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Funny story: Stewardess Injured By Turbulence

Stewardess Injured By Turbulence

An American Airlines stewardess was taken to hospital this week after a "turbulence related" incident on a flight from Chicago to Los Angeles. The Boeing 747 had just reached optimum cruising level when, according to the Health and Safety Executiv...

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Funny story: Chronic Knee Pain Causes the Queen to Give Up Horse Riding

Chronic Knee Pain Causes the Queen to Give Up Horse Riding

The Queen has been forced to give up riding, her favourite pastime, because of chronic knee pain. The condition has also meant that she has had to have a £1million lift installed at her Sandringham home. Knee pain is a terrible burden for horses.

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Funny story: Farting Dentist Banned

Farting Dentist Banned

Matthew Stilton, known as 'the farting dentist' because of his disturbing flatulence has been banned from his practice because of 'inappropriate behaviour'.. A colleague complained that he was giving patients 'the wrong sort of gas' and it made th...

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Funny story: Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Brit Awards Evacuated After Alex Reid's Fart-Lighting Display

Attention seeking Alex Reid was red faced at the Brits after being caught out by a public fart lighting display. The muscly he-man was renowned for his flatulence in the bedroom which is one of the reasons for his break-up with Jordan. She s...

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Funny story: Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

Lazy, feckless, flatulent man outraged at Top Gear for being compared to Mexicans

The BBC has been inundated by hundreds of complaints from an irate lazy, feckless, flatulent man after Top Gear presenter Richard 'Hamster' Hammond compared him to Mexicans. Gary Coogan, a 36 year old unemployed man from Croydon has demanded an ap...

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Funny story: Government Dithers to Ban Farting

Government Dithers to Ban Farting

The Con/Dem government was in turmoil today as ministers discussed whether to ban farting in public. In a recent case in Malawi two judges argued over a bill to ban farting in that country. Prime Minister David Cameron is all in favour of this...

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Funny story: The Flatulent Muslim

The Flatulent Muslim

This has never happened to me before, but this day, Friday, 4th February 2011 would be etched in my memory forever and ever. I was amongst the thousands upon thousands (not exactly the one million expected!) Of fellow Muslims in the square in Cairo, for Friday prayers. We took our shoes off and prostrated ourselves towards Mecca, I had the misfortune to be behind a flatulent worshipper. This wa...

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Funny story: "My A--hole Wanted To Say Hi."

"My A--hole Wanted To Say Hi."

Had a bit of a parenting dilemma this evening. After watching the scintillating techno-thriller "Beverly Hills Chihuahua II," my five-and-a-half-year-old Miel went up to give her Mom a quick kiss goodnight. On the way over, she uh... she let out a little gas. "What was that?" Nikki asked her, smiling. Usually that would embarrass Miel to death. Without missing a beat, Miel responds: "My a-...

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Funny story: Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Boffin Breaks Wind So Violently He Combusts

Scientists in Bolton were stunned this morning when leading 'Fartologist' Leonard Crapper literally evaporated from the laboratory they were working in. Colleague Marty Neebianco explained, 'Len was a maverick,he always said that a really violent...

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Funny story: Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Local Man Breaks Wind, Changes Town's Weather Pattern

Unintentionally saving the small town of Saugus, Massachusetts from the first blizzard of 2011, Barney Funderton, house bound 520 pound man with a love of sausages and cabbage and a propensity for methane production has apparently and single handedly...

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Funny story: Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple releases iSmell app to follow Iris scanning technology

Apple computers hinted at the forthcoming release of their iSmell app for iPhone4 and iPad last week when they released the Eye-Eye iris scanner and provided more details this week. Arthur Ramsbottom at the Apple Research Centre in Cleckheaton, Y...

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Funny story: Man Uses iPhone Farting App to Secure a Bar Stool During Happy Hour

Man Uses iPhone Farting App to Secure a Bar Stool During Happy Hour

A San Jose man has found that using an iPhone app that creates various fart noises has come in handy when he finds himself in crowded bar during happy hour. John Flatulence downloaded the app a year ago when he came across it at the website TheBigSt...

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Funny story: Swimmers in Gulf of Mexico Warned not to Fart

Swimmers in Gulf of Mexico Warned not to Fart

St Petersburg, Florida officials have warned swimmers and surfers there not to wear any oil on their bodies nor fart while in the water. "Those oil-eating bacteria have now devoured the spilled methane and are getting very very hungry", stated one...

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Funny story: Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Obama & Biden Rally UAW Workers over a 'shot and a beer" Summit at Factory recently Evacuated over "Beer Farts!"

Good old boys Barry Obama and Joe Biden had a good laugh today when they returned to the Michigan Chrysler factory recently shut down over 'Beer Farts" that caused an evacuation due to health concerns. With the the NSNBC cast of Olbermann and Matt...

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Funny story: Microsoft's Chief Architect Drops a Fart in Church before Moving On

Microsoft's Chief Architect Drops a Fart in Church before Moving On

When Bill Gates handed over software development control to Ray Ozzie a number of years ago, he probably never imagined that a loyal senior management compatriot would drop a stinky memo in the press box before walking out the door. The floating a...

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Funny story: Obama Drops an SBD in the Rose Garden

Obama Drops an SBD in the Rose Garden

Washington, DC - In a speech from the White House rose garden President Obama talking about curbs on greenhouse-gas emissions, let loose a 'silent but deadly,' "that, had it been indoors, would have left everybody gasping for breath," according to an...

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Funny story: Beer Farts Cause Evacuation of Detroit Chrysler Plant!

Beer Farts Cause Evacuation of Detroit Chrysler Plant!

There was panic in Detroit today after a 400,000 square foot Chrysler manufacturing plant, and 6 surrounding square blocks were evacuated after what turned out to be a plethora of Beer Farts caused the evacuation and mass hysteria. The noxious fum...

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