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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Headed For Divorce Court

Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore Headed For Divorce Court

After admitting to seeing other women, Ashton Kutcher says that his marriage to Demi Moore is practically over. They only need to file the divorce papers. The May-December marriage has lasted longer than most predicted but there has been a constan...

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Funny story: Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

Demi Moore To Dump Her Cheatin' Boy Toy Ashton Kutcher

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore has confided to her hair stylist Slicky Pomade of Pomona that that she has had it with babysitting her 'boy toy' husband Ashton Kutcher, Moore, at 47, is 15 years older than her young hubby who is 32, but who lately ha...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

Demi Moore Furious At Husband Ashton Kutcher's Womanizing - She Says She Wants To Date Justin Bieber

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Moore's hair stylist, Slicky Pomade of Pomona, has revealed that his long time client Ms. Moore aka Mrs. Ashton Kutcher is extremely furious over the infidelity allegations regarding her boy toy husband of five years. Moore...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Says He Is Getting Tired Of Demi "The Cougar" Moore

Ashton Kutcher Says He Is Getting Tired Of Demi "The Cougar" Moore

SAN FRANCISCO - Ashton Kutcher was in town visiting one of his old gay friends when he was asked if the rumor about him getting tired of being with Demi Moore was true. Kutcher smiled and nodded yes and added that the fifteen year age difference b...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher To Sue 'Star Magazine' Over Demi Stories

Ashton Kutcher To Sue 'Star Magazine' Over Demi Stories

Ashton Kutcher told reporters yesterday that the recent stories of him being with younger women (he is 22 years old while his wife, Demi Moore is 69) is simply not true and he is going to his lawyers to see what can be done. "Star Magazine has con...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher Claims He is No Jesse James

Ashton Kutcher is going after a well-known tabloid paper for reporting that he was seen in a restaurant kissing another woman. Kutcher, according to Kutcher, is happily married to Demi Lovato, uhm Moore. But photos show otherwise. Or so it seems.

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato

Ashton Kutcher Seen Kissing Demi Lovato

Ashton Kutcher was seen making out with Demi Lovato at a local restaurant. When confronted, he appeared to be confused and said "what, you mean there are two women in this world with the name Demi?" It was then explained to him that while his wife, D...

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Funny story: Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

Britney Spears Bumps Ashton Kutcher Off Top Twitter Spot

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has just succeeded in doing what Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, the Jonas Brothers, and Justin Bieber could not do; and that is knock 19-year-old Ashton Moore, formerly Ashton Kutcher off the top spot in TwitterLand. [E...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Sells A Photo of Demi Moore's G-Spot To Howard Stern

Ashton Kutcher Sells A Photo of Demi Moore's G-Spot To Howard Stern

ASPEN, Colorado - Ashton Kutcher was with his older wife Demi and her ex-husband Bruce Willis in their winter wonderland home outside of Aspen. While Demi was inside reading a movie script Ashton and Bruce were outside drinking Coors Beer and tell...

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Funny story: Mila Kunis Says She'll Wed Macaulay Culkin On Valentine's Day

Mila Kunis Says She'll Wed Macaulay Culkin On Valentine's Day

SANTA MONICA - The former star of That 70's Show, Mila Kunis informed her manicurist that she will become Mrs. Macaulay Culkin, on February 14, 2010. The 26-year-old Kunis, which rhymes with 'Boonies,' said that she has decided that it is time for...

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Funny story: Ashton Kutcher's "The Beautiful Life: TBL" Is The Fall Season's First Casualty

Ashton Kutcher's "The Beautiful Life: TBL" Is The Fall Season's First Casualty

BURBANK - Ashton Kutcher's television show The Beautiful Life: TBL is the fall season's first TV show to be cancelled. The Kutcher produced show about the sordidly malodorous side of the modeling world was pulled after only two episodes; yes two,...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Dumps Ashton Kutcher For A Younger Man

Demi Moore Dumps Ashton Kutcher For A Younger Man

HOLLYWOOD - Reports coming out of Tinseltown are stating that actress Demi Moore, 46, has dumped Ashton Kutcher, 31, for a younger man. It appears that the New Mexico native met her present love interest, Timmy Scandiano, 19, a week ago while she...

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Funny story: Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Las Vegas, NV. - Announced to day at the demiannual convention of Computer Software Pirates and Code Buccaneers, Mr. Xiao So Ping stated that Windows 7; The Blue Version, shall included a picture of Demi Moore in her birthday suit standing beside for...

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Funny story: Demi and Bruce: why their marriage died hard

Demi and Bruce: why their marriage died hard

Actress and Hollywood icon Demi Moore, 45, has revealed the real reason why her marriage to action hero Bruce Willis, star of Die Hard, failed. "Bruce was always practising his action man moves," Moore reveals "whenever and wherever. We could be...

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Funny story: Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse Challenges Ashton Kutcher in Million Points Race

Roy Turse, the reclusive parody news writer for theSpoof.com has issued a challenge to celebrity Ashton Kutcher. It follows the star's win against CNN in a contest to be first to get a million Twitter followers. The new challenge is to write a st...

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Funny story: Demi Moore now "Too Ugly" to strip

Demi Moore now "Too Ugly" to strip

Demi Moore has received some shocking news from her agent, Frank Telling. Telling has told her the reason she has been rebuffed from several parts that she auditioned for in recent months. "Basically," said Misty Morning, Telling's assistant, "she...

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Funny story: Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!

Ashton and Demi Split - The 'Rumer' Was True!

Hollywood CA - The Hollywood set are reeling after confirmation that Ashton and Demi are indeed splitting. For weeks the buzz has been that explosive pictures had caused a rift between the Harold and Maude style couple.

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