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Funny story: "Ronaldo to Become MP"

"Ronaldo to Become MP"

Ronaldo, the Portuguese football star, is close to signing for New Labour, insiders claimed last night.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo To Stay At Manchester United

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger, is to stay at Old Trafford and will, more than likely, end his playing career there, says an 'insider' at the club. Ronaldo looked despondent as he trudged off the pitch last night after Portugal's...

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Funny story: Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears Vagina Included In Story In Cynical Attempt To Score Points

In a shock move, a writer has written a story containing the names of Cristiano Ronaldo, Vanessa Hudgens and Britney Spears in a callous attempt to boost his points total on satirical news website TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...

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Funny story: Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Ronaldo - United Confiscate Passport

Cristiano Ronaldo yesterday ended speculation about his future by declaring 'Manchester United are the biggest club in the world, and are the only team I will ever play for'.

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Funny story: Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Hull City capture Ronaldo - Tiger pattern boots ordered

Want away genius and new George Best, Cristiano Ronaldo has ordered some natty little tiger patterned boots, some with cuban heels some not so. The little wing maestro is yet to order similar boots for playing football in as doubts began to arise ove...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Complains About Endless Diving Articles

Ronaldo Complains About Endless Diving Articles

Manchester United and Portugal striker Cristiano Ronaldo today made an official complaint about the seemingly endless jibes about him diving in the sports section of TheSpoof.com.

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Funny story: Ronaldo In A&E

Ronaldo In A&E

Portugese whinger Cristiano Ronaldo was today rushed to hospital after one of his dives went tragically wrong.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo in critical condition in hospital after huge dive

Cristiano Ronaldo in critical condition in hospital after huge dive

It seems that playing for Manchester United against their Derby County encounter has made Ronaldo repentant indeed.

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Funny story: "Diving is my life," claims Ronaldo

"Diving is my life," claims Ronaldo

It has been revealed by Cristiano Ronaldo that he was actually trained by former Newcastle United flop Faustino Asprilla who was famous for his diving abilities.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo Awarded Freedom Of Manchester Gay Quarter

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Manchester United winger whose goal helped the Reds to win last night's Champions League Final in Moscow, is to be given the freedom of Manchester's Gay Quarter as a result of his services to the area. The Portuguese player...

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Funny story: Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Paraphernalia4yourgentalia, Guest, Cristiano Ronaldo

Dear Ronaldo, I am a great admirer of your football prowess (I forgive you for the missed penalty kicks in the finals against Chelsea (...

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Funny story: Ronaldo's Miss Blamed on Hoes Not Bros

Ronaldo's Miss Blamed on Hoes Not Bros

Manchester's Cristiano Ronaldo's missed crucial penalty kicks have set the world of sport speculating about the cause of his big choke. Many are drawing analogies to the US Dallas Quarterback and his Mexican lark with a sexy mama.

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Funny story: Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

Ronaldo To Join The Portugese Olympic Diving Team

It was announced today that Manchester United striker, Cristian Ronaldo, will join the Portuguese Olympic diving team.

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Funny story: Real Madrid sign Cristiano Ronaldo for £1 trillion!

Real Madrid sign Cristiano Ronaldo for £1 trillion!

Real Madrid coach Bernd Schuster has agreed a world record fee of £1,000,000,000,000 to lure Cristiano Ronaldo from Manchester United this summer.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo has brain operation to improve balance

Cristiano Ronaldo has brain operation to improve balance

Cristiano Ronaldo has undergone a career saving operation on his skull. The pioneering treatment by renowned Greek brain surgeon Andreas Theodorakis Papadopoulos is to help keep the young upright.

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