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Funny story: Worried? Give It Half An Hour

Worried? Give It Half An Hour

Here's a bothering statistic: the average Brit spends 36 minutes a day worrying about something. A survey of 2,000 people showed that we worry about paying bills and keeping healthy, but the chief issue keeping us awake at night is: "Am I too fat?...

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Funny story: Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Appearing before the General Medical Council, Doctor Amor DeFreitas, who works as a GP in downtown Doncaster was accused of only ever prescribing valium to patients, regardless of their medical condition. The matter first came to light when a loca...

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Funny story: Shania Twain has her devoted fan arrested

Shania Twain has her devoted fan arrested

A dedicated fan who purchased over twenty thousand dollars worth of Shania Twain's music and accessories was arrested for attending her introduction into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at the Juno Awards in Toronto. The man is a 50-year-old Otta...

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Funny story: Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 1: Ants

Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 1: Ants

I'm often contacted by patients who ask the strangest questions - some of them of a medical nature, some of them not - but I always endeavour to answer all of them impartially, and without prejudice, even when I know that one has been sent by a fruitcake. Now though, as I near the end of my medical career, and I'm in need of extra funds to keep me going through my twilight years, I considered t...

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Funny story: Scissors Left Inside Patient Is 'Tip Of The Iceberg' Say's Leaked Hospital Document

Scissors Left Inside Patient Is 'Tip Of The Iceberg' Say's Leaked Hospital Document

With recent news of a womans distress after finding a pair of surgical scissors left inside her, after a tummy tuck operation, we thought it our duty to delve deeper in to this subject and find out if this was just a mishap or an increasingly common...

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Funny story: Blood Pressure Diagnosis Errors Cause Rise In Blood Pressure

Blood Pressure Diagnosis Errors Cause Rise In Blood Pressure

Doctors and nurses around the country are reporting a sudden rise in patients' blood pressure today. The news follows hard on the heels of reports that millions of people have been wrongly diagnosed with hypertension. Said Dr Liz Stethoscope, o...

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Funny story: Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...

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Funny story: Email your symptoms to your doctor - you know it makes sense!

Email your symptoms to your doctor - you know it makes sense!

In an ongoing trial, some 6,000 patients from Cornwall, Kent, and East London, who are known to have long term illnesses, are having to email in their symptoms rather than get an appointment to see a qualified doctor. It is the intention of th...

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Funny story: Dear Doctor Dorothy - Blood Letting

Dear Doctor Dorothy - Blood Letting

Dear Doctor Dorothy, Since being small, I have wanted to be pale and interesting. Unfortunately, I have always had a healthy complexion. Now I am a teenage emo, and I discovered if I give blood twice a day, I can get the complexion I desire. Slowly I am fitting in with my new friends. However, I find that I am losing all my energy, and I feel faint quite a lot. On top of this, I have lost the a...

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Funny story: GP Suspended Over Claims He Charged For Home Visits

GP Suspended Over Claims He Charged For Home Visits

A prominent GP has been suspended pending an enquiry that he charged elderly couples for routine home visits. The doctor, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is suspected of pocketing up to £200,000 in a series of house calls spanning 20 years.

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Funny story: Dear Doctor Dorothy - Proctology

Dear Doctor Dorothy - Proctology

Dear Doctor Dorothy. I recently had to visit a proctologist as I had an inflamed prostate. The examination was uncomfortable, but otherwise fine, however, since that examination, I cannot stop farting. Will this subside on its own, or should I go back to be vented? Yours, A R Strumpet of Levenshume. Dear Arse Trumpet. First off, there is no need to be coy about admitting your first h...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise will go to College for 20 years to learn how to be a doctor

Tom Cruise will go to College for 20 years to learn how to be a doctor

Tom Cruise, the actor who pretended to be a doctor when he slammed Brooke Shields for taking medication, has decided to become a Doctor. It is however determined it will take him 20 years of College education to do so, during this time he will be...

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Funny story: Doctors Give Cancer Cancer

Doctors Give Cancer Cancer

At a recent medical conference held in Atlanta, Georgia, a consensus was reached that 83% of doctors didn't have a clue what cancer really was anyway while the other 17% were waiting to see if the health care reform would cover this question. Aft...

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Funny story: Lean and Scary Doctors More Skilled and Safe

Lean and Scary Doctors More Skilled and Safe

Dr. Majapour Mileeka, Director of Behavorial Sciences at Berkerly Univeristy, has discovered that doctors with a lean and peculiar appearance are generally superior in both their safety and quality of service provided when compared to regular doctors...

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Funny story: Don't give USA our Doctors

Don't give USA our Doctors

Obama is trying to recruit British Doctors. Don't let him do this. O.K. so I am now living in Canada, but I'm a true Brit. at heart. British Doctors are amazing, once you can understand them, as most are Asian, very clever in their chosen field but need interpreters with them whilst working with patients. This does mean that Brits. have to pay for the interpreters as well as the wonderfu...

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Funny story: Doctors too Busy to see Doctors say Doctors

Doctors too Busy to see Doctors say Doctors

In a shocking leak we have learnt from NHS sources that most GPs are now even too busy to treat each other. According to a soon to be released report we have learnt that a shocking 95% of GPs are simply far too busy attending parties, golf tournam...

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Funny story: Doctors Numbers Rise in Guinea-Bissau

Doctors Numbers Rise in Guinea-Bissau

New York - The president of Guinea-Bissau, one of the world's poorest countries, was proud to announce to the United Nations that "The number of doctors per capita in the country has risen steadily over the past decade." President Bunmi Olubumni s...

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