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Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...

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Funny story: Winter Olympics officials introduce new sport Snowball Throwing

Winter Olympics officials introduce new sport Snowball Throwing

Winter Olympics officials are going to introduce a new sport to see if they can generate some interest as all events so far have been so boring that some spectators have fallen asleep. Two officials sitting having a drink the other night were look...

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Funny story: Inglorious Bastard Brown says "I Didn't Do it

Inglorious Bastard Brown says "I Didn't Do it

Evidence is mounting that Gordon Brown intimidates staff and some have even ended up with a black eye or a cut lip. When questioned on the allegations that he hit some of his staff Brown said "I Didn't Do It". He has been known to through newspape...

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Funny story: Bar Brawl at Winter Olympics

Bar Brawl at Winter Olympics

An amazing Bar Brawl took place at Tributes Bar in Vancouver involving athletes from the Winter Olympics and the bars regular local boozers. Tributes Bar puts on tribute acts every evening but no one could predict the circumstances that led to a f...

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Funny story: OAP In Bus Stop Bust Up

OAP In Bus Stop Bust Up

For resident Heavington OAP Mollie McGarrigle, what should have been a routine trip to the post office to collect her pension and a trip to the butcher's for a ham shank and a neck of lamb turned into a nightmare as she went to catch the bus back to...

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Funny story: Pope Offers Rematch

Pope Offers Rematch

Pope Benedict XVI today offered the dual nationality Swiss Italian lady in red who tugged him to the ground as he prepared to conduct midnight mass at the Basilica San Pietro a rematch. "I vosn't ready for it," the former Cardinal Ratzenberger tol...

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Funny story: Manny Pacquiao - Floyd Mayweather Fight On Hold Due to Rump Ranger Allegations

Manny Pacquiao - Floyd Mayweather Fight On Hold Due to Rump Ranger Allegations

The sports desk is reporting that the BIG dollar boxing match between Manny "Hit Ya' Both Ways" Pacquiao and Floyd "I Shower Alone" Mayweather has been put on hold due to claims of Rump Rangering by Pacquiao. Apparently Pacquiao's former sparring pa...

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Funny story: UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Makes 'Excellent' Silly Faces

UFC Fighter Diego Sanchez Makes 'Excellent' Silly Faces

(Defecated News) Following his spectacular battering by MMA-God BJ Penn last Saturday, Diego 'Nightmare' Sanchez seems to have forgotten the fight is over. Sanchez was immediately admitted into Nevada's Care Home For Victims Of BJ, after having lo...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Interviews God, Viscious Fight Ensues

Bill O'Reilly Interviews God, Viscious Fight Ensues

In a controversial incident on Fox News, Bill O'Reilly was interviewing God, asking how the Almighty could come to allow the Democrats to run both the Senate and White House. During God's attempt to explain that he had to be fair to all sides, O'...

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Funny story: UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

UFC 109 Contenders Announced.

The UFC have today announced the contenders for the title fight at UFC 109. Australian Chris Rickard, 49, will face his nemesis Hoppy the bush kangaroo. The two met once before when Hoppy, distant cousin to TV's Skippy, attacked Rickard's dog w...

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Funny story: UK Rejoices As David Smacks The Crap Out Of Goliath (Again!)

UK Rejoices As David Smacks The Crap Out Of Goliath (Again!)

They called it David against Goliath Part II as plucky Brit fighter David Haye, (6'3") went into a ruckus with Russian giant Nikolay Valuev (7'2") to contest the WBA Heavyweight Championship of The World at the Arena Nurnburger Versicherung. Nobod...

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Funny story: Bitch-Slapped Net Yob To Flee Country In Shame

Bitch-Slapped Net Yob To Flee Country In Shame

The all too familiar scenario of a witless yob confronting a law abiding citizen on his own doorstep, intimidating and mouthing off at his intended victim has been viewed by thousands on the internet. This time, because as events threatened to get...

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Funny story: Texan Chupacabra corpse linked to Irish dog fighting syndicate

Texan Chupacabra corpse linked to Irish dog fighting syndicate

Detectives in Texas have issued photo-fit descriptions of three Irish Nationals they would like to interview in connection with the discovery of the body of a Chupacabra. The three men, in their mid to late twenties, stayed two nights at the trav...

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Funny story: Two Men Get In Fight Over Who Is The World's Greatest Dad

Two Men Get In Fight Over Who Is The World's Greatest Dad

Reno, Nevada - What makes a great dad? There are a number of answers; chances are none of them involve beating another man senseless in front of a playground full of six-year-olds. Dale Jacoby and Roger Thorne are in jail this morning. The two...

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Funny story: Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

Beckham "Fisting" Fracas

David Beckham, LA Galaxy's part-time midfielder, was involved in ugly scenes at the Old Fridge Dumping Center during an exhibition match with former club AC Milan. As the players headed for the dressing room, Beckham, 34, who had earlier unveiled...

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Funny story: Britney: From Now On, I'm Fighting Reporter's Shit With Shit!

Britney: From Now On, I'm Fighting Reporter's Shit With Shit!

Britney has taken some time off "Circus" for a break and gone on a diet that purges EVERYTHING out of her system and, not unlike Oprah, the singer began describing about her flushing toxins from her systems in an "amazing" two week and a half detox p...

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Funny story: The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

The Frigginest Fightin' Couple In Tennessee

KNOXVILLE, Tennessee - Virgil Bob and Kitty Lou Pennypicker were arrested on charges of assaulting each other using Cheetos. The first officer on the scene Sheriff's Deputy Bubba Bob Buckover, Jr., said that when he walked into the trailer everyt...

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