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Funny story: Big Phil To Open Garage Near Stamford Bridge

Big Phil To Open Garage Near Stamford Bridge

Chelsea unveiled their new manager Big Phil at a Press conference this morning, with the first development likely to be the addition of a new service garage near to the Stamford Bridge ground.

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Funny story: Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea Close In On Big Phil

Chelsea are today expected to confirm that their search for a new manager is over, and that they have secured the signature of Big Phil - not Felipe Scolari, the Brazilian, but Big Phil Mitchell, of...

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Funny story: Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool Play In Black To Honour Frank Butcher

Liverpool and Arsenal played out a dull 1-1 draw in their Champions' League Quarter Final first leg last night, with the Merseyside club playing in black to honour former EastEnders star and Runaround host Frank Butcher, who was one of their biggest...

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Funny story: EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"

EastEnders Peggy Mitchell Tells Pat Butcher "Ged Arda Mar Pab!"

There was intense drama and skilful scriptwriting evident in Tuesday's edition of British soap EastEnders, when Barbara Windsor, played by Peggy Mitchell, ordered Pam St Clements (Pat Butcher) to "Ge...

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Funny story: Eastenders to move production

Eastenders to move production

BBC bosses are planning to move production of Eastenders to India. All of the cast and crew are set to be replaced in a massive shake up that will save the BBC millions of pounds a year.

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Funny story: EastEnders Stars To Perform Duet In Eurovision Song Contest Bid

EastEnders Stars To Perform Duet In Eurovision Song Contest Bid

Former EastEnders actor Tucker Jenkins, is to perform an unlikely duet with singer Michelle Gayle in a bid to win this year's Eurovision Song Contest for Britain with their anti-drug song "Just Say No

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Funny story: New Eastenders Family

New Eastenders Family

BBC 1's misery fest, Eastenders, is to get a new family in a bid to boost flagging ratings.

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Funny story: Marriage of happy couple goes of without hitch in Albert Square

Marriage of happy couple goes of without hitch in Albert Square

When groom Peter Green-Smythe-Walsingham the fourth said to his his wife Tracy Jones this was the best day of his life, he just knew he was not wrong.

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.

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Funny story: Soap Merger: Stars Say "Great"

Soap Merger: Stars Say "Great"

In a bold move today, ITV and the BBC announced that three soaps will merge into one jointly-produced mega-soap.

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Funny story: Tallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Shortest Woman

Tallest Man In The World Gets Married To The Shortest Woman

There was much cause for celebration in northern China this week, when the world's tallest man married his childhood sweetheart, who just happens to be the tiniest woman on the planet. Bao Xishun, 54, who stands nearly 4 metres tall, tied the knot...

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Funny story: EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

EastEnders Sex Warnings Applauded By Young Viewers

An attempt by EastEnders producers to warn young people about the dangers of 'sex', was a success, says the BBC, with switchboards jammed and emails pouring in to its website.

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

EastEnders Phil Mitchell Decides Not To Marry Stella

The scriptwriters, production staff and actors of BBC1's EastEnders have pulled out all the stops this week, with a gripping storyline involving domestic violence, misery, child abuse, murder and a little bit

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Funny story: EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Dawn In Baby Birth Terror

EastEnders Kara Tointon gives the performance of her life during tonight's episode of the miserable soap when the star, who plays Dawn, gives birth to a bouncing baby boy that is a hideous replica of bog-eyed

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Funny story: Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty The Queen Gets Nits During Albert Square Visit

Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II got more than she bargained for on a recent visit to the Albert Square set of BBC soap EastEnders, for, as well as a guided tour and a gin & tonic at the Queen Vic, she returned home wi...

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Funny story: Fame Academy Title Goes To Talentless Tara

Fame Academy Title Goes To Talentless Tara

There was shock last night at the Comic Relief Does Fame Academy studio as Para Talmer Pomkinson took the title in, what can only be described as, Charitable circumstances.

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Funny story: BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

BBC Denies Fame Academy Vote-Rigging Charge

A new row erupted last night at the BBC when Shaun Williamson, aka Barry Evans, was incorrectly voted out of the Fame Academy competition.

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