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Funny story: DNA To Become Compulsory For All

DNA To Become Compulsory For All

A senior judge has said today that DNA should become compulsory for all UK residents, and for all those visiting the UK, whether it be for business or for pleasure.

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Funny story: Scientists discover anti-abortionist genome

Scientists discover anti-abortionist genome

London - (Ass Mess): Scientists working in the National Poisons Unit special DNA branch have made a breakthrough in the quest to identify the genome responsible for producing anti-abortionists.

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Funny story: DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

DNA Proves Winehouse is Shergar

DNA tests today proved that gravel voiced singer Amy Winehouse is in fact missing horse Shergar.

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Funny story: CIA maps Bush genome

CIA maps Bush genome

Langley, Virginia - (Ass mess): Forensic psychiatrists working at the optimistically named President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence (sic) - CIA HQ have completed their forty year study into the mutant DNA structure of the Bush family.

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Funny story: Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

Anna Nicole Smith DNA Paternity Test Results Released

The famous Anna Nicole Smith DNA (from her baby) has been released and the father of her baby has been determined to be.....exercise guru Richard Simmons. Paternity tests showed a 99.725% chance that Simmons was the biological parent of the child.

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Funny story: Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Takes The White Knuckle Experience To A New High

Blackpool Pleasure Beach has unveiled the new ride that it believes will take it back to the top of the UK's theme parks again.

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Funny story: What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

What's your ancestry? Out of Africa for Arayan Nation leader

To settle a bar bet, Jonathan Williams, leader of Arayan Nation faction "The Church of Jesus Christ Christian," underwent genetic testing to discover his ancestry.

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Funny story: Are you a genius? Donate DNA

Are you a genius? Donate DNA

In a last minute attempt to rally the failing company from bankruptcy, Genetics Savings & Clone has opened its cryogenic storage facilities to preserving the DNA of geniuses.

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Funny story: I am my father's son

I am my father's son

Jack Mank, footballer, today admitted to newspaper rumours that he was his father's son.

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