Thousands of people in the American Midwest have been asked to evacuate their homes, after it emerged they had built their homes a few feet from a river that regularly rises 40 feet. This follows the evacuation of an entire city, New Orleans, where m...
NEW ORLEANS, LA - More than 3 years after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans, a FEMA unit pulled into the city's lower 9th Ward this Friday. They apologized for showing up so late, citing the weather and bad holiday traffic as contributing fac...
Venice, Italy - In the wake of this week's devastating floods, Italy's most romantic tourist city has been sold to Seaworld. Mayor of Venice, Backupo Sewero held a press conference in flooded St Mark's Square to make the dramatic announcement.
In a leaked memo last week it was revealed that every Starbucks in the UK leaves a tap running constantly in the kitchen. Mocka Chinolatty, head of Starbucks, on hearing the news, instantly interrupted one press conference on Minimum Wage From Tip...
The devastation following recent flooding in England has left over 20 homes without cable or satellite television. "It's like living in some kind of shanty town" said Mrs Wha Chu-Lookinat from Northumberland. "I've had to rely on Freeview which...
The recent inclement weather that has caused heavy flooding in England and Wales, has prompted Prime Minster Gordon Brown to call on construction industry workers, to ask them to consider building any future housing projects on stilts. Millions of...
Victims of last year's nationwide flooding have suffered unprecedented trauma that has led to some people developing a fundamental fear of water, rendering them unable to undertake routine tasks...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- With dozens of communities in the US Midwest still under water from failed levees, Democrat Barack Obama has criticized Republican John McCain for opposing federal spending on flood prevention programs.
(Cedar Rapids, Iowa) - With the water finally receding from a downtown area hit hard by flooding caused by a broken levee, most citizens of Cedar Rapids today expressed confidence that the Bush Administration would not ignore their plight the way the...
The RSPCA has today issued flood warnings after reports started pouring in from all over Britain that it's actually raining cats and dogs.
A small town in Nevada ravaged by flooding has become the victim of the latest White House goof. Instead of receiving the assistance and funding that residence need to hold back the waters and rebuild after the storms, they are instead, apparently,...
Today the government hinted that it is not interested in people who are given custodial sentences of less than a year anyway, so why should they be interested in those with 10 years either?...
After several days of heavy rain equivalent to the average yearly rainfall, local citizens are battling with the dangers and inconveniences of standing water.
At four am yesterday morning five hundred miles of clear water lay between Ireland and mainland Europe. During the worst Atlantic storm for a century, England Scotland and Wales had sunk beneath the waves.
London, England - Bush administration officials finally released a comment regarding the massive flooding in central England this summer, blaming it not on the increasing signs all pointing to global warming but glaciers attempting to illegally immig...
As is usual with large building projects in the UK, the Ark that is being built in Tewkesbury in response to the flooding is not yet ready for launch, and is already £15m over budget. The project was immediately put a week behind schedule when three...
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