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Funny story: 'Human Fish' found in China has some Scientists puzzled

'Human Fish' found in China has some Scientists puzzled

An extremely unusual fish was caught in a net by Chinese Fishermen at the weekend. This fish has hands that can 'grip' and tiny feet which allow it to actually walk as well as a huge gaping mouth. At first it was thought that this strange 'fish...

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Funny story: Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Pope to Pedophile Priests: Eat More Fish

Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...

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Funny story: Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Tampons Used to Control Asian Carp Population

Still arguing with the US Supreme Court over the control of migrating Asian Carp by closure of the Chicago locks, the States of Wisconsin, Indiana and Michigan have engaged in their own nuisance control program, aided by the use of the common tampon.

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Funny story: Fish Dies After Vikings Win

Fish Dies After Vikings Win

SIOUX FALLS, SD- 'Swimmy the Fish' Jones was found dead in his Sioux Falls home Monday morning after an unexpected win by the Minnesota Vikings team on Sunday. Diane Jones of Sioux Falls, one of Swimmy's roommates, found the fish dead before leaving...

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Funny story: Fishmongers Mourn Downfall of Newspapers

Fishmongers Mourn Downfall of Newspapers

Schuster, MT - Fishmongers from New Hampshire to Florida are mourning the deaths of newspapers across the country. As the price of an ever-decreasing supply of newspapers goes up, fishwrap has gotten harder and harder to come by for fishermen. "I...

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Funny story: Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day.

Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you introduce another competitor into the overcrowded fishing industry, he and his descendants will do so until all fish approach extinction, contravening EU fishing policy, reducing the biodiversity of the world's oceans and increasing the economic decline of the fishing industry. Therefore give a man a fish, and you save...

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Funny story: Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

Lesbian Smells Like Fish Stink

The Medical Journal of Australia reports that a lesbian woman who has complained of smelling like a rotting fish for most of her life has been diagnosed with a genetic condition that causes her to emit a disagreeable odor. Unable to find a man, s...

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Funny story: Fishy Conspiracy

Fishy Conspiracy

After considerable research, it can be revealed that the fisheries agencies around the world have been lying to us about Salmon and Tuna. They have maintained that the two are separate species, but this is in fact a lie. Tuna are adult Salmon...

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Funny story: Scottish Crays Leading The Way

Scottish Crays Leading The Way

The eyes of the indigenous Scottish Crayfish is inspiring the next generation of computer graphic games, DVD and CD players according to a new study been researched at the University of The Highlands and Islands, based in Fort William. The rare Sc...

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Funny story: Tuna Fisherman Capture Fish Who Claims His Name is Henry Limpet

Tuna Fisherman Capture Fish Who Claims His Name is Henry Limpet

Tuna fisherman off the coast of Newfoundland have captured a large fish wearing glasses. The fish in question begin speaking to them, telling them that his name was Henry Limpet and that he needed to be released. Mr. Limpet claimed that he was in t...

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Funny story: Deadbeat Dads Ruining Reef Life, Say Single Seahorse Moms

Deadbeat Dads Ruining Reef Life, Say Single Seahorse Moms

CAPE HATTERAS, NC - Hippocampus erectus dads have been neglecting their responsibilities too often lately, say seahorse moms, and it's leaving deep scars in their coral reef community. "He said he didn't want to do an 8-hour courtship dance becaus...

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Funny story: Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

Pet Fish Ruins Sunday Afternoon Assaulting Owner

What began as a cool prize won 3 years ago at the county fair has ended in bloodshed this past Sunday as Little Woowoo was violently bludgeoned to death in self defense by his once proud owner. "Yeah, I was like 7 years old when I won that fish,"...

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Funny story: Utter Pollacks: More Fish to be Renamed

Utter Pollacks: More Fish to be Renamed

Following the revelation from Sainsbury's that Pollack is to be renamed 'Colin' as people were embarrassed to ask for it at the fish counter, further seafood products are to be renamed following complaints from various consumer groups. Sainsbury's...

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Funny story: Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

Underground Culture of illegal Beta fish Fighting in Ghettoes, Slums

When a famous football player was accused of illegal dog fighting, authorities were already aware of the underlying dog fighting culture in many hoods and ghettoes. Public awareness has helped put the underground dog fighting industry under control.

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Funny story: Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

Spanish Robo-Fish To Target British Holidaymakers

It was announced today that in an attempt to cut pollution on the Spanish coast during the Summer holiday season, scientists will release robot fish which are capable of tracking down excrement from British tourists. Modelled on carp and costing...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Discredited By Richard Head

Spoof Writer Discredited By Richard Head

Not one, but three notable thespoof.com writers were today attacked and discredited by 'so far up my own arse it's unbelievable' Spoof writer, mucky duck, who was named after a disreputable pub in Portsmouth, Hampshire, just down the road from Portsm...

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Funny story: Human powered sub plagued by silly names

Human powered sub plagued by silly names

Ted Ciamillo decided that for his fortieth birthday he would build a human powered submarine and cross the Atlantic in it. However, his project is being plagued by people with silly names. Firstly, there is his marine biologist friend, who has sec...

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