh...

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Funny story: NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

NASA Accused Of Tourism Scam

Space chiefs in Florida have been forced to deny that they conspire with the state's hoteliers and tourism trade to fleece unwary space nuts. It was claimed yesterday that the North American Space Administration (NASA) deliberately changes Shuttle...

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Funny story: Ed. Correction on Recent 'Christ Against Drilling' Story

Ed. Correction on Recent 'Christ Against Drilling' Story

It has come to our attention that the recent story posted on this site "Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast" was riddled with errors. Not only has the author of the story gotten the spelling of Florida's governor, Charlie Crist, mixed up w...

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Funny story: Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

Christ Against Drilling Off Florida's Coast

TALLAHASSEE, Fl. - Christ today again came out against drilling for oil off Florida's pristine shoreline saying that if God had intended for oil to be pumped from Florida's shores, he would have made it easier to get legislation passed in the Florida...

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Funny story: Tavares, Florida Blames Model Fernanda Tavares for Lawsuit by Peruvian Woman

Tavares, Florida Blames Model Fernanda Tavares for Lawsuit by Peruvian Woman

City officials in Tavares, Florida are claiming that their legal woes in the false arrest lawsuit filed by a Peruvian woman are the direct result of the City's overly strict ban on swimsuit attire due to an effort to distance themselves from Brazilia...

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Funny story: Michelle Obama Tours The Florida Panhandle Proclaiming - We Are Winning The Damn Oil Spill Battle, There Are No Tar Balls on Malibu Beach, Santa Monica Beach, or Capistrano Beach

Michelle Obama Tours The Florida Panhandle Proclaiming - We Are Winning The Damn Oil Spill Battle, There Are No Tar Balls on Malibu Beach, Santa Monica Beach, or Capistrano Beach

PANAMA CITY, Florida - First Lady Michelle Obama, aka "Da First Mama" was in town speaking before a meeting of The Panama City Mothers For Nice, Clean, Tidy Tar Ball Free Beaches. She was asked if she feels that her husband's administration is doi...

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Funny story: Sinkhole the Size of Tennessee Threatens to Cut Florida in Half

Sinkhole the Size of Tennessee Threatens to Cut Florida in Half

Tampa, FL - Mildred and Juan Scoleri were outdoors on their patio surveying the excavation work that the pool company had just finished before laying the foundation for the pool they've been saving for ever since Juan was still working three janitor...

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Funny story: Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Oil Wrestling to Save Tourism in Florida

Pepsicola, Florida - In a community that depends on tourism, even the worst environmental disaster in United States history isn't enough to stop the flow. In the words of Bubba, a lifelong resident, "It's all in evaluating the possibilities." Sinc...

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Funny story: Florida Homeowners' Association Bans Dead Leaves

Florida Homeowners' Association Bans Dead Leaves

Special to INS - Pierre Saber, president of the Verde Dandé Homeowners' Association, a 55+ community on Florida's Gulf Coast, announced that the VD board of directors has passed a series of innovative by-laws designed to protect the community's home...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

Tiger Woods Takes His Putter and Withdraws From The Player's Championship At Ponte Vedra, Florida

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - Tiger Woods, the man who single-handedly is going to make about a dozen or so white blonde bimbos millionaires, has withdrawn from playing in The Players Championship at the Sawgrass Country Club in Ponte Vedra, Florida. Th...

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Funny story: Conan O'Brien Signs On To Be The New TBS Weatherman

Conan O'Brien Signs On To Be The New TBS Weatherman

ATLANTA - Conan "The Really Red-Haired" O'Brien has just announced that he has agreed to a contract with The Turner Broadcasting Station (TBS). O'Brien has signed on to be the new station weathercaster and is really excited since hurricane season...

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Funny story: Tiger seen on the golf course but no birdies

Tiger seen on the golf course but no birdies

Tiger Woods was seen on the golf course practising for around 8 hours yesterday but hard as he tried he could not get any birdies. Tiger was apparently practising like a man possessed as it is believed he is going to make a comeback in the Tavist...

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Funny story: Thousands of Home Owner Policies Cancelled in Florida

Thousands of Home Owner Policies Cancelled in Florida

An Insurance Company has just announced that they are canceling thousands of home owner policies in Florida. The reason: "Hurricanes are a pre-existing condition in Florida." A spokesman said: "These people knew that hurricanes were a pre-existing...

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Funny story: Joe Paterno Wets Himself At Announcement Bobby Bowden Is Retiring

Joe Paterno Wets Himself At Announcement Bobby Bowden Is Retiring

For the past seven years, Joe Paterno (head coach at Penn State) and Bobby Bowden (head coach at Florida State) have gone back and forth as the all time winningest Division One College Football Coach. Paterno currently leads Bowden by a few games.

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Funny story: British MILF In Florida Everglades Boating Horror

British MILF In Florida Everglades Boating Horror

Devilishly attractive Brit MILF, Donna Feathercap was recovering at home today after a frightening boat trip in the alligator infested Florida Everglades, a trip which put her in fear for her very life and left her badly traumatised. Feathercap wa...

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Funny story: Florida Bans The Phrases 'See You Later Alligator' and 'After A While Crocodile'

Florida Bans The Phrases 'See You Later Alligator' and 'After A While Crocodile'

SARASOTA, Florida - PETA has won yet another battle. Dr. Oliver V. Chamski director of the Florida branch of PETA said that after a long fought battle the Florida supreme court has finally ruled in favor of PETA's demand that the state prohibit its c...

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