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Funny story: The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

The RNC Moderators Diamond and Silk Are Still Trying to Find a Black Singer or a Black Band to Perform at President Trump’s Convention

CHICAGO – (Satire News) - President Trump says he is thrilled that his two biggest black supporters, Diamond and Silk, have agreed to be the moderators for his beautiful convention. MSNBC is reporting that the two Aunt Tomasinas, who are Trump adv…

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Funny story: George W. Endorses Kanye West (Part 2)

George W. Endorses Kanye West (Part 2)

This is a continuation of the piece in which former president, George W. Bush endorsed Kanye West for president. Last time, we asked W about Biden, and this time he’ll tell us why he’s not voting for Trump. Q: "Trump has done many of the things…

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Funny story: Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

Pelosi, Biden, and Schumer Criticize Trump’s Mid East Deal

The recent agreement between Israel and the United Arab Emirates, in which the countries agreed to normalize relations, seems like a huge step forward for the Middle East, particularly if other countries in the region follow suit. Nonetheless, Nancy…

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Funny story: Caitlyn Jenner Reveals That President Trump Came on to Her

Caitlyn Jenner Reveals That President Trump Came on to Her

HOLLYWOOD – (Satire News) - Caitlyn, the former Bruce Jenner, Olympic champion and Wheaties box adorner, has made a startling revelation. The transgender Tinsel Town diva told Fox News that, just after Trump won the Electoral College election, he…

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Funny story: The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

The Steele Dossier: Garbanzo Beans And Chick Pea

BILLINGSGATE POST: Lost in the Inspector General report about the FBI’s investigation into Trump-Russia collusion, a newly declassified footnote shows that the FBI’s main source for its collusion allegation - Christopher Steele - was known to be a l…

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Funny story: Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

Trump Circus To Go On The Road In The New Year

There was exciting news for lovers of the Big Top last night, when it was announced that the world-famous Donny Trump Circus would be 'hitting the road' for an extensive 51-state tour starting in the New Year. Mr. Trump, expecting to be freed from…

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Funny story: President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

President Trump Says He Will Probably End Up Cancelling The NFL Football Season

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Sports Satire) - The president told Fox News that he might just move to cancel the NFL football season. He said that if the players are going to insist on kneeling, not saluting him, and refusing to donate to his presidential r…

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Funny story: President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

President Trump Threatens to Build A Wall Around Chicago

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - The President, in a phone call to Sean Hannity, said that, if the violence, the looting, and the anti-Trump chants do not stop in the Windy City, he will have no choice but to build a beautiful 10-foot tall wall aro…

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Funny story: Stormy Daniels' BFF Says That Every Word in Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book About Stormy and Donald Trump is Right on the Money

Stormy Daniels' BFF Says That Every Word in Michael Cohen’s Tell-All Book About Stormy and Donald Trump is Right on the Money

LAS VEGAS – (Celebrity Satire) - There is perhaps no one who knows Stormy Daniels better than Windy Winnebago. Windy, who has some connections through the book’s publishing company, was able to obtain the Cohen book titled “Disloyal – The Truth a…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Has Read a Copy of Michael Cohen’s Book and She Says – The Orange Fella is Toast

Meghan Markle Has Read a Copy of Michael Cohen’s Book and She Says – The Orange Fella is Toast

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle spoke with TMZ and said that Michael Cohen was gracious enough to send her a copy of his book about Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Meghan said that on page 4, she read ab…

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Funny story: Meghan Markle Says She Has Ordered Two Dozen Copies of Michael Cohen’s Extremely Accurate Book on President Trump

Meghan Markle Says She Has Ordered Two Dozen Copies of Michael Cohen’s Extremely Accurate Book on President Trump

LOS ANGELES – (Satire News) - Meghan Markle has made it clear that she and her prince (Andrew) cannot stand to even look at a photo of President Trump. She said that the latest count of Trump’s lies has already hit the 20,000 mark. Meghan said…

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Funny story: President Trump Denies That He Uses Preparation H on His Face

President Trump Denies That He Uses Preparation H on His Face

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) - President Trump was asked by a reporter with Fox News about Michael Cohen’s brand new book, which makes him look like the biggest racist predator and tax-evading liar in the entire world. He responded by saying t…

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Funny story: Michael Cohen’s New Tell-All Book on President Trump Will Have Him Squirming Like a Prostitute in Church

Michael Cohen’s New Tell-All Book on President Trump Will Have Him Squirming Like a Prostitute in Church

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) - There is no book in the history of books, that will be read by more people than Michael Cohen’s expose on President Trump titled, “Disloyal – The Truth and Nothing But The Truth.” Cohen told CNN’s Anderson Cooper th…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

Kamala Harris Promises To Teach Joe How To Sit Down To Pee

BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since the Day of the Jackal has anything been so wacko. With Sniffin’ Joe’s promise to nominate a woman of color for VP, Kamala Harris qualified by being semi-black and because she sits down to pee. But even that might be con…

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Funny story: China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

China Wants To Buy The Statue of Liberty

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Spoof News) - President Trump told Fox News that he received a call from the Chinese leader Xi Jinping. He said that after the two argued for about 22 minutes, about the China Virus vs the Coronavirus, the two agreed to disagre…

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Funny story: Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

Joe Biden Picks Kamala Harris as His V.P. Choice and She Can Hardly Wait To Start Kicking Trump’s Ass

WILMINGTON, Delaware – (Satire News) - Former Vice-President Joe Biden knows a thing or two about vice-presidents, and he has just picked what many are hailing as the best possible choice he could have made. Kamala Harris is a sweet woman, but whe…

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Funny story: Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

Kamala Harris Says She Received a Very Interesting Text From None Other That Stormy Daniels

SAN FRANCISCO – (Satire News) - Joe Biden told CBS News that he is extremely proud of his brand new running mate Kamala Harris. The veteran politician from California is really and truly liked, because unlike Trump, lying isn’t one of her necessa…

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