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Funny story: Denver Pothead Players to stage new production of Raymond Chandler's 'The Bong Goodbye'

Denver Pothead Players to stage new production of Raymond Chandler's 'The Bong Goodbye'

Denver, Colorado - The 1953 drama has been given a modern day twist by Denver's newly formed theatrical troupe, the Pothead Players, who will perform their own take on Chandler's famous classic from Valentine's Day next month. Adapted for the stag...

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Funny story: Millennialosers

Millennialosers

The media portrays millennials as lazy little losers who won't get off the couch long enough to apply for a job. But not all millennials are disaffected, undisciplined people. Take my little Janie, for example. Janie wants a job - she just hasn't found one yet. But we think she is going to start looking one of these days. According to the media, millennials use drugs and alcohol to forget thei...

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Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The former husband of Katy Perry, Russell Brand says that during his life he has taken all kinds of drugs and drank all kinds of drinks. He claims that he is now drug-free as well as drink-free. He recently confided to his hairsty...

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Funny story: Another drug scandal Sweden involves the police

Another drug scandal Sweden involves the police

After the scandal with Sweden's Justice Minister referring to a satirical article about 37 dead of marijuana overdose in Colorado, another story has emerged. Swedish Cops are struggling to deal with side effects from a sizeable stash of cannabis t...

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Funny story: Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts Police Stop Obamacare Heroin!

Massachusetts state police say they've stopped a car carrying 1,250 packets of heroin stamped "Obamacare" and "Kurt Cobain" and arrested the four people inside the car. They sometimes use numbers to show grade of Heroin but we have never seen anyt...

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Funny story: Drugged Up Babies

Drugged Up Babies

Children are exposed to drugs every day from classroom inhalers, commercials for medications, and dad's old bong hidden in the downstairs closet. The average age that a child first experiments with marijuana is fourteen. Kids even as young as fiv...

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Funny story: Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

Italian Accused of Cooking-Up 'Spicy' Meatballs with £3m Street Value

'Spicy Meatballs' is a term used by Italian Chefs who put Meth Amphetamine in their food. DEA officials believe. "We believe we have found an Italian Chef who might be cooking meatballs and meth," said a DEA official. The accused Italian stat...

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Funny story: Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Toronto mayor in Santa dress embarrassed by false child

Spokespersons and law representatives for Toronto Mayor Mr. Rob Ford have come forth to clarify yesterday's incident downtown at Eaton's Department Store. Mr. Ford had been contracted to appear as Santa in the toy department but dressed in a femal...

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Funny story: Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Uproar in the Washington Senate.

Washington: Senator Paddy O'Hare of Massachusetts was yesterday bundled out of a debate in the Senate on additional funding to be made to contain rogue states such as Syria from using chemical weapons. Uproar broke out when O'Hare was invited by the...

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Funny story: AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

AMC: Another "Breaking Bad" Spinoff Concept in the Works

Insiders have come across leaked information from AMC, the producer of the recently ended and very popular "Breaking Bad" series. A spinoff series will follow Brad White, nephew of the protagonist/antagonist in the original series. In the new...

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Funny story: Pope's Plane Shot Down!

Pope's Plane Shot Down!

The Pope's plane is reported to have been shot down over Kabul as it prepared to land. There were no survivors of the missile attack. Ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair was a guest on board after receiving his Papal Knighthood just the day befo...

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Funny story: America's Top Drug Dog Retires

America's Top Drug Dog Retires

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sergeant Fido, who is considered to be the very best drug-sniffing dog in the history of the U.S. Customs K-9 Corps has just retired after spending 10 years in El Paso, Texas. Fido, was given a lavish retirement party by his han...

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Funny story: Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

Betty White Says The Controversial Drugs Did Not Belong To Her

EL PASO - Actress Betty White was detained for a couple of hours by the United States customs agents in the port city of El Paso, Texas after crossing over from Juarez, Mexico. A representative with the U.S. Immigration Department stated that the...

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Funny story: My Mutualistic and Co-operative relationship with drugs

My Mutualistic and Co-operative relationship with drugs

My cooperative and mutualistic love/hate relationship with drugs. According to the scholarly and reliable search engine Google, Co•op•er•a•tive Pronounced: /k??äp(?)r?tiv/ ? (Again, who the fuck speaks Russian these days anyway?) Defined as: Involving mutual assistance in working toward a common goal Mu•tu•al•ism Pronounced: /?myo?oCHo?o??liz?m/ ?(Alright Russia, have a rant) 1.

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Funny story: Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Ravers Circa '98 Scoff at News Article Discussing Drug "Molly"

Hardingbone Bodditripp III, along with his best friend Jack Swolunshaft recall their heyday in the rave and electronic music scenes of the late nineties. "I don't remember exactly, but I'm pretty sure it was great," stated Bodditripp, 36. Swo...

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Funny story: Tineseltown Executives Leak Conceptual Premise For Upcoming "Breaking Bad" Spinoff

Tineseltown Executives Leak Conceptual Premise For Upcoming "Breaking Bad" Spinoff

Rumors are a buzz since the recent finale of the popular television series Breaking Bad. There has been recent developments in Hollywood as reports have circulated regarding a possible spinoff. A major exective for the show, Ivan Crankie, confirm...

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Funny story: Community Outreach Programs Established Nationwide To Help "Breaking Bad" Fans Cope With Withdrawals From Favorite T.V. Show

Community Outreach Programs Established Nationwide To Help "Breaking Bad" Fans Cope With Withdrawals From Favorite T.V. Show

BREAKING BAD aired its final episode over the weekend, leaving many fans, desperate, alone, and distraught. Outreach programs are being set up throughout the nation to ease woes. "We see this as a time to really put our best foot forward and he...

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