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Funny story: Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'

Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars judge known as the "Gaytalian" Bruno Tonioli confided to his pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach the reasons why Jennifer Grey found herself in the bottom two group. Jennifer, who is paired with Derek "The Danc...

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Funny story: Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

Derek Hough's Girlfriend Cheryl Cole's Vajazzled Vagina Has Just Been Named The Sexiest In The World

WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of the stars of Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough and his gorgeously stunning English girlfriend Cheryl Cole were sitting in a booth at El Taco Terrifico Diner having breakfast. The two have recently been named by several lea...

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Funny story: Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

Derek Hough, Cheryl Cole, Ryan Seacrest, and Julianne Hough Throw The Biggest Nude Beach Party In The History of Malibu Beach

MALIBU BEACH - America's most popular dancing couple Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough and his English girlfriend Cheryl "The Dancing Doll" Cole, together with Derek's sister Julianne Hough, and her American Idol boyfriend Ryan Seacrest threw the larges...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole Attend A Lingerie Party At Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion

HOLMBY HILLS, California - Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole were the special guests of an elaborate lingerie party hosted by Mr. Playboy himself Hugh Hefner. Hef invited the good looking couple to a special party that he was throwing for alleged Russia...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Go To Disneyland and Cheryl Gets Goosed by Goofy

ANAHEIM - Cheryl Cole and her boyfriend Derek Hough spent an afternoon at Disneyland and had a great time. The gorgeously sexy looking Cheryl remarked at how many different attractions the amusement park had. A little six-year-old fan went up to h...

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Funny story: Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job Of It

Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against Trabzonspor, from somewhere in the back of beyond, were s...

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Funny story: Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

Derek Hough and Cheryl Cole's Hot Love Life Is Sizzling Up The L.A. Celebrity Scene

HOLLYWOOD - Derek Hough took is gorgeously sexy English girlfriend singer, Cheryl Cole up to the Hollywood Hills where he photographed her as she sat on top of the Hollywood sign's letter D for Derek. And then Derek got on top of the H and Cheryl...

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Funny story: Julianne Hough Tells Her Brother Derek Hough That If Her and Ryan Seacrest's Baby Is A Boy They'll Name Him Ryan and If It's A Girl They'll Name Her Ryan

Julianne Hough Tells Her Brother Derek Hough That If Her and Ryan Seacrest's Baby Is A Boy They'll Name Him Ryan and If It's A Girl They'll Name Her Ryan

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Julianne Hough, Ryan Seacrest's new girlfriend, was sitting in the American Idol host's mansion dubbed, Casa American Idol drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper and eating some Diet Cheetos while talking to her older brother Derek. Derek, w...

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Funny story: Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovato To Record The Britney Spears Hit Song "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched"

LOS ANGELES - Three of the most popular teenage singers in American have signed to record the song that Britney Spears took all the way to number one back in March, "My Skin Is Just Itching To Be Touched." Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and Demi Lovat...

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Funny story: The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

The Tanzanian Mosquito Which Bit Cheryl Cole Giving Her Malaria Has Been Found and Squashed

LONDON - Derek Hough, boyfriend of Cheryl Cole, gave her a bit of good news when he informed her in her hospital room that he has been told by the government of Tanzania that the mosquito which stung Ms. Cole has been found and squashed by a leader o...

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Funny story: Cheryl Tweedy Down With Malaria - Dancing Derek not To Blame

Cheryl Tweedy Down With Malaria - Dancing Derek not To Blame

Somewhat surprisingly, Cheryl Tweedy, formerly Cheryl Cole out of Girls Aloud and the X-Factor, has come down with malaria. Which explains a multitude of accusations levelled at Britain's sweetest sweetheart since Princess Diana. Although experts...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

Cheryl Cole To Marry Derek Hough - Ashley Cole To Be Best Man

Reports are filtering through that Cheryl Cole is to tie the knot with Dancing Derek Hough later this year in Las Vegas and that Ashley Cole is to be the best man. Cheryl, who is rumoured to be considering entering Dancing With The Stars with Danc...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

Cheryl Cole and Derek Hough Announce Their Engagement

DUBAI, India - Cheryl Cole and her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough were vacationing in Dubai after a whirlwind romance that has seen them each fly to each others respective side of the "Pond." The two lovebirds were spotted check...

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Funny story: Letters To The Editor: "Dickless" Cheney, "The Duchess of Pork," "Chezza," and "Dancing Derek"

Letters To The Editor: "Dickless" Cheney, "The Duchess of Pork," "Chezza," and "Dancing Derek"

Dear Editor: I just thought that I would write a quick little message and just let everyone know that I am not missing. And the truth of the matter is that I am purposely hiding in a cave in Afghanistan. Yes I know it sounds crazy, but hey Osama Bin Laden has been doing it for years. I find that the absolutely atrocious Afghani heat helps with my sinus condition, my digestive system, my circulato...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

Cheryl Cole Says She Loves Derek Hough Cause The Lad Tickles Her Fancy

LONDON - A lot of Cheryl Cole's closest friends say that they have not seen Chezza happier than she's been the last few days. And they all attribute it to her American boyfriend Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough. Hough flew into Heathrow Airport from...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

Dancing With The Stars' Derek Hough Flies To Great Britain and Puts The (Dance) Moves on Cheryl Cole

LONDON - Derek Hough and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger captured the Dancing With The Stars coveted Mirror Ball Trophy and within 48 hours "Dancing Derek" flew to London to capture Chezza Cole's heart (again). The two lovebirds had nested in Los...

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Funny story: Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

Cheryl Cole Desperate To Learn The Mumbai Two Step

It seems like Cheryl Cole isn't the type to let the grass grow beneath her petite and pretty feet (which incidentally only ever smell of roses) as, following her divorce petition she has announced that she is desperate to incorporate a new dance rout...

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