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Funny story: Detroit: Best Retirement Destination in America

Detroit: Best Retirement Destination in America

In spite of Detroit's recent honor of being declared the most dangerous city in America, new poll of Salt Lake City prostitutes lists Detroit as the premier destination for retired people. The good news was most welcome by Detroit Police Chief E...

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Funny story: Look Out Big Oil, There's a New Kid in Town!

Look Out Big Oil, There's a New Kid in Town!

DETROIT (MotorNews)--With oil prices at astronomical heights, Hollywood and Motown have teamed up to do what diplomacy and armed conflict haven't been able to accomplish: to deliver to the American people an alternative to long lines at the ga...

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Funny story: GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

GM To Go Retro -- Fins Are Back!

Detroit -- In a stunning announcement before the Professional Auto Designers conference today, Bob Bardo, chief designer for GM, proffered "radical" changes in its new line.

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Funny story: GM Downsizing SUV Offerings

GM Downsizing SUV Offerings

DETROIT (AP) General Motors announced a total downsizing of its entire fleet of SUVs. The once profitable SUV monsters have become harder to sell to customers who cannot afford high gas prices. Over the past few years the size, weight, and gas consu...

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Funny story: Minivan Drivers Fare Poorly in Tests

Minivan Drivers Fare Poorly in Tests

Detroit -- As anyone ever stuck behind one knows, minivan drivers are the worst. Timid, distracted, unwilling to make a left hand turn with anything less than a quarter-mile break in oncoming traffic, they're basically afraid of anything and eve...

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Funny story: AF of "L", CIO to divide vowels, consonants

AF of "L", CIO to divide vowels, consonants

Detroit -- In the union's most history-making event since the Hoffa dissappearance, today leaders of the AFL-CIO announced a breakup, with vowels and consonants to be split evenly between the groups.

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Funny story: Brett Favre trades himself in Fantasy League

Brett Favre trades himself in Fantasy League

In a surprising move, Brett Favre traded himself for Ben Roethlisberger in his competitive Fantasy Football League Monday. He also gave up RB Kevin Jones of the Detroit Lions to complete the deal.

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Funny story: Foghat Reunion Sparks Riot

Foghat Reunion Sparks Riot

DETROIT - Seminal 1970's blues-rock band Foghat sparked a riot in the Motor City when they announced plans to start a limited, 7-city tour there in the fall. Band spokesman Peter Toth said that the members of the band all felt terrible about the...

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Funny story: Baltimore, Detroit vie for Most Murders

Baltimore, Detroit vie for Most Murders

This year the nation is focused on one of the tightest races in history. The question on everyone's mind is not Kerry or Bush, but rather Baltimore or Detroit? Which city will take back the coveted homicide title that has eluded them in recent year...

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Funny story: A Furious David Stern says NBA to Punish Team Play, Make Basketball More Fun

A Furious David Stern says NBA to Punish Team Play, Make Basketball More Fun

In the wake of Detroit Pistons team effort Championship win, NBA Commissioner David Stern has announced plans to reinvigorate the once vibrant league.

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Funny story: Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Detroit Woman Still Waiting for $20 Applebee's Gift Certificate

Detroit, MI 39 year old Detroit file clerk Lorraine Johnson today expressed concern that the $20 gift certificate to the restaurant chai...

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