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Funny story: Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Swiss Bank Discovers Cause of Global Recession

Industry spectators are heralding the end of the current economic recession due to a startling discovery made in the vaults of the prestigious Union Bank in Switzerland; namely, bonds, stocks, gold bullion and cash currencies to the value of CHF 6 tr...

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Funny story: Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Romney diet drink proven to be fake

Washington DC - According to Miss Adelle Bowersocks 1232C Upswine Gardens, Romney is not really drinking diet soda, as he appears to be. Miss Adelle was cleaning up after a $200,000.00 a plate dinner when she tasted what appeared to be left over die...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

Mitt Romney launches a 'War on Bankruptcy'

New York City - Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney has declared war on what he says is the leading cause for America's ongoing fiscal crisis - bankruptcy. In fact, Romney revealed that his entire economic/fiscal policy is tied to the co...

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Funny story: Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

Frustrated college graduates wipe asses with diplomas

U.S. college graduates, fed up with the job market and slow economy, have began wiping their asses with their diplomas in protest. The nationwide protests, known as the "Univershitty Protests," have spread online via social networks as th...

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Funny story: Government Considers Bringing Back The Workhouse

Government Considers Bringing Back The Workhouse

A leaked government document has revealed the coalitions plans to reduce our countries benefits bill. The solution? Bung the poor and needy into newly established workhouses. Government officials reckon all the UK's economic problems would be s...

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Funny story: Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Under Pressure to Release Tax Returns, Mitt Romney Finally Admits He Never Filed Before 2010

Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney, who has faced pressure from Democrats to make public his federal tax returns from the past ten years, finally revealed that the reason for his refusal to release any returns from prior to 2010 is that he n...

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Funny story: Gaston selects his running mate

Gaston selects his running mate

Washington DC - Presumptive President, Gaston, has announced to a small cadre of reporters that he has chosen his running mate. In a surprise move, the Mormon underwear-wearing cartoon character Gaston, known for his superlative qualities of hitting...

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Funny story: Remarkable Olympics opening ceremony inaugurates UK economic breakdown

Remarkable Olympics opening ceremony inaugurates UK economic breakdown

Great Britain marked the beginning of its economical meltdown with a glorious spectacle of Olympian costs at the new Olympic Stadium in London watched by millions of people around the world. An extravagant, whimsical, unconventional, and dazzling...

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Funny story: "Are your Swiss Bank Accounts Any Better Off Now Than They Were Four Years Ago"? Mitt To U.S. Dressage Federation Convention

"Are your Swiss Bank Accounts Any Better Off Now Than They Were Four Years Ago"? Mitt To U.S. Dressage Federation Convention

Mitt Romney today demonstrated a profound sense of the moment and just how severely in touch he can be with his audience in a speech before the U.S. Dressage Federation summer convention being held in the Cayman Islands over the past two months. It w...

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Funny story: Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington Outlaws Money; Puts Americans on a Credit Allowance

Washington DC - Your money isn't good here anymore. A new ruling by the Federal Reserve prohibits Americans from "owning, possessing or utilizing" money, in any shape or form, under the threat of life imprisonment. The prohibition is at the heart...

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Funny story: Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Over 12 Million New Jobs Found Locked in an Omaha Warehouse

Omaha, Nebraska - America's frantic search for new jobs has hit the mother load. A team of Navy SEALs has uncovered and seized a long-forgotten human resource center, containing over 12.4 million private sector jobs. "At 1:09 AM, Greenwich Mean Ti...

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Funny story: Mitt Romney's plan to fix European debt crisis is 'on the table'

Mitt Romney's plan to fix European debt crisis is 'on the table'

Mitt Romney, speaking in front of the National Society for Effective Consumerism last Sunday, outlined his plan for a U.S. response to the European debt crisis. "I mean really, dealing with this debt issue in Europe would be a piece of cake," sa...

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Funny story: Time? Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

Time? Says US Navy-Did We Miss Something?

The US Navy has this problem with clocks. And to be fair, we can't blame the gobs out there chipping the paint. That's navy life. Earlier this month, the spoof scooped the potato, the carrot AND the onion.com's when the International Dateline malfunctioned and the US Navy responded with force to escort June in. The spoof's spook speaks time and again! But would anyone listen? Now it tu...

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Funny story: Banker Arrives With Foreclosure Notice Just in Time to Stop Double Suicide.

Banker Arrives With Foreclosure Notice Just in Time to Stop Double Suicide.

Hope, Texas - Julie and Barney Thompson were about to end it all. Thirty-seven years of backbreaking work, raising four children and volunteering for everything - from helping the search for lost kids to endless spaghetti dinner fundraisers for sick friends and neighbors to burying their parents out back - all down the drain. Time had caught up with them and was about to run them over. His Dad...

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Funny story: Economy Left In Toilet

Economy Left In Toilet

British Prime Minister David Cameron admitted yesterday to accidently leaving the UK Economy "in the shitter" at the weekend. A Downing Street Special Advisory Public Relations Advisor, defended the Prime Ministers' lack of judgement as an act of ex...

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Funny story: UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

UK Interest Rates Left Unchanged

The Bank of England has once again left UK interest rates unchanged and announced no expansion to its quantitative easing (QE) programme. Rates have now been held at the current record low for more than three years. "We're just not that bothere...

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Funny story: Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Greece Goes into Voluntary Liquidation

Angry tourists gathered in Athens today as it emerged that Greece has ceased trading. The news emerged as German bailiffs closed in to recover unpaid bailout funds. In the words of one, Mr Hans Offenkraut: "When we broke into the country this...

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