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Funny story: FDA Certifies GM Corn As Rat Poison

FDA Certifies GM Corn As Rat Poison

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The US FDA on Wednesday certified that Monsanto's Genetically Modified (GM) corn MON863 is an "excellent" rat poison since FDA studies show that it causes kidney and liver toxicity in animal studies.

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Funny story: FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

FDA Approves Treatment for March Madness

Asslete Pharmaceuticals announced today that the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has approved Vitalecillin® (vitale baldinate) for the treatment of patients with March Madness Disorder...

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Funny story: FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

FDA Finds Bees Dying from Genetically Modified Crops, Pollens

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The die-off of bee populations throughout the world is being caused by genetically modified crops, FDA chief Ralph Roachman announced on Friday.

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Funny story: New lung medicine worries police

New lung medicine worries police

While developing an aerosol to break down tars in smokers' repiratory tracts, researchers at the University of Maryland Munich Campus in Germany discovered an unexpected side effect that has raised some controversy.

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Funny story: China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

China to send protest over FDA approval of drug for obese dogs

In what will fast become a major international incident, China's foreign Minister lashed out at the United States for approving the drug for obese dogs.

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Funny story: FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

FDA Approves Eating Cloned Humans

(Washington, DC) Following up its announcement that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned animals, the FDA today announced that there is no difference in eating food made from cloned humans.

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Funny story: FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

FDA: Cloned animals "safe-ish" to eat

Washington, DC - The Food and Drug Administration today declared that cloned and other genetically modified livestock are "probably" fit for human consumption.

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Funny story: Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

Following Michael Richards' "N-word" Incident, FDA Warns: Salty Crackers Hazardous to Health

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the wake of Michael Richards' infamous "N-word" incident, the United States Food and Drug Administration has issued a new warning: salty crackers may be hazardous to your health.

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