A Spoof Writer ended up in hospital yesterday after a crazy dispute between two Spoof Writers, who cannot be named for legal reasons got out of control. Spoof Writer Y, called Spoof Writer X, a shit writer and X retaliated by asking Y, Why. X then...
A London born man has been detained by police indefinitely for pissing on someone's chips. Mr Walken-Cleeshay, who as every schoolboy knows is as old as Methuselah, committed the lewd act and subsequently had his collar felt, after coming to logge...
Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...
A BAR SOMEWHERE - Despite dropping into a combat stance and ripping his shirt off, a hulking tough guy has informed you in no uncertain terms that engaging in one-on-one combat with you is the last thing he wants to do. "I don't want to fight you,...
It's just been confirmed that Frank Bruno, former heavyweight champion, is to come out of retirement to fight Chelsea midfield star Frank Lampard in Dubai. The fight is being billed as a tribute to the late BBC boxing commentator Harry Carpenter, who...
West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...
Winter Olympics officials are going to introduce a new sport to see if they can generate some interest as all events so far have been so boring that some spectators have fallen asleep. Two officials sitting having a drink the other night were look...
Evidence is mounting that Gordon Brown intimidates staff and some have even ended up with a black eye or a cut lip. When questioned on the allegations that he hit some of his staff Brown said "I Didn't Do It". He has been known to through newspape...
An amazing Bar Brawl took place at Tributes Bar in Vancouver involving athletes from the Winter Olympics and the bars regular local boozers. Tributes Bar puts on tribute acts every evening but no one could predict the circumstances that led to a f...
For resident Heavington OAP Mollie McGarrigle, what should have been a routine trip to the post office to collect her pension and a trip to the butcher's for a ham shank and a neck of lamb turned into a nightmare as she went to catch the bus back to...
Pope Benedict XVI today offered the dual nationality Swiss Italian lady in red who tugged him to the ground as he prepared to conduct midnight mass at the Basilica San Pietro a rematch. "I vosn't ready for it," the former Cardinal Ratzenberger tol...
The sports desk is reporting that the BIG dollar boxing match between Manny "Hit Ya' Both Ways" Pacquiao and Floyd "I Shower Alone" Mayweather has been put on hold due to claims of Rump Rangering by Pacquiao. Apparently Pacquiao's former sparring pa...
(Defecated News) Following his spectacular battering by MMA-God BJ Penn last Saturday, Diego 'Nightmare' Sanchez seems to have forgotten the fight is over. Sanchez was immediately admitted into Nevada's Care Home For Victims Of BJ, after having lo...
In a controversial incident on Fox News, Bill O'Reilly was interviewing God, asking how the Almighty could come to allow the Democrats to run both the Senate and White House. During God's attempt to explain that he had to be fair to all sides, O'...
The UFC have today announced the contenders for the title fight at UFC 109. Australian Chris Rickard, 49, will face his nemesis Hoppy the bush kangaroo. The two met once before when Hoppy, distant cousin to TV's Skippy, attacked Rickard's dog w...
They called it David against Goliath Part II as plucky Brit fighter David Haye, (6'3") went into a ruckus with Russian giant Nikolay Valuev (7'2") to contest the WBA Heavyweight Championship of The World at the Arena Nurnburger Versicherung. Nobod...
The all too familiar scenario of a witless yob confronting a law abiding citizen on his own doorstep, intimidating and mouthing off at his intended victim has been viewed by thousands on the internet. This time, because as events threatened to get...
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