Millions of citizens across the United States are being assailed daily with sinister telephone calls from someone calling herself Cammy Argyle, who invariably begins the conversation by asking to speak to 'the lady of the house.'...
I seem to have a stubborn streak in me that wants to do everything without asking the man upstairs for help. In my opinion, God really does not care if I have corn, peas, lima beans, or green beans with dinner, so I should not waste his time asking. Generally, minor sniffles or 24 hour bugs do not require religious blessings, fasting by family members, or hours spent on my knees; these petty tri...
Sophisticated Mod God Paul Weller has broken a silence that has been held within his family for over 4 decades.
For the last three years the Petersons of Monmouth, New Jersey have had the proud distinction of being the only non-dysfunctional family in America. With a blissful marriage, well-adjusted kids, and no feuds in sight, they were the envy of their nei...
After some major cover up breaking I discovered what really happened in the World Court House last week famous spoof character Harry Pothead was being sued by a family of stoner's for selling them bad crack now normally all of them would have been arrested had it not been that Pothead was a fictional character and teh Cracker family was the Clinton's Didn't anybody wonder why Bill Clin...
Laura Bush announced her intention today to step down as First Lady, citing the long hours and wanting to spend more quality time with her family as her main reasons for leaving the position.
Guillermo Martinez* had a big loving family and enjoyed big meals. After big meals, he would sweep up with a big broom. On one terrible Christmas night, he threw his beloved broom at US Border Patrol agents and they shot him 171 times.
Alan Greenspan took a quick break Wednesday from his extremely boring job as Chairman of the Federal Reserve to celebrate his 143rd birthday with his family and co-workers. Greenspan, who was born the year Abraham Lincoln became president, gave brie...
In most areas of life, I count myself a lucky man. I have a good job, a nice family, a peaceful home and, for the time being, no woman around to bother me. Each year when holidays come around and people start peppering me with questions about what I want, I’m usually forced to admit that I have just about every creature comfort that a man can buy. Electronics, books, aged scotch in a fine cut c...
Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...
Detroit, Michigan and the Open Road ---Lee Iacocca , his entire family, and Snoop Doggy Dogg, and whomever he is chilling with today, want you to buy a Chrysler Plymouth car so you can enjoy a smooth ride in a smooth car.
Shocked, outstanded, and amazed are only a few words to describe how George Bush felt today when he found out that he has a long lost son - none other than TV's Urkel, that cute kid from the hit series Family Matters. The tests results were leake...
Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...
DULUTH, GEORGIA (AP) Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married to John Mason this weekend, but instead got on a Greyhound bus and traveled across the country. "I always liked those long trips on the Greyhound," says Jennifer. "My family is pretty...
Stanford, Conn.-- After the announcement from VH1 last week for a new show about Hulk Hogan and his family, The WWE confirmed a new reality program revolving around the MacMahon family .
Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.
PEQUOD, SD --- Last Thursday, working mom Nora Paskow taped what she believed on of her sons' art projects to the refrigerator. Now she and her family have gone into hiding, not knowing whether the ever growing mob of rage-filled art historians will...
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