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Funny story: Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Planet Earth left unattended for too long

Jesus today returned from his two thousand year holiday to find the Earth in turmoil. "What the hell has happened here," he said as he arrived at Heathrow's terminal 5. "It's bad enough that they've lost my luggage, I mean what has been going on?!...

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Funny story: Scientists Receive TV Signals From Aliens!

Scientists Receive TV Signals From Aliens!

Space City -- Scientists were stunned and awed today by the first alien TV signals ever recorded. The alien video feed was received at the National Space Center and the president was notified immediately. Scientists say the signal comes from a sta...

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Funny story: Bizarre Eclipse Panics Millons In USA

Bizarre Eclipse Panics Millons In USA

Philadelphia PA-- An unexpected eclipse panicked millions of East Coast residents last evening. The terror spread to the Midwest and then the West Coast as the full power of the celestial event was unleashed. Grown men wept in the streets as it becam...

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Funny story: Gods of Seduction

Gods of Seduction

In Greek mythology, Peitho, a female, was the goddess of persuasion and seduction; now, men, like Ross Jeffries, are the gods of seduction. In the past, brave, down-to-earth men were the leaders of their societies; now, good-for-nothing hypocrites, sponsored by CEOs of large corporations, are in charge of the world.

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Funny story: Earth Screams

Earth Screams

High-flying satelites have recorded a most horrible scream, coming not from ET's but from our own Earth. The screeches are produced when the solar wind hits the magnetic field in the upper atmoshpere, just as the aurora are. But what is our home...

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Funny story: Earth's snores, flatulence may be driving away aliens

Earth's snores, flatulence may be driving away aliens

Earth emits an ear-piercing and annoying snore that could heard by any aliens who might be listening, astronomers have discovered.

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Funny story: Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Phoenix Earth Lander Detects No Life On The Blue Planet

Hades City Venus -- Disappointed scientists announced today there is no on extravenusian life on Earth. The space agency's ambitious Phoenix Earth Lander conducted several tests at the Blue Planet's equator and found the planet was sterile. T...

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Funny story: Pure Bollocks!

Pure Bollocks!

Whats the score with mens bollocks? Why on earth did God decide to have them hanging loose where they are easily knocked?...

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Funny story: Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Depleted Photons and Global Swarming

Is there global warming, yes, possibly followed by global cooling. Planet earth is going through one of its Millennial cycles. Is this cause man made by pollutants and hydrocarbons, e.g. CO2? We don't really know, as most of the science appears to be a politically motivated career opportunity.

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Funny story: Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

Emperor Ming denies responsibility for world catastrophes

In a carefully phrased statement from the Planet Mongo, General Klytus has broken months of media speculation regarding the true cause of the earthquakes, tsunamis and cyclones that have devastated the Earth since the beginning of 2008.

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Funny story: Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

Geologists discover that rocks are made from dust in revolutionary scientific breakthrough

A recent discovery has led geologists to the conclusion that rocks are indeed made from dust, which is very tightly compacted. This latest discovery has brought chaos to the scientific community and in many other circles, causing the rewrite of sever...

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Funny story: That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

That's the way, (aha aha) I like it (aha aha)

Ptolemy, (2nd cent. A.D.), the great astronomer, believed that the motionless earth was the center of the universe and the sun, like the moon, traveled around the earth. He believed the stars were just spot lights. Wow! Everybody likes it. Both Copernicus and Galileo failed to convince us, up to now, to abandon saying the sun rises or sets! There are other things we enjoy doing.

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Funny story: Terrestrial Intelligence Found On Planet Earth

Terrestrial Intelligence Found On Planet Earth

Scientists at the Search for Terrestrial Foundational Understanding have reported that they have, for the first time, found signs of intelligence on the planet Earth.

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Funny story: Earth Upside Down, Says Scientist

Earth Upside Down, Says Scientist

The North is not the North, it's the South, and the South is not the South, it's the North. That's the startling revelation from scientists who claim that all maps hitherto drawn are upside down.

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Funny story: More Things That I know

More Things That I know

As a single man living in New York City, I have gained knowledge on a variety of subjects; things that have helped me survive pretty well in the greatest city on earth. Let me tell you more about the things that I know.

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Funny story: Who is God

Who is God

The Gods in Heaven felt it had gone on too long, the different religions on earth believing their god to be the only true 'God', so they all decided to thrash it out at a meeting, to at last find out who really was the one and only true God.

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Funny story: Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer

Planet Earth Recalled By Manufacturer

Local Galaxy Group (IPP) - The manufacturer of the Earth has recalled the planet due to imperfections and elements dangerous to the planet's environment and inhabitants and possibly even dangerous to the populations and environments of other plan...

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