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Funny story: Paul Weller : My Secret Dad

Paul Weller : My Secret Dad

Sophisticated Mod God Paul Weller has broken a silence that has been held within his family for over 4 decades.

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Funny story: Last Non-Dysfunctional Family in America Falls Apart

Last Non-Dysfunctional Family in America Falls Apart

For the last three years the Petersons of Monmouth, New Jersey have had the proud distinction of being the only non-dysfunctional family in America. With a blissful marriage, well-adjusted kids, and no feuds in sight, they were the envy of their nei...

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Funny story: Cracker's sue Pothead

Cracker's sue Pothead

After some major cover up breaking I discovered what really happened in the World Court House last week famous spoof character Harry Pothead was being sued by a family of stoner's for selling them bad crack now normally all of them would have been arrested had it not been that Pothead was a fictional character and teh Cracker family was the Clinton's Didn't anybody wonder why Bill Clin...

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Funny story: Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush resigns as First Lady, sort of

Laura Bush announced her intention today to step down as First Lady, citing the long hours and wanting to spend more quality time with her family as her main reasons for leaving the position.

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Funny story: He said Broom not Boom

He said Broom not Boom

Guillermo Martinez* had a big loving family and enjoyed big meals. After big meals, he would sweep up with a big broom. On one terrible Christmas night, he threw his beloved broom at US Border Patrol agents and they shot him 171 times.

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Funny story: Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

Greenspan Celebrates 143rd Birthday

Alan Greenspan took a quick break Wednesday from his extremely boring job as Chairman of the Federal Reserve to celebrate his 143rd birthday with his family and co-workers. Greenspan, who was born the year Abraham Lincoln became president, gave brie...

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Funny story: Bring Me a 5-Bladed Razor, Lest I Perish

Bring Me a 5-Bladed Razor, Lest I Perish

In most areas of life, I count myself a lucky man. I have a good job, a nice family, a peaceful home and, for the time being, no woman around to bother me. Each year when holidays come around and people start peppering me with questions about what I want, I’m usually forced to admit that I have just about every creature comfort that a man can buy. Electronics, books, aged scotch in a fine cut c...

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Funny story: Kennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop

Kennebunkport Family Stranded on Rooftop

Maine -- A Kennebunkport family briefly stranded on their roof "absolutely swears" they'll never call 911 again, "even if the house is on fire." According to Martin Baker, "My family and I had climbed up on the roof to...

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Funny story: Chrysler Wants To Be Your Car Company

Chrysler Wants To Be Your Car Company

Detroit, Michigan and the Open Road ---Lee Iacocca , his entire family, and Snoop Doggy Dogg, and whomever he is chilling with today, want you to buy a Chrysler Plymouth car so you can enjoy a smooth ride in a smooth car.

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Funny story: Did the President do that?

Did the President do that?

Shocked, outstanded, and amazed are only a few words to describe how George Bush felt today when he found out that he has a long lost son - none other than TV's Urkel, that cute kid from the hit series Family Matters. The tests results were leake...

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Funny story: Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris commissioned to body paint the Queen

Rolf Harris, an ex-Australian convict who learnt to body paint whilst doing time down under has been commissioned to body paint the Queen and other members of the Royal Family. The monarch, who has been painted by more than 120 artists in her life, i...

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Funny story: Jennifer Wilbanks: "I hate those big Georgia weddings!"

Jennifer Wilbanks: "I hate those big Georgia weddings!"

DULUTH, GEORGIA (AP) Jennifer Wilbanks was supposed to get married to John Mason this weekend, but instead got on a Greyhound bus and traveled across the country. "I always liked those long trips on the Greyhound," says Jennifer. "My family is pretty...

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Funny story: WWE reality show, Not as fake as wrestling

WWE reality show, Not as fake as wrestling

Stanford, Conn.-- After the announcement from VH1 last week for a new show about Hulk Hogan and his family, The WWE confirmed a new reality program revolving around the MacMahon family .

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Funny story: Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Piglet Is Dead - Assumed Murdered

Christipher, the local insane boy who believed a family pig from the farm was sentient finally snapped back into reality and butchered the creature who he dubbed Piglet.

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Funny story: Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

Priceless Pollock Destroyed by Soccer Mom

PEQUOD, SD --- Last Thursday, working mom Nora Paskow taped what she believed on of her sons' art projects to the refrigerator. Now she and her family have gone into hiding, not knowing whether the ever growing mob of rage-filled art historians will...

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Funny story: CIA Arrest Mrs. Cleaver

CIA Arrest Mrs. Cleaver

Perfect town, USA - Mrs. Cleaver, legendary matriarch of the model American family, portrayed on the popular TV show "Leave it to Beaver," was interrogated and subsequently arrested, after a neighbor made an anonymous call and reported suspicious beh...

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Funny story: Man Trapped in Outhouse 17 Days!

Man Trapped in Outhouse 17 Days!

KENTUCKY (AP) Darrel Bumps became annoyed when members of his family kept opening the door to his outhouse while he was sitting on the seat. His need for privacy overtook common sense last month when the rural Kentucky farmer went through his junk...

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