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Funny story: 'Dave' Cameron Unveils 'Tough But Fair' Plan To Exterminate Poor and Vulnerable People

'Dave' Cameron Unveils 'Tough But Fair' Plan To Exterminate Poor and Vulnerable People

London. The prime minister David Cameron today announced that he would not rule out resorting to death squads in an effort to "make poverty history". 'Tough but fair' measures will be introduced if the Tories are returned to power after the next elec...

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Funny story: Jeremiah Hunt Declares Everything In The History Of The World Is Previous Government's Fault

Jeremiah Hunt Declares Everything In The History Of The World Is Previous Government's Fault

On Sky News' all day breakfast show, Health Secretary Jeremiah Hunt sensationally claimed that the Tories invented the National Health Service and the idea of children working 12 hour shifts down coal mines. The previous Government were responsible f...

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Funny story: Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Falkland Islands Debate To Be Settled This Friday.

Prime Minister of Britain David Cameron and the President of Argentina, Mrs. Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, are to meet this Friday to engage in a best of five game of Rock-paper-scissors for the undisputed ownership of the Falkland Islands. The...

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Funny story: Cameron to host "I'm In Austerity Britain: Get Me Out Of Here"

Cameron to host "I'm In Austerity Britain: Get Me Out Of Here"

A new reality TV game show hosted by David Cameron will debut next week, based around the austerity measures put in place by the Tory government. A staggering 3.6 million contestants will go through various Tory Tucker Trials, such as not crying...

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Funny story: Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea

Confident Dick Connects UK and Korea

The secret weapon behind the new Great Britain-North Korea trade act is none other than former Olympic high jump specialist Dick Fosbury. Talks had been stalling between the two countries for months and an agreement then seemed to arrive out of th...

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Funny story: Britain forced to change name

Britain forced to change name

Britain can no longer call itself Great Britain after a high court ruling today. The Law Lords have decided after seeing evidence of poverty on a scale not seen outside of Africa that from now on Britain should be known as Bit Crap Britain instead.

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Funny story: Prime Monster told to shut up over Obama campaign guru David Axelrod

Prime Monster told to shut up over Obama campaign guru David Axelrod

London - And it's curtains for the fascist UK PM as the Speaker of the House of Commons, John Bercow, told the packed lower House that David Cameron 'is finished' amid controversial David Axelrod remarks. "He can take it from me he is finished!,"...

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Funny story: Cameron: "Hey OAPS! I love Countdown too!"

Cameron: "Hey OAPS! I love Countdown too!"

David Cameron is to publicly state how much he enjoys Countdown, his slippers and a good ol' cuppa tea, to try and garner more votes from people who probably won't be around for the next general election. Cameron is on his second week of shameless...

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Funny story: General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

General Public In Favour of 'Cameron Holiday' If He Is Sacrificed

The nation has collectively stated that it is willing to accept an additional holiday called 'Easter2' if David 'Jesus Jnr' Cameron is sacrificed. The holiday would officially give the public a day to reflect on all the vital work that the current...

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Funny story: David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron : Doing God

David Cameron has come up with an election winner - God. Struggling to make headway in the Opinion Pool Cameron's advisers have come up with an awe inspiring tactic. Doing God will win over the doubting Thomases and all the unmarried mothers. In a...

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Funny story: Cameron Panicking; Suffers Sleepless Nights

Cameron Panicking; Suffers Sleepless Nights

David Cameron is firmly in panic mode regarding the rising star of UKIP leader Nigel Farrage. The poor man is suffering badly from sleepless nights and the return of the old bed-wetting problem, supposedly cured during his late teen years. However, w...

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Funny story: Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Dead Sea scrolls contradict Cameron.

Scholars at the Shrine of the Book museum in Jerusalem were shocked today when a fragment of the dead sea scrolls being studied for the first time under ultraviolet light stated that Jesus did not invent The Big Society and in no way condones the act...

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Funny story: On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

On David Cameron's "Green Crap"

David Cameron has welcomed the latest UN predictions on climate change. In a break from his busy schedule visiting the toilets at Bognor Regis he gave an exclusive interview to your fearless reporter. 'Let me say, first of all, that Bognor Regis c...

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Funny story: Daily "Nothing Happening" Plane Search News Makes David Cameron Seem Interesting

Daily "Nothing Happening" Plane Search News Makes David Cameron Seem Interesting

Global "we haven't found anything" news is catching on as reporters all over the world are having to stay at home and forego luxury hotels abroad. "Its always better for ghoulish reporters if a plane crashes somewhere on land for instance Acapulc...

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Funny story: Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Vlad the Invader - "I couldn't give a monkski!"

Vladimir 'the invader' Putin, has revealed that he doesn't give a monkski about western sanctions, in his plan to take over the World. Speaking from his secret bunker hidden in a volcano, the Russian warlord laughed at western efforts to talk him...

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Funny story: Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles stops Writing Letters after Mistakng new Bandstand for Guillotine

Prince Charles is said to have stopped lobbying influential ministers with letters after he mistook a bandstand in Buckingham Palace gardens for a guillotine. The bandstand, built by Robespierre Decking Specialists is for a new look "French Revolutio...

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Funny story: Obama and Putin hour-long phonecall was 'gay hold music'

Obama and Putin hour-long phonecall was 'gay hold music'

Details are emerging of the hour-long conference call between President Obama and Vladimir Putin this week. Official reports suggested Obama had urged Putin to embrace a diplomatic resolution to the crisis in Crimea, while David Cameron performed a s...

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