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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

Miley Cyrus Crushed As Parents Announce They Are Divorcing

BEVERLY HILLS - Miley Cyrus has just learned that her father the country music artist formerly known as Billy Ray Cyrus has just filed for divorce. Billy Ray and his wife Tish, who looks exactly like Miley, have been married for 19 years. Cyrus...

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Funny story: LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

LeAnn Rimes Makes It Clear She Is Not The Cause of Russian President Vladimir Putin's Divorce

MARINA DEL REY - The Kremlin has reported that Russian President Vladimir Putin and his wife Lyudmila are headed for the Land of Divorceovich after being married for 30 years. Reports are sketchy as President Putin is not one to kiss and tell or m...

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Funny story: Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

Bruce Willis Says That 50-Year-Old Demi Moore Needs To Stop Dating Boy Toys

BEVERLY HILLS - Bruce Willis said that the best thing he ever did was to divorce Demi Moore. The 58-year-old Die Hard star talked with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight at The Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant on Beverly Hills' Rodeo D...

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Funny story: Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

Burt Reynolds and Lonnie Anderson Have Been Offered Their Own Sit-Com

HOLLYWOOD - Lonnie Anderson recently said that it took her a while but she was able to get over the heartbreak of having her husband (Burt Reynolds) cheat on her. She told Savannah Kettle with Glamboyant Magazine that when she divorced Burt back i...

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Funny story: Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

Tim Duncan of The San Antonio Spurs Going From The Basketball Court To The Divorce Court

SAN ANTONIO - Word from the front office of the San Antonio Spurs is that their four time NBA world champion power forward Tim Duncan is headed from the basketball court to the divorce court. Sporting Chance Magazine reports that a county courthou...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

Ashley Judd Depressed About The Indianapolis 500

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Ashley Judd flew down to Cabo San Lucas to get away from the Indianapolis 500 Memorial Day Classic. Judd who is in the process of getting divorced from three-time Indy 500 winner Dario Franchitti, 40, told a close friend t...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

Mila Kunis Desperately Wants To Have A Little Ashton Kutcher

BEVERLY HILLS - Mila Kunis has said that she can hardly wait for her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher's divorce from his cougar wife Demi Moore to be finalized. Kunis has stated that she is so fed up with "Crybaby" Moore's game of stretching out the divor...

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Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom Talking The Big "D"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The hills of Hollywood are bustling with the sounds of unhappiness in the Lamar and Khloe household. After nearly four years of wedded bliss the bliss appears to be turning into blisters. According to a highly reliable source,...

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Funny story: Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

Bill O'Reilly Denies The Gay Rumors

NEW YORK CITY - Bill O'Reilly erupted in a directory of curse words right before going on his show The O'Reilly Factor. An inside source said that Bill O was upset at the fact that he had read in the supermarket tabloid Say What? that the reason w...

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Funny story: NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Divorce Is Finally Final - Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Say "Yummy!"

NASCAR'S Danica Patrick's Divorce Is Finally Final - Charlie Sheen and Russell Brand Both Say "Yummy!"

MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona - NASCAR racer Danica Patrick's seven year marriage to Dr. Paul Hospenthal has finally been finalized. The 31-year-old Patrick told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that she felt relieved and was feeling as h...

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Funny story: Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

Ashley Judd Turns To Charlie Sheen For Support

LOS ANGELES - It has not been a very good year for actress Ashley Judd and close friends are deeply concerned. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that Ashley, 45, who is the sister of Wynonna Judd and daughter of Naomi Judd recently stated that sh...

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Funny story: Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

Kelly Preston Fed Up With Hubby John Travolta Says They're Headed For Divorce City

OCALA, Florida - Kelly Preston says that she has been extremely patient and understanding regarding her husband John Travolta's alleged sexploits, his volatile temper, and his addiction to Laurel & Hardy reruns. Kelly who is 50, recently told...

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Funny story: Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Man divorces parrot after relationship breakdown

Liverpool, UK. In astonishing news just beginning to break (we think),a middle aged gentleman has been granted a divorce from his seven year old parrot;yes, a parrot. The unprecedented event occurred only a few hours ago and more details are emerging...

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Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

NASCAR's Danica Patrick Finishes in 33rd Place

LAS VEGAS - So far 2013, has not been a very good year for NASCAR'S premier female race car driver, Danica Patrick. The 30-year-old has seen an end to her marriage due to the dreaded seven year itch. Plus she has been romantically linked to Da...

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Funny story: The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

The Demi Moore - Ashton Kutcher Divorce: Moore Says It's Not About Money, It's About Revenge

LOS ANGELES - Demi Moore is 50 years old and she like thousands of women, openly married a much younger man in hopes that he would make her feel years and years younger. But as studies have shown, May-December marriages very rarely work out becaus...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby

Justin Bieber Wants to Have a Baby

California-Justin Bieber wants to have a baby with a surrogate to save an estimated $55 million dollars. Bieber's financial advisor gave him the $55 million dollar estimate based on a total which includes lawyer's fees for himself and any future w...

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