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Funny story: Flood causes widespread chaos

Flood causes widespread chaos

The devastation following recent flooding in England has left over 20 homes without cable or satellite television. "It's like living in some kind of shanty town" said Mrs Wha Chu-Lookinat from Northumberland. "I've had to rely on Freeview which...

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Funny story: Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

Heavy Flooding Prompts Brown To Tell Builders: "Build Houses On Stilts!"

The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...

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Funny story: Flood Victims Suffer "Water Fear" Trauma That Won't Allow Some Of Them To Have A Bath

Flood Victims Suffer "Water Fear" Trauma That Won't Allow Some Of Them To Have A Bath

Victims of last year's nationwide flooding have suffered unprecedented trauma that has led to some people developing a fundamental fear of water, rendering them unable to undertake routine tasks...

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Funny story: John McCain Praises His Opposition to Flood Prevention Programs

John McCain Praises His Opposition to Flood Prevention Programs

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- With dozens of communities in the US Midwest still under water from failed levees, Democrat Barack Obama has criticized Republican John McCain for opposing federal spending on flood prevention programs.

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Funny story: Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

Bush Vows Help, As White People Flooded This Time

(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...

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Funny story: RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

RSPCA Flood Warnings After Deluge of Cats and Dogs

The RSPCA has today issued flood warnings after reports started pouring in from all over Britain that it's actually raining cats and dogs.

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Funny story: Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

Nevada Town Declares President Bush Disaster Area

A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...

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Funny story: Britain's Prisons to Close

Britain's Prisons to Close

Today the government hinted that it is not interested in people who are given custodial sentences of less than a year anyway, so why should they be interested in those with 10 years either?...

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Funny story: Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

Area Floods Take Heavy Toll on Deed-Restricted Neighborhoods

After several days of heavy rain equivalent to the average yearly rainfall, local citizens are battling with the dangers and inconveniences of standing water.

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Funny story: Britain Sinks in Atlantic Storm

Britain Sinks in Atlantic Storm

At four am yesterday morning five hundred miles of clear water lay between Ireland and mainland Europe. During the worst Atlantic storm for a century, England Scotland and Wales had sunk beneath the waves.

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Funny story: Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

Bush Administration claims: flooding in England not global warming; merely glaciers attempting to illegally immigrate

London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...

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Funny story: Flood waters receding; Ark not finished

Flood waters receding; Ark not finished

As is usual with large building projects in the UK, the Ark that is being built in Tewkesbury in response to the flooding is not yet ready for launch, and is already £15m over budget. The project was immediately put a week behind schedule when three...

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Funny story: Tesco offer free Barbecues to flood victims

Tesco offer free Barbecues to flood victims

What would we do without Tesco?...

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Funny story: Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

Water Bills To Rise - "Rain Was The Wrong Kind" Says Expert

The head of the Environment Agency has said publicly that, contrary to popular belief, there is still a water shortage in Britain, even after the recent heavy rainfall and flooding.

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Funny story: Gay Shark Found In Flood Zone!

Gay Shark Found In Flood Zone!

Police in Gloucestershire have been hit with yet another major headache after a group of swimmers-by near Tewkesbury spotted a hammerhead shark which local authorities believe to be gay.

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Funny story: Flood Studies Confirm Mathematical Truth

Flood Studies Confirm Mathematical Truth

A study of the recent devastating UK floods has confirmed a startling mathematical law which was until recently thought to be pure speculation.

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Funny story: Royal visit to flooding victims: Bob the builder "unhappy"

Royal visit to flooding victims: Bob the builder "unhappy"

Prince Charles and Princess Anne are visiting flood-hit Gloucestershire later to offer their support to victims.

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