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Funny story: Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

Taco Bell Adopts New Slogan, "Where's the Modified Corn Starch?"

In the competitive world of advertising, changing the slogan of a product that consumers have come to know and love can either result in you bathing in money, or bathing once a month. Executives at Taco Bell have decided take a huge risk by going wit...

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Funny story: Popularity of chicken wings results in glut of wingless chicken bodies

Popularity of chicken wings results in glut of wingless chicken bodies

The U.S. Department of Agriculture reports that the country is awash in wingless chicken bodies. "Everybody loves chicken wings, but they forget we have to do something with the rest of the chicken," said USDA spokesperson Wendeee Calpido.

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Funny story: Heavy rain to bring more food

Heavy rain to bring more food

Food warnings remain in place for those parts of Britain where poor, starving people live in hope that it will rain a lot. Food suppliers from the Environment Agency are now using emergency measures whereby carrier bags of food are released from d...

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Funny story: Jamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!

Jamie Oliver's recipes are less healthy than supermarket junk food!

A survey has proven that beans on toast, pre-packed lasagne and supermarket ready meals in general are far healthier than Jamie Oliver's recipes in his best-seller cookbooks! The people who did the survey also went down to Joe's Trucker Cafe in Ba...

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Funny story: Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Washington DC - According to Miss Adelle Bowersocks 1232C Upswine Gardens, Romney is not really drinking diet soda, as he appears to be. Miss Adelle was cleaning up after a $200,000.00 a plate dinner when she tasted what appeared to be left over die...

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Funny story: Gaga gags during concert in Spain

Gaga gags during concert in Spain

BARCELONA (ABSNN) - Two days ago this reporter wrote about New York City's West Side Joanne Trattoria, the restaurant owned and operated by Lady Gaga and her parents. It was rated "C," the lowest possible rating while being allowed to remain open, b...

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Funny story: Road-a-Kill fast food opens in eleven southern states!

Road-a-Kill fast food opens in eleven southern states!

The Reverend T.J. McCorkle of Louisburg, NC, announced today the opening of his fast food chain, Road-a-Kill. "We've had thousands of folks waiting in line all day long at all of our locations," said McCorkle. "We been eat'in road kill all our lives, now you can go right to the corner, mingle with your cousins, and eat road kill fixed the right way!" "How's that?" called out a reporter from the...

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Funny story: Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Athletes to eat Big Macs and Coca-Cola only for London 2012

Fearful of the possibility that to much health food will be consumed at the upcoming Olympic Games, drastic action has been taken a newly established regulatory body at the heart of the operations directorate of London 2012. The Committe for Organ...

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Funny story: Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

Cluck Cluck Filler Announces It Is An Anti-Gay Marriage Eatery

ATLANTA - The president of the Cluck Cluck Filler Restaurant Chain, Danny Caloric has issued a statement which states that his company is going on record to say that they are an anti-gay marriage establishment. Mr. Caloric, who says he is still ma...

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Funny story: Prohibition Returns to New York State

Prohibition Returns to New York State

Albany NY: The US Supreme Court has ruled that the Interstate Commerce Clause of the US Constitution cannot be used to justify Congress controlling the American people's purchasing of health insurance. However, the justices also ruled the US Congress...

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Funny story: Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Motorist Crashes into Bus full of Nuns While Eating a Hambuger

Ball Banger Virginia- Police responded to the scene of a horrific accident involving a Toyota Prius and a School bus full of Nuns. The driver of the Prius, Bob Baily of West Hankin PA., was extracted from his crumpled vehicle by paramedics who had to employ the use of the "Jaws of Life" to get him out. A bio-hazard unit was dispatched to the scene when paramedics reported an unknown substance...

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Funny story: Britain Facing Pigeon Obesity Timebomb

Britain Facing Pigeon Obesity Timebomb

Animal welfare groups warned yesterday that the streets of Britain may soon be virtually impassable as they become clogged with morbidly overweight pigeons. According to bird and wildlife protectionist Percy Nobbleton, the flying rats' diet has ev...

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Funny story: Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

Fury at London Olympics twenty quid club sandwich

London - Two slices of Blunderloaf and some chopped 'n' shaped spam will set you back a fiver at this year's Games. Or try the London 2012 Club Sandwich where a mouthwatering £20 gets you exactly the same but with extra spam and a dollop of colesl...

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Funny story: 2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

2012 Lobsterfest Yields Lowest Death Toll in Years

Orlando, FL - Representatives of the Pink Lobster restaurant chain announced today that this year's Lobsterfest promotion has resulted in the lowest death toll in nearly two decades, with reported casualties hovering around a paltry 1,650. The p...

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Funny story: Polar Bear Found Dead At Barrow, AK is Latest Victim Of Obama's Junk Food War

Polar Bear Found Dead At Barrow, AK is Latest Victim Of Obama's Junk Food War

A polar bear found floating in the icy shallows of Purdue Bay at Barrow Alaska is the latest victim in President Obama's junk food war. The bear clad only in a red scarf and clutching a can of cola in his frozen paw is thought to have been the famous...

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Funny story: Food Poisoning Reported at White House Dinner Party

Food Poisoning Reported at White House Dinner Party

Washington DC: Emergency medical technicians (EMTs) from the George Washington University (GWU) Hospital were called to the White House dining room to treat several individuals for food poisoning. President Obama and the First Lady were not taken ill...

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Funny story: Obama's Secret War on Fast Food

Obama's Secret War on Fast Food

If it weren't for his name, the death of Nascar Mayor the third in oregon wouldn't have raised any eyebrows. He had long since been disasociatesd with the company that bears the name of his Ancestor. It is now a part of a national conglomerate. Hi...

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