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Funny story: Donald Rumsfeld's Memoirs To Be Out In January, 2011 - The Book Will Include 34 Pages Which Will Be Suitable For Coloring

Donald Rumsfeld's Memoirs To Be Out In January, 2011 - The Book Will Include 34 Pages Which Will Be Suitable For Coloring

RALEIGH, North Carolina - The former Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld was in Raleigh speaking before a gathering of The Tobacco Is Still King Federation. He was asked how he has been doing since leaving pubic office in 2006. He smiled and said...

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Funny story: Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Cheney, Rove, Palin and Limbaugh Threaten to Burn Spoof Writers

Indianapolis - Dick Cheney, Karl Rove Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are tracking down American Spoof writers from the British internet rag The Spoof.com. First on their list was Jalopenoman in Texas who claims to be conservative, but is often cau...

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Funny story: Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Cheney Signs on Water Dowser to Find WMD

Former Vice President Dick Cheney outlined a new strategy to find former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein's WMD programs, which Cheney says "will justify the ten-year war." Ernest Quilby, a farmer from Gnosall Heath (UK), and a world-renown dowser, will...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Shoots Nurse In The Face!

Dick Cheney Shoots Nurse In The Face!

Former Vice President Dick Cheney disclosed Wednesday that he has undergone still another surgery to install a small pump to help his heart work, as the 69-year-old enters a new phase of what he called "increasing congestive heart failure." The fo...

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Funny story: District Judge Blocks President's Moratorium on Oil Drilling after Hunting Invite from Cheney

District Judge Blocks President's Moratorium on Oil Drilling after Hunting Invite from Cheney

New Orleans, LA - Federal District Judge Martin Feldman took immediate measures to block the 6-month moratorium President Obama placed on new deepwater drilling projects due to the ongoing disaster in the Gulf of Mexico. Most people were curious as t...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Founds Shot-Gun Corporation

Dick Cheney Founds Shot-Gun Corporation

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has landed on his feet in the private sector, and once again it is with a, "bang." The initial public offering for Cheney Shotguns started at ten dollars per share, then quickly rose well above forty dollars per sh...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: "Dickless" Cheney, "The Duchess of Pork," "Chezza," and "Dancing Derek"

Letters To The Editor: "Dickless" Cheney, "The Duchess of Pork," "Chezza," and "Dancing Derek"

Dear Editor: I just thought that I would write a quick little message and just let everyone know that I am not missing. And the truth of the matter is that I am purposely hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. Yes I know it sounds crazy, but hey Osama Bin Laden has been doing it for years. I find that the absolutely atrocious Afghani heat helps with my sinus condition, my digestive system, my circulato...

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Funny story: Clinton, Bush Both Listened To Dick During Presidency

Clinton, Bush Both Listened To Dick During Presidency

Although many Americans felt that Dick Cheney told President George W. Bush what to do on many occasions during his presidency, not that many knew the even bigger influence Dick had on Bill Clinton. "I'd be in the Oval office signing a bunch of la...

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Funny story: Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off

Cheney For Dictator Campaign Kicks Off

The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs' convention in New Orlean...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney May Have Oil on His Hands in Oil Spill Mess

Dick Cheney May Have Oil on His Hands in Oil Spill Mess

"Big Oil Cover Up Bigger than Spill Itself," should have screamed the headlines in this morning's newspapers across the land. But alas, it was not to be. Instead, the only media outlets to pick up on the story of Halliburton's very real involvement i...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

Sarah Palin Shoots Dick Cheney During Home Depot Charity Wild Bore Hunt

In an action pundits claim was a reenactment of the Bush era glory days former governor and vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin shot Dick Cheney with a 22caliber nailgun. Mr. Cheney had been dressed in a moose costume and fitted with a John McC...

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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

Rush Limbaugh Nearly Kills Dick Cheney

In a live interview with former Vice President Dick Cheney, heard over the Rush Limbaugh Show Thursday, it was a close call on whether there would ever be another live interview with Cheney. Rush, right in the middle of talking to Cheney about ho...

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Funny story: Shanna Moakler Says That Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Hypocrite Than Dick Cheney

Shanna Moakler Says That Carrie Prejean Is A Bigger Hypocrite Than Dick Cheney

LOS ANGELES - One of the directors of the Miss USA Pageant, Shanna Moakler has stated that she has never in her life known a bigger hypocrite than Carrie Prejean, with the one possible exception of Dick "The Dick" Cheney. Moakler, ex-wife of Blink...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Admits That His Undisclosed Location Was At Hidden Valley Ranch

Dick Cheney Admits That His Undisclosed Location Was At Hidden Valley Ranch

"We figured no one would look for me there", Cheney told reporters on a trip to Washington DC, this week to Boo the President whenever he came outside. "There He Is!", shouted someone near. Cheney immediately began booing and yelling "You Lie!...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Shoots His Own Guardian Angel

Dick Cheney Shoots His Own Guardian Angel

Former Vice President Dick Cheney has accidentally shot his own Guardian Angel who was guarding him from stray bullets, etc while he was on a recent three day hunting trip for pheasant, according to hunting partners Larry Craig and Sarah Palin. Th...

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Funny story: Mick Jagger says: Neo-Con was Really About Dick Cheney

Mick Jagger says: Neo-Con was Really About Dick Cheney

London, England - Mick Jagger has come out after recent comments by Dick Cheney regarding the Obama administration, to say his song My Sweet Neo-Con was actually all about Cheney. "The real Dick is Dick Cheney," says Jagger, "George W. Bush could...

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Funny story: Dick "The Dick" Cheney Shows That He Likes Liz, His Non-Lesbian Daughter More Than He Likes Mary, His Lesbian Daughter

Dick "The Dick" Cheney Shows That He Likes Liz, His Non-Lesbian Daughter More Than He Likes Mary, His Lesbian Daughter

KENOSHA, Wisconsin - Liz Cheney, the oldest of the two daughters of former acting Vice-President Dick Cheney, recently spoke before the yearly convention of The Professional Cheese Sniffers Coalition of Wisconsin. Liz, who is sometimes confused wi...

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