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Funny story: CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

CSI, Bones - Ideal For Slimmers Says Diet Expert

Watching police forensic procedural dramas will help you shed the pounds says a top slimming expert. The claim follows months of research involving hundreds of subjects using different diets and exercise regimes. Dr Milicent Gruel, head of Food...

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Funny story: Scientist discovers that getting thinner improves memory

Scientist discovers that getting thinner improves memory

Melbourne, FL - According to Dr. Squirlman, going on a diet and losing 50 pounds improves memory. In a study of 100 middle-aged subjects, just concluded, preliminary review of the raw data shows that memory of the subjects improved tremendously.

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Funny story: Oprah Winfrey Meets With President Obama And Offers To Lend America $500 Million!

Oprah Winfrey Meets With President Obama And Offers To Lend America $500 Million!

CHICAGO - Oprah Winfrey and her boyfriend Stedman Graham and her BFF Gayle King recently had President and Mrs. Obama over for dinner at Winfrey's Chicago Mansion Casa La Big O. The occasion marked Gayle Kings new five pound weight loss which she...

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Funny story: Revolutionary weightloss program requires no calorie counting or exercise

Revolutionary weightloss program requires no calorie counting or exercise

A revolutionary new diet has been revealed by the Science Department at Weightlookers that allows people to burn extra calories without increasing their exercise amount. Crucially, this diet works better the more that you weigh. "We call it the Aw...

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Funny story: President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

President Barack Obama Speaks About His Chillingly Sad Childhood Diet

LONDONDERRY, Vermont - President Barack Obama was in town addressing the yearly convention of The Vermont Molasses Makers Coalition. He stressed to the convention goers how important the molasses industry is to the entire nation. He pointed out that everyone including himself and the "First Mama" have a tendency of taking pancake syrup for granted. He said that ever since he can remember the...

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Funny story: Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Mancini Warns Of Kiev Threat

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini has issued a severe warning to all his players on the dangers of eating chicken kiev before a big match. The former Inter Milan boss is concerned that some players might not be able to properly digest the po...

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Funny story: Tree Bark Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

Tree Bark Diet Guarantees Weight Loss

Two species of trees are known to have edible bark: the Ginkgo biloba, and the Acer pubica, or common exposed maple. Ginkgo is readily available in health food stores and used in various concoctions. Ginkgo is known to promote robust lateral phe...

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Funny story: New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

New mothers feel baby weight loss pressure from celebrities.

More than half of new mothers said they felt under pressure to bounce back to their pre-baby weight 'overnight' after seeing celeb mums looking camera-ready shortly after having a baby, a survey found. Model Heidi Glum, 37, was back on the catwalk...

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Funny story: The Diet of a Manga Fan!

The Diet of a Manga Fan!

I recently had the chance to sit down with an manga fan, her comics that she likes are Her Majesty's Dog, Naruto, Bleach, and Inyuasha. I found her habitat highly uninteresting, filled with posters and drawings of "Hot-Anime Yaoi Sex-Toys" Her diet included that of Ramen Noodles (poor people food) and Pocky (Japanese Poor Twix) This girl is not just an anime fan, she is as well Bi, a...

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Funny story: Weight-Loss Boffins Screw Up

Weight-Loss Boffins Screw Up

Research which sought to prove that drinking water before a meal helped with weight loss has been discredited. Researchers at Thames Valley East University published their results last week. They initially proved that people who drank a half pint...

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Funny story: Radical cures for Obesity

Radical cures for Obesity

The growing popularity of operations to deal with the obesity problems besetting some over large people have caused a business man to put forward schemes he feels would be more straightforward, and very effective. 'We have ample hotel vacancies in...

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Funny story: New miracle diet discovered by woman from Barnsley - celebrities rush to endorse it

New miracle diet discovered by woman from Barnsley - celebrities rush to endorse it

The medical world has been rocked today by a sensational new claim from Jill Mottershed from Barnsley who has sensationally revealed a new, low cost, guaranteed form of weight loss. "It was quite simple really." Reveals Jill "I'd tried loads of di...

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Funny story: 1 in 2 women prefer being thin to having sex!

1 in 2 women prefer being thin to having sex!

In surveys asking women "Chocolate or SEX?" almost 90% of women chose ......Chocolate! Now in a new US poll more than 50% of the surveyed said they would rather be thin than have sex. Body experts say that in our modern-day culture the inter-tw...

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Funny story: Welsh woman gains six stone after misinterpreting advice from a cross channel swimming coach

Welsh woman gains six stone after misinterpreting advice from a cross channel swimming coach

A 43 year old, divorced mother of four from Tredegar in South Wales recently sued her swimming coach for damages after she misinterpreted his advice to 'cover herself in lard' before attempting to swim the English Channel. The woman (who wishes to re...

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Funny story: Lady eats lady! "Before" Model Eats "After" Model in Sickening Display during Diet Website Photo shoot.

Lady eats lady! "Before" Model Eats "After" Model in Sickening Display during Diet Website Photo shoot.

A popular diet website was in the news recently for a story they would rather forget. A lady employed, by the diet websites agency, for modelling purposes was consumed by accident, by another model from a different agency, in what appears to have...

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Funny story: Swedish Doctors Approve 300 Pound Weight Loss Diet

Swedish Doctors Approve 300 Pound Weight Loss Diet

Doctors in Sweden have certified for general medical use a Proporol-based diet program that guarantees humongous weight losses. The only catches are: You have to like ice cream and red velvet cake with thick marshmallow frosting; and you must be...

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Funny story: Julia Roberts Gains 50 Pounds

Julia Roberts Gains 50 Pounds

"Pretty (Hefty) Woman" Julia Roberts has put on some 50 pounds while doing her latest film, "Eat, Pray, Love!" "The role calls for me to go on a year-long food binge and I can never spit anything out because it makes me sick", stated the big old g...

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