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Funny story: Beckam hooker's sex romp vid 'worth a helluva lot more than £16 million defamation writ'

Beckam hooker's sex romp vid 'worth a helluva lot more than £16 million defamation writ'

New York - (Reuterus): "Never ever play your trump card until the beast is well and truly hooked," NY defamation lawyers commented today in the Irma Nici libel case. A 'wild card' may be that rump - er, trump! - after a webcam recording of a three...

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Funny story: Bosnian Hooker Irma Nici Served With Writ In NYC By Beckham Mafia

Bosnian Hooker Irma Nici Served With Writ In NYC By Beckham Mafia

The Beckham Mafia finally caught up with Bosnian hooker Irma Nici last night after tracking her down to a Manhattan hotel, and boy did they serve her a writ. As Nici tried to flee in a 4x4, a prominent member, a 'made man' out of the Beckham Mafia...

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Funny story: Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

Self Proclaimed Sex Goddess Irma Nici - Beckham Unleashes The Dogs

The hunt is on for self proclaimed love Goddess, Irma Nici - who claimed that David Beckham had shelled out a fistful of readies for a night of pash in NYC. Becks has really let the dogs out on this one - an army of lawyers scouring the planet in...

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Funny story: The other things David Beckham did not do

The other things David Beckham did not do

Hot on the news that David Beckham did not pay two prostitutes for a lesbian romp, several other things he did not do are emerging. David Beckham has not murdered Victoria and replaced her with a lookee-likee. The murder was not committed in order...

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Funny story: Beckham sex slurs still secret from Posh

Beckham sex slurs still secret from Posh

Soccer ace David Beckham recently got furious after a fans flinging of false phrases referring to the artful footballers fornicating with a fallacious floozy. The former England captain reacted angrily after an LA Galaxy supporter twice shouted "S...

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Funny story: Superduper Hooker Booker

Superduper Hooker Booker

It is reported that a new website, available only to those with loadsofmoney, has caught the attention of very rich, very silly and very cocky professionals in the UK. Googling, superduperhookerbooker will get you into the site but a password is r...

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Funny story: Sixty-nine David Beckham stunt doubles have copper-bottomed alibis

Sixty-nine David Beckham stunt doubles have copper-bottomed alibis

London - (Reuterus): This morning's headcount of professional Beckham impersonators and stunt doubles has produced a squeaky-clean sheet. Rippling six-pack hunk Andy Harmer - renowned for his ball-handling skills as featured in Sky One's LA with t...

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Funny story: Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

Hooker Irma 'La Douche' Nici to post Beckham sex video!

New York - (Subpoena That! Mess): The 26 year-old brunette's video of a three-in-a-bed romp with LA Galaxy star David Beckham is to debut on the YouBoob! channel. The footage has been described as a bit granny - er...grainy! - because of problems...

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Funny story: David Beckham denies dalliance with Irma La douche bag

David Beckham denies dalliance with Irma La douche bag

David Beckham is suing a magazine over allegations that he had paid a flibbertigibbet to fornicate with him in the Big Apple. Representatives of the football star have released a statement that said simply, "Shut your dirty mouth and go back to your...

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Funny story: New York hooker Irma Nici reckons Beckham 'pleasured himself with Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

New York hooker Irma Nici reckons Beckham 'pleasured himself with Cillit Bang Grime & Limey'

New York - (Reuterus): The $10,000-a-pop US hooker claims she bedded footballer David Beckham in a three-way shagathon at Manhattan's Le Parker Meridien Hotel. In an in-depth interview with celebwatch site LA FagHagSlagMag Irma Nici said the forme...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham to perform in person to trapped chilean miners

Victoria Beckham to perform in person to trapped chilean miners

Trapped Chilean miners were given hope today as the T-130 drilling machine being used to reach then has now broken through to the tunnel where the miners have taken refuge 2070 feet below the surface. Unfortunately the hole is only twelve inches...

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Funny story: David Beckham turns Mormon, takes Coleen Rooney as second wife

David Beckham turns Mormon, takes Coleen Rooney as second wife

Becks has been a busy boy of late, he has been spotted running around wearing glasses and choosing push bikes for his ankle biters. He has returned to the pitch as well just recently for his footy team who play soccer, following a six month recovery...

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Funny story: Dumped Beckham signs up for Subbuteo Squad

Dumped Beckham signs up for Subbuteo Squad

One-time darling of the England football team David Beckham has bounced back from his humiliating sacking by failed Italian manager Fabio Capello . He has signed a 3-year contract to play for the Subbuteo squad. Beckham will need minor adjustments...

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Funny story: Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

Fabio Capello Bids Adieu To The Legendary David Beckham

LONDON - The coach of England's National team, Fabio Capello finally decided that it was time to let David Beckham go. And so he announced that the legendary footballer, who has had a 14 year international career was no longer on the team. The...

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Funny story: Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

Beckham Accuses Capello of Ageism

An angry David Beckham, 35, has reacted to England manager Fabio Capello's dismissal of him as being too old to play for England again. He is taking Capello to the European Court on charges of discrimination. 'To write someone off because of age i...

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Funny story: Exclusive Beckham Interview: I Got the Goldenballs for the England Manager Job

Exclusive Beckham Interview: I Got the Goldenballs for the England Manager Job

For those readers who chose to actually read The Sun newspaper today (instead of using it for its correct purpose - emergency toilet paper); you will have been presented with the argument for David Beckham to take over the reigns of the England job from Fabio Capello. The Suns argument - which ignores the obvious basics like Beckham having no coaching badges, no managerial experience whatsoever...

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Funny story: The Beckhams to call next son Jabulani Vuvuzela

The Beckhams to call next son Jabulani Vuvuzela

England football mascot David Beckham has decided his next son will be named Jabulani Vuvuzela Beckham after two of the most annoying pieces of plastic ever invented. The much maligned Jabulani football and the irritating Vuvuzela horn have receiv...

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