Department of Health officials have set up a five mile exclusion zone around a farm in Somerset after thousands of sardines were found in a 1973 Morris Marina coupe. 55 year old Norbert Mathieson, who has lived all is life in East Coker, a village...
Scientists and environmentalists believe that based on the stink emanating from Los Angeles Harbor, the amount of dead and decaying sardines and anchovies floating on the waters is approximately 45 tons. Mayor Julio Schwartz of Los Angeles state...
A controversial new treatment is under investigation from health experts after concerns were raised that it might be linked to infections. The latest craze is called fish pedicures and this involves Garra Rufa fish nibbling away at people's feet t...
Surprising most who found the man still figuratively alive and unscathed from the hundreds of omnivores surrounding him in a close-knit community of newspaper professionals, one fairly obtuse hack writer with good intent, emerged for the last time from the London journalist's favorite watering hole without so much as a nibble on his pinkie. Mr. Pat Wohm began adulthood as an above average Engli...
SAN FRANCISCO - Heidi Montag was having dinner at the famed Sardine Sally's Fish Diner on Fisherman's Wharf when she was approached by Evelyn Tammy Quillhoop, a reporter for The Left Coast Mirror Magazine. Quillhoop asked Montag if the rumor about...
The initial panic over why 100,000 fish and several thousand birds died suddenly and unexpectedly, over several states, has been resolved, much to the relief of Americans all over the country. Many were speculating that there may have been some te...
In Arkansas, there are so many questions and no answers to the mysterious death of thousands of birds and fish that a host of investigators have been brought in from all branches of law enforcement. At a Press Conference today they discussed some of...
LITTLE ROCK - People all over the country are sitting on front porches, backyard decks, and driveways and wondering what in the world did the state of Arkansas do to cause such a environmental upheaval as it is currently witnessing. The Lieutenant...
A local man who decided to chow-down on a steak and kidney pie for his lunch last Friday, got a nasty shock when he was struck on the head by a passing Catholic because eating meat on a Friday is a mortal sin. The man, who had bought the pasty fro...
Seoul, South Korea - After the ground-breaking study regarding the use of hag fish mucus as a means of combating erectile dysfunction was released last week, a maelstrom of changes have occurred. Economies have shifted and fishermen have complete...
Marine biologists of the prestigious Floridian University of Carlyle Kursk released a statement today regarding one of the ocean's least appreciated creatures, the hagfish. The small, all but blind, lock jawed, eel-like monstrosity was, up to this po...
Fish mongers couldn't keep up with demand it was noted today, and issues of the Chicago Tribune were hard to find as Mayoral Candidate Rahm Emanuel continues to send out 'personal gift wrapped messages' to all those intent on opposing him in the up...
It has been a long held belief that, apart from the hypothetical Hawking radiation, black holes emit nothing. However, a new mathematical model from theoretical cosmological physicist Jan Anity, has shown that one other thing can escape the phenomena...
The BP oil corporation announced today that according to their scientists, engineers, and researchers - who apparently are smoking whatever their erstwhile "fearless" leader Hayward was imbibing - that fishies and birdies, and, indeed, all of God's c...
Sir Just to say that I quite like fish fingers. Not the cheap ones with the grey stuff inside. I'm talking about the proper ones with chunks of cod fillet inside. Those ones are lovely, especially with a plate of chips and some nice garden peas. A lovely teatime treat which goes nice with a splash of ketchup. C Birdseye, Lowestoft. Sir My dad keeps tropical fish in a big tank. It has a...
An extremely unusual fish was caught in a net by Chinese Fishermen at the weekend. This fish has hands that can 'grip' and tiny feet which allow it to actually walk as well as a huge gaping mouth. At first it was thought that this strange 'fish...
Vatican - It appears that Pope Benedict XVI has had an epiphany with regards to the sex scandal that has continued to plague the Catholic Church-lack of fish in a priest's diet can lead to inappropriate sexual behavior toward young men. The Pope h...
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