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Funny story: Los Angeles Wildfire Started by Firefly

Los Angeles Wildfire Started by Firefly

Los Angeles, CA - As hellfire engulfed much of Hollywood and destroyed over 10 billion dollars' worth of movie lots and Asian massage parlors, officials investigating the cause of the blaze have determined the cause: a firefly. Living up to its n...

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Funny story: Mrs. O'Leary's Diary Found; It Wasn't Her Cow

Mrs. O'Leary's Diary Found; It Wasn't Her Cow

The diary of former Chicago resident Catherine O'Leary, who's cow was accused of starting the Great Chicago Fire of 1871, has been found in an old trunk in a Chicago antique store. Mrs. O'Leary (1827 to 1895) has long been accused of leaving a ker...

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Funny story: National Ignition Facility Ignites!

National Ignition Facility Ignites!

National Ignition Facility Ignites! Apparently an absent minded professor forgot to turn off the switch to the world's most powerful laser. He was rushing home to turn off the bathtub water, which he suddenly remembered he had left on. The Nati...

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Funny story: Paparazzi Should Follow This Prized Idiot Around

Paparazzi Should Follow This Prized Idiot Around

Saying he probably inhaled too many paint fumes while finishing his lawnmower in a small building, a Wisconsin man faces an arson charge after telling authorities he wasn't thinking when he decided to use gasoline for cleaning up his apartment, and t...

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Funny story: Maytag Renamed May Incinerate

Maytag Renamed May Incinerate

Yet another Maytag recall has prompted bosses to rebranded the manufacturer of various white goods to "May Incinerate". The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission in conjunction with May Incinerate reports a series of refrigerator recalls due to...

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Funny story: Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Kerry Katona "Did Not Start Fire of London"

Fire investigators will be going into a listed building in central London later today, to try to find out what caused a fire in the early hours of this morning. Fire crews were called at around 2am to a blaze in a 15 bedroom 17th century house, cu...

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Funny story: Bush fire in Victoria station

Bush fire in Victoria station

An unusual incident occurred at eleventeen twelve am this morning when Mrs Fanny Ablaze demonstrated that her name was meaningful. She had been late for her train, and had slid down the escalator bannister to save time, but the friction had create...

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Funny story: Defence to appeal against naming of Australian bush fire suspect

Defence to appeal against naming of Australian bush fire suspect

Following an Australian court's decision to reveal that the suspect being held in the Australian bush fire case is 39-year old Brendan Sokaluk, defence lawyers have been quick to file a notice of appeal. According to the appeal, the court was wron...

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Funny story: Firehouse Burns To The Ground...Again!

Firehouse Burns To The Ground...Again!

Believe it or not, a fire station in Syke, Germany, was destroyed last week after it burned to the ground. It took six fire engines with it along with equipment, cost over # million dollars by early estimates, according to the Austrian Times. The...

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Funny story: Dorothy Arrested For Oz Fires

Dorothy Arrested For Oz Fires

Munchkin-land Oz -- Dorothy Gale is under arrest and facing multiple felonies that could send her to the electric chair. The creepy little brat stands accused of starting an inferno that scorched Oz and led to thousands of deaths. Her sleazy cohort...

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Funny story: San Francisco Fire Officials Searching For Toilet Torcher

San Francisco Fire Officials Searching For Toilet Torcher

Construction workers are anxious and investigators are puzzled as someone has been sending San Francisco's portable toilets up in flames in a wave of potty pyromania. "Shit Fire! It's an outrage," said Steven Edison, a 59-year-old contractor who h...

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Funny story: Goats start fire in Iowa

Goats start fire in Iowa

NORWALK, Iowa - A group of goats may have started a fire that destroyed a home in central Iowa, firefighters said. The fire broke out early Tuesday near Norwalk. Three people in the house escaped unharmed. John Hadley said, "My cat woke me up...

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Funny story: Bonfire goes up in flames - again!

Bonfire goes up in flames - again!

A giant bonfire erected each Christmas in Liverpool has been burned down - yet again. The 13m-high (43ft) bonfire in Liverpool has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been hit by a car and had bits of wood stolen...

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Funny story: Sweden's Straw Goat Torched Yet Again

Sweden's Straw Goat Torched Yet Again

A giant straw goat erected each Christmas in the northern Swedish town of Bonkers has been burned down - yet again. The 50 foot high animal has been torched 23 times since it was first erected in 1966. It has also been ram-raided with a sleigh, b...

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Funny story: 999 Number To Be Changed To 911

999 Number To Be Changed To 911

Government ministers and the heads of Britain's emergency services have decided at a meeting in Downing Street tonight to drastically and controversially overhaul the Emergency Services by changing the telephone number from 999 to 911. The move co...

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Funny story: Fire Service Cutbacks

Fire Service Cutbacks

The Greater Manchester Fire Service has announced that it has to find savings of thirty percent over the coming financial year. Unions are adamant that no fire service personnel will be lost, with the service already running at the safe minimum numbe...

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Funny story: Near Tragedy Averted

Near Tragedy Averted

A near tragedy was averted last week in Saskatoon, Saskatchwan, Canada at three o'clock in the morning when the next door neighbor ran over and rescued the occupants of a house on fire. Landis Brownsand ran his foot through a window to get insid...

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