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Funny story: Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Message from the police: Don't Sneeze and Drive

Greater Manchester police chief, Superintendent Rudy Dancer, has a stark warning for motorists. "We're currently in the flu season," Prancer said at a press conference this morning. "During this period of the year we see an increase in the number...

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Funny story: India employ "Holy Cows" as traffic police, they're the only one's that can stop the traffic!

India employ "Holy Cows" as traffic police, they're the only one's that can stop the traffic!

Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: Indian authorities have decided enough is enough! The traffic in India's major cities is total madness and mayhem and Indian drivers refuse to obey anybody. The police stand on the corners, crossings, traffic li...

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Funny story: Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Geico Gecko Accidentally Shot by State Farm's Mr. Mayhem

Los Angeles, Ca. - Apparently the Geico Gecko and Mr. Mayhem cannot go out drinking on the town together without causing a stir. Police and medical units were called to 545 W. Hollywood yesterday evening when a passerby witnessed a scuffle nearby,...

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Funny story: Snow Causes People To Drive Like Idiots

Snow Causes People To Drive Like Idiots

The weather blasting Britain has been blamed for making people drive like arseholes. Road traffic accidents were up 60% last night as people slowly begin to realise that cars don't stop very well on ice. Mike Fuckwit, 32, told us "I was driving...

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Funny story: Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

Los Angeles Drivers Terrified, Russel Brand Takes Driving Lessons

As if the streets of Los Angeles are not dangerous enough already, Russel Brand star of, Get Him to The Greek, is taking driving lessons on the highways and byways of L.A.. Brand, who is married to Katy Perry, decided he had to learn to drive to a...

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Funny story: Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motorist organisation recommends spray paint to evade snow happy traffic wardens

Motoring organization the CA (Car Association) is advising drivers across the UK to take cans of yellow spray paint on their journeys tonight after receiving reports of weather happy parking wardens exploiting snow obscured parking spaces on the say...

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Funny story: Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Protestors gather over scrapping of bypass

Britain's busiest road is not the M25, or indeed, any road in London, it is the A628 in Mottram, Greater Manchester. The road that connects Manchester to Yorkshire via the Woodhead and Snake passes funnels tens of thousands of cars a day from the M67...

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Funny story: Two out Five American Drivers Nod off While Driving Because of Boring Cell Phone Conversations

Two out Five American Drivers Nod off While Driving Because of Boring Cell Phone Conversations

Washington--AAA's new study points out that most American driver's nod off while driving because of boring cell phone conversations. The study also pointed out that driving while nodding off is the same as being legal drunk. "I feel guilty abo...

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Funny story: "He nearly ran me off the road!" claims indignant 94-year-old woman driver

"He nearly ran me off the road!" claims indignant 94-year-old woman driver

(Carmel-by-the-Sea, California) - A police officer driving a two-tone Ford Crown Victoria Interceptor nearly collided with a 94-year-old woman driving a Lincoln Town Car, according to her. Said Mrs. Flossie Blauhaar, "I was on my way to the hair s...

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Funny story: Spanish Town's Residents to retake Driving Test, en masse!

Spanish Town's Residents to retake Driving Test, en masse!

Valencia's Director General de Trafico yesterday announced that all residents appearing on the Padrona in Campello wiil be required to retake their driving test. The revoking of licences will be carried out on an alphabetical basis, so as not to swam...

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Funny story: Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

Bionic arm causes crash in Austria!

A bionic arm, not the driver, caused a huge crash in Austria today. The driver and owner of the bionic arm who was lucky to get out alive gave the following explanation to the Polizei: "I vanted to go left, my arm vanted to go right and ve cras...

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Funny story: With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

With Driver's Ed Course Republican Leaders Hope to Avoid Slippery Slope

Characterized in recent months as The Slurpee Sippers who idly watched as the economy slid down the proverbial ditch, Republican leaders have decided to fight back through education. Driver's Education, that is. Seven high ranking Republican...

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Funny story: New British Driving Test

New British Driving Test

To bring the British parking test into the 21st century, new elements will be introduced into the final test, and will have to be taught alongside traditional parts, such as parallel parking, emergency stops and hill starts. In order to make space fo...

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Funny story: State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

State of North Carolina Converting I-95 to a Gravel Road in Bid to Save Budget

The recession is over but the North Carolina Department of Transportation has decided to convert it's 200 miles of I-95 to a gravel surfaced highway in a bid to save the states' floundering budget. After several meetings earlier this year the gene...

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Funny story: Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price Fined For Horsebox Offence

Katie Price, AKA Jordan, has been found guilty of 'not being in proper control of her vehicle' at Mid Sussex Magistrates court and fined. The balloon boobed bozo was tethered up in the back of her 7.5 tonne pink horsebox, when she became agitated.

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Funny story: Aus P-Plater nabbed doing speed limit

Aus P-Plater nabbed doing speed limit

SYDNEY- An 18 year old was clocked doing 50 kilometers an hour in a 50km limit street in Western Sydney overnight. Sergent Paul Lowes was shocked by the incident. "He's giving probationary drivers everywhere a bad name.' he said. "When you s...

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Funny story: Happy Motoring

Happy Motoring

Whenever I'm in Trinketsville, Missouri, my first stop is always SmashItUp car rentals, "for the best deals on wheels." Hint--when you go there, don't be served by the minimum wage flunkies at the front desk, quaffing Folger's and sucking Marlboros while half assedly typing your rental contract. Ask for the manager--Willie Wheelie. An amicable chap, Wheelie became overly friendly with a busty b...

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