Showing:

Funny satire stories about Facebook

Try another search?

Funny story: Facebook allows gender change

Facebook allows gender change

In the face of requests from trans pressure groups, Facebook has finally relented and allowed people to change their gender after they've signed up for an account. "It's taken them ten years," said trans campaigner, Sam Thyme. "Now people can go t...

Read full story
Funny story: Teenagers murder Facebook!

Teenagers murder Facebook!

Global teenagers are turning their backs on social network giant, Facebook, because their mums and dads are on their too! A global, cyber exodus of unhappy, twittering teenagers has forced Facebook to block millions of mums, dads, grandma's, grand...

Read full story
Funny story: Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

Boss Loses Facebook Privilege

A Louisville businessman is learning the hard way that employees can push back when they are forced to divulge account particulars on Facebook. Early this morning, he had logged into the Facebook account of one employee, only to find--substituted for...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook Adjusted the Settings Again!

Facebook is at it again! Even with the highest restrictions put in place, Facebook has adjusted one woman's settings so her boss's wife's sister from fifteen hundred miles away could read a post that the shop was going to be closed because everyone...

Read full story
Funny story: 45 Year Old Man Realizes He Does Not Have To Take Facebook Seriously

45 Year Old Man Realizes He Does Not Have To Take Facebook Seriously

ST. PAUL, MN - "It has been so freeing," stated Al Gorithim, "almost overnight a new peace has come over me." Previously Al did not understand the idea that if nobody commented on one of his posts that it would not affect the outcome of anything,...

Read full story
Funny story: The New "Facebook Filter"

The New "Facebook Filter"

Facebook is finally doing something right. In the past several months, Facebook has fallen behind many other social media sites including Twitter, Instagram,and Vine. In response, Facebook is rumored to be unleashing a new "Does Anyone Care Filter?" Here's how it works. After you post a status, it will be reviewed at Facebook Headquarters where it will be determined if anyone really cares wh...

Read full story
Funny story: Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Why You Run, Top 10 Theories

Having some Facebook friends who are prone to remind me of their superior physical condition and fitness by recounting their long distance running accomplishments, I was driven to research this peculiar phenomenon of running, once reserved for desperate circumstances such as escaping an enemy or a hungry bear, but now indulged in as though exertion were cake and sweat were frosting. At least one...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook helps cops find their lost puppy

Facebook helps cops find their lost puppy

There was a gloomy scenario in the Vanrai, Goregaon Police Station, Mumbai, as an puppy adopted by cops there in was lost and couldn't be traced for good three weeks. Cops after a lot efforts and thorough sourcing couldn't reunite with their beloved...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook reverses policy on breasts

Facebook reverses policy on breasts

SILICONE VALLEY - Facebook has recently decided that, when it comes to women's chests, scars are okay. The social utility has decided that women will be allowed to display photographs of their mastectomy scars. "Even with regard to women, chests are...

Read full story
Funny story: Like Us on Facebook, Facebook Implores

Like Us on Facebook, Facebook Implores

MENLO PARK, CA.-As young people in increasing numbers abandon Facebook for other forms of social media, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has announced a new campaign aimed at younger people called, simply, Like Us on Facebook. As Facebook's stocks are s...

Read full story
Funny story: Israeli soldiers moon Facebook

Israeli soldiers moon Facebook

JERUSALEM, Israel - In a recruitment drive gone awry, female Israeli soldiers dropped the trousers of their camouflage battle dress uniforms to moon photographers. The soldiers were wearing thong panties, rather than military-issued skivvies, how...

Read full story
Funny story: Facebook comes under fire for not allowing gender change

Facebook comes under fire for not allowing gender change

Facebook, the omnipresent social network has come under fire from trangender groups across the globe for failing to provide members with a way of changing their gender on the site. "Not every transgender person wants to start completely afresh," s...

Read full story
Funny story: Hacker suspended by PGA

Hacker suspended by PGA

"Slammin" Sammy Hacker, relatively unknown member of the PGA has been suspended for 90 days after he revealed on his Facebook page that he occasionally, in his suburban condo, when frying chicken, used lard. The suspension came on the heels of a...

Read full story
Funny story: Sole contact with former roommate now Candy Crush requests

Sole contact with former roommate now Candy Crush requests

CHICAGO, IL--Though they lived together for 23 months between 2008 and 2010, reports indicate that Mike Collar and John Garvey now solely interact with each other via automated requests on the Facebook game Candy Crush. Sources indicate actual ve...

Read full story
Funny story: Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan has chalked one up in his eternal battle with God when it was revealed that his Facebook page has more subscribers than God's. "I quietly pleased," Satan admitted. "When I last looked I had twice the number of followers on Facebook, than God...

Read full story
Funny story: Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

Man furious at Facebook friends who didn't wish him happy birthday

LOS ANGELES, CA--The day after Zach Rowland's 29th birthday proved a source of anxiety rather than joy, as the video editor reportedly spent his day fuming at his 241 Facebook friends that didn't extend him birthday wishes on his timeline. "What,...

Read full story
Funny story: Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook: Kim Jong Un, Dennis Rodman, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Kim Jong Un: Hello Dennis are you there? 8:13 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Right here Kimmy. What's up dude? 8:16 a.m. Kim Jong Un: Oh nothing much. I was just having a bowl of rice pudding and reading the latest issue of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily. 8:19 a.m. Dennis Rodman: Say bro, I sure have been hearing a lot of bad stuff about you lately. 8:21 a.m. Kim Jong Un...

Read full story

Breaking news…
Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Subscribe…
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more