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Funny story: A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

A French Poodle In Colorado Accidentally Eats 5 Marijuana Joints

VAIL, Colorado - Animal veterinarian Dr. Griffin Willowbuck, 51, said that in the 24 years that he has been an animal doctor he has never come across this type of situation. Dr. Willowbuck said that a very frantic young couple brought in their Fre...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Palin Embarrassed At Airport Security!

Sarah Plain has once again spoken out about the Martin Bashir resignation. "I expect these personal attacks on me because I am a Christian, I am conservative and I want the USA to stay a free nation. So Mr. Bashir didn't say anything that will bot...

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Funny story: Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Kim Jon un to give Dog Lover's concert at Canada's CNE Stadium

Dog loving Head of North Korea, Kim Jon un is to give a massive Rock Concert to promote better quality Dog Food. North Korean Bands from the 60's 70's and 80's up to present day Superstars like 3 Dog Night and the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band have been i...

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Funny story: Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the dog house

Britney Spears is in the doghouse with a pet rescue agency after giving a pooch away to her friend Elton John. The singing diva adopted Iggy, a French Terrier mix, on Dec. 3d. But after three years, things didn't work out. Spears then gave the do...

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Funny story: Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

Governor Chris Christie Adopts A Special Dog

TRENTON - Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey has stated that he will bet anyone who cares to make a bet that he will be the 2016 GOP presidential candidate. The rotund governor said that he will continue to lose weight until he looks a little l...

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Funny story: Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Big Rat Reported in Texas Causing Panic!

Middleton, Texas: Officers in West Texas who answered calls about a huge rat chasing people around the neighborhood at night are out watching to see if it shows up again. "I don't care how big the rat is, this old shotgun will blow that sucker aw...

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Funny story: America's Top Drug Dog Retires

America's Top Drug Dog Retires

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Sergeant Fido, who is considered to be the very best drug-sniffing dog in the history of the U.S. Customs K-9 Corps has just retired after spending 10 years in El Paso, Texas. Fido, was given a lavish retirement party by his han...

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Funny story: New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

New York Car Thief Taught A Lesson

NYC Police told the press this morning that they had arrested one Howard Applegate for car theft after they got him out of the trunk while screaming to anyone he heard on the street to call 911. Applegate confessed that he was the person stripping...

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Funny story: Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Gaseous hero dog nominated for Mount Rushmore!

Moose, the gaseous hero dog from Louisburg, NC, has been nominated for Mount Rushmore. George Babcock of Lyndonville, Vermont has started the lengthy process to nominate Moose to be placed on Mont Rushmore. Babcock is quoted by the Associated Press a...

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Funny story: Police bite dog twice in one day

Police bite dog twice in one day

Two policemen were observed biting a big mongrel dog after trying to arrest it for loitering with intent all morning in Gateshead. A witness said that one policeman held the dog while the other one bit it. A small crowd gathered and one elderly...

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Funny story: Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

Detroit To Replace All Fire Engine Dalmatians With Chihuahuas

DETROIT - Mayor Dave Bing of Detroit has just issued a Mayoral Directive stating that effective September 20, at 12:15 a.m. every fire station that has a dalmatian as a firehouse mascot will have to turn their dog over to the Detroit Animal Shelter.

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Funny story: Colorado Reports That Most Of Their K-9 Marijuana Sniffing Dogs Are Getting Stressed Out

Colorado Reports That Most Of Their K-9 Marijuana Sniffing Dogs Are Getting Stressed Out

DENVER - Law enforcement agencies throughout the state of Colorado are expressing some concern over the new Marijuana laws. Detective Draco K. Applebush, 47, with the Denver Police Department, who is assigned to the department's narcotics division...

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Funny story: North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

North Carolina gaseous dog makes triumphant return from Syria!

Moose, the gaseous dog from North Carolina made a triumphant return from Syria yesterday afternoon after Bashar al-Assad,President of Syria called President Obama in the middle of the night to say he was capitulating and would turn over all poison ga...

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Funny story: Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Nostalgic Television: "Be Witched"

Be Witched was a situation comedy, or sitcom (short for stupid idiots tune in comedies) starring Lizzy Montgummy as Sam Stevens. A bigamist (or, possibly, a polyandryist), Sam was a transvestite witch who, out of stupidity, renounced magic in favor of love. She had two husbands, both named Darren (or, sometimes, Dum Dum, Durwood, Dagwood, or Dingleberry), who, coincidentally, were both employed by...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover That Dogs' Olfactory Systems Survive Death

Scientists Discover That Dogs' Olfactory Systems Survive Death

ALEXANDRIA, VA--Scientists at the National Canine Laboratory in Alexandria, Virginia, have discovered that the olfactory systems of dogs survive up to six months after they have died. In an experiment in which the scientists picnicked on barbecu...

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Funny story: Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

Ugly Dog Show Provides Missing Hairstyle Link

The 21st annual Ugly Dog Show that took place last week and has grown increasingly more popular every year, has attracted a unique and prestigious following lately. A group of scholars and scientists who have been "on the lookout" for a missing h...

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Funny story: Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

Budget cuts: Obama recommends dog meat for school menus

WASHINGTON, DC -- President Barack Obama has recommended adding dog meat to America's school lunch menus and military chow halls. As a child, the president was force-fed Dalmatian steaks that his Indonesian step-and-fetchit transsexual "father" La...

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