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Funny story: Sat Nav Drives Farmer to Ruination

Sat Nav Drives Farmer to Ruination

A livid Lincolnshire farmer is today blaming sat nav as the reason he is now out of business. Yokel, Faramir Giles, has blasted the in-car high-tech devices as evil beyond belief for what they did to "him and his"...

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Funny story: Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

Iowa Farmer Sells GPS-Based Crop Circle Creation Kit

DES MOINES-Rodney Rooter, an Iowa corn farmer has created a kit which he is selling to other mid-western farmers to help them create crop circles in their fields with their own tractors. The kit includes an easy-to-use computer program on DVD to desi...

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Funny story: Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

Mutilated Mice in Cash Claim

Three visually-impaired mice, who all had their tails severed in a horrific domestic incident, have lodged a compensation claim with the UK's National Farmers Union.

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Funny story: Without Greens, Nader Sees Rough Times Ahead

Without Greens, Nader Sees Rough Times Ahead

Paloma (Roto_Rooters) - Spurned by the LGF #351 (Local Greens Farmers) that embraced him four years ago, independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader pressed ahead on Monday without his daily dose of fiber.

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Funny story: Yokels Yoked.

Yokels Yoked.

A dawn swoop Thursday by MI5 agents and police saw eight British farmers arrested and their premises raided for possession of the explosive ammonium nitrate which can sometimes be used as fertilizer. The farmers were dragged from their beds and taken...

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Funny story: Did ancient man control the weather?

Did ancient man control the weather?

For Millennia man has sought to control the weather. From the Stone Age to the modern day - farmers, magicians and lawyers have sought to influence the elements.

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Funny story: Beef farmer finds wife in bed with prize heifer

Beef farmer finds wife in bed with prize heifer

Beef farming, the latest vogue in farming circles, has turned one happy farmer's long love affair with the business, in to one big nightmare.

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