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Funny story: A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

A Noted Gynecologist Has Issued A Very Stern Warning To The Women of Wisconsin

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - Due to the horrible state of the nation's economy many people are trying to find ways to save money. Some are making their own tomato juice by using one part ketchup to 600 parts water. A couple in New Hampshire rented out t...

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Funny story: Acupuncturist convicted of sexual assault

Acupuncturist convicted of sexual assault

An acupuncturist who probed deeper than was necessary has been charged with sexual assault and sentenced to 20 months in jail, followed by three years on probation. The Supreme Court convicted Kang Van Lam, 59, of sexually assaulting the women at...

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Funny story: Doctor's Recommendations

Doctor's Recommendations

This is a sequel to the news presentation which was reported in the previous week's bulletin, titled: "Expert Warns of Risk of Death." For the information of readers who may have missed the previous column, the presentation was given by Lafra Dablawala, PhD (Bakwas Institute, Dodogoro, LOK) who authored the article published in the prestigious "Ghanta Journal of Medicine." After discussing t...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Considering Having Chin Reduction Surgery

Jay Leno Considering Having Chin Reduction Surgery

HOLLYWOOD - The host of The Tonight Show recently stated that he is beginning to feel self-conscious about his gigantic chin. Jay Leno talked freely with iRumors reporter Ling Chow Rangoon in his dressing room at Studio FU-199347 located on the lo...

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Funny story: Secret Shame of the NHS

Secret Shame of the NHS

It is the secret shame of the NHS, but they have a higher percentage of smokers than any other workforce in England. "The typical percentage of smokers in industry," said Minister for Health, Phil Hammond, "is about five percent. This includes typ...

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Funny story: Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' "shock and outrage" at news they are to be done over like the rest of us

Doctors' leaders today angrily reacted to the news that they were to be treated like every other poor sod. Senior GPs and Consultants looked up from charging around in Range Rovers, guzzling Claret and refusing to do home visits long enough to not...

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Funny story: Worried? Give It Half An Hour

Worried? Give It Half An Hour

Here's a bothering statistic: the average Brit spends 36 minutes a day worrying about something. A survey of 2,000 people showed that we worry about paying bills and keeping healthy, but the chief issue keeping us awake at night is: "Am I too fat?...

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Funny story: Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Doncaster Doctor Only Ever Prescribed Valium GMC Told

Appearing before the General Medical Council, Doctor Amor DeFreitas, who works as a GP in downtown Doncaster was accused of only ever prescribing valium to patients, regardless of their medical condition. The matter first came to light when a loca...

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Funny story: Shania Twain has her devoted fan arrested

Shania Twain has her devoted fan arrested

A dedicated fan who purchased over twenty thousand dollars worth of Shania Twain's music and accessories was arrested for attending her introduction into the Canadian Music Hall of Fame at the Juno Awards in Toronto. The man is a 50-year-old Otta...

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Funny story: Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 1: Ants

Dr Kenwood's Worst-Case Scenario Casebook # 1: Ants

I'm often contacted by patients who ask the strangest questions - some of them of a medical nature, some of them not - but I always endeavour to answer all of them impartially, and without prejudice, even when I know that one has been sent by a fruitcake. Now though, as I near the end of my medical career, and I'm in need of extra funds to keep me going through my twilight years, I considered t...

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Funny story: Scissors Left Inside Patient Is 'Tip Of The Iceberg' Say's Leaked Hospital Document

Scissors Left Inside Patient Is 'Tip Of The Iceberg' Say's Leaked Hospital Document

With recent news of a womans distress after finding a pair of surgical scissors left inside her, after a tummy tuck operation, we thought it our duty to delve deeper in to this subject and find out if this was just a mishap or an increasingly common...

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Funny story: Blood Pressure Diagnosis Errors Cause Rise In Blood Pressure

Blood Pressure Diagnosis Errors Cause Rise In Blood Pressure

Doctors and nurses around the country are reporting a sudden rise in patients' blood pressure today. The news follows hard on the heels of reports that millions of people have been wrongly diagnosed with hypertension. Said Dr Liz Stethoscope, o...

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Funny story: Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Blood Test Fast Sends Spoof Writer Over The Edge

Fasting for nearly 16 hours before a blood test sent a Spoof correspondent on a high street food-grabbing spree before he was arrested by police yesterday. Head of EIF News & Features Ellis Ian Fields was scheduled for his annual blood test at...

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Funny story: Email your symptoms to your doctor - you know it makes sense!

Email your symptoms to your doctor - you know it makes sense!

In an ongoing trial, some 6,000 patients from Cornwall, Kent, and East London, who are known to have long term illnesses, are having to email in their symptoms rather than get an appointment to see a qualified doctor. It is the intention of th...

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Funny story: Dear Doctor Dorothy - Blood Letting

Dear Doctor Dorothy - Blood Letting

Dear Doctor Dorothy, Since being small, I have wanted to be pale and interesting. Unfortunately, I have always had a healthy complexion. Now I am a teenage emo, and I discovered if I give blood twice a day, I can get the complexion I desire. Slowly I am fitting in with my new friends. However, I find that I am losing all my energy, and I feel faint quite a lot. On top of this, I have lost the a...

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Funny story: GP Suspended Over Claims He Charged For Home Visits

GP Suspended Over Claims He Charged For Home Visits

A prominent GP has been suspended pending an enquiry that he charged elderly couples for routine home visits. The doctor, who cannot be named for legal reasons, is suspected of pocketing up to £200,000 in a series of house calls spanning 20 years.

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Funny story: Dear Doctor Dorothy - Proctology

Dear Doctor Dorothy - Proctology

Dear Doctor Dorothy. I recently had to visit a proctologist as I had an inflamed prostate. The examination was uncomfortable, but otherwise fine, however, since that examination, I cannot stop farting. Will this subside on its own, or should I go back to be vented? Yours, A R Strumpet of Levenshume. Dear Arse Trumpet. First off, there is no need to be coy about admitting your first h...

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