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Funny story: Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

Condoms Too Big For Indian Men

A survey by the Department Of Reproductive Health in India has revealed that 90% of Indian men fail to measure up where it matters ... In the trouser department. The report has found that condoms, manufactured for the international market, are too...

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Funny story: Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

Giant Condom To Be Used To Stop Oil Spilling in Gulf-Randy Smith, husband of Takwana Smith of Cargo Fleet-comes up with innovative solution

World scientists and engineers have been working around the clock to come up with methods to halt the oil spill in the Gulf. An out-of-work man from Middlesbrough, N.E. England, has come up with the perfect solution which he is currently trying to...

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Funny story: Provincetown, Massachusetts School District To Provide Free Condoms To Six Year Olds

Provincetown, Massachusetts School District To Provide Free Condoms To Six Year Olds

The School District in Provincetown, Mass. has decided to be proactive in preventing unwanted teenage (and pre-teen) pregnancy and the spread of unwanted sexually transmitted diseases. To combat these growing problems among first and second graders,...

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Funny story: Benedictine Condom-King's Body Found

Benedictine Condom-King's Body Found

After an exhaustive search throughout The Netherlands, The Dutch police have discovered the body of Benedictine condom-king, Rameses Trojani, floating in a backwater canal in Amsterdam. The grisly discovery was made by a "painted woman" servicing a...

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Funny story: Dutch Subpoena Pope Benedict XVI Over Apparent Condom-King Abduction

Dutch Subpoena Pope Benedict XVI Over Apparent Condom-King Abduction

The Amsterdam District Attorney, Hans Leeouenoveck, has subpoenaed His Holiness, Pope Benedict XVI, in the investigation of the disappearance of Rameses Trojani. "This whole case smells worse than five loaves of bread and two fish. It's more li...

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Funny story: Dutch Police Raid Convent in Search of Benedictine Condom King

Dutch Police Raid Convent in Search of Benedictine Condom King

Acting on an anonymous tip, the Dutch Secret Police raided the Carmelite Convent of Saint Amelie with the expectation of rescuing Rameses Trojani. The billionaire creator of the Benedict XVI Condoms has been missing for over a day and foul play is s...

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Funny story: Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Vanishes

Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Vanishes

Rameses Trojani, the creator of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, has vanished from his 16th century castle outside of Antwerp. It was only yesterday that he announced that he was the target of a Vatican fatwa because of his depiction of...

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Funny story: Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Creator of Pope Benedict Condoms Receiving Death Threats

Rameses Trojani, creator and distributor of the controversial Pope Benedict XVI condoms, announced yesterday that he has been receiving death threats and has demanded 24-hour police protection. Herr Trojani, billionaire owner of The Netherlands In...

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Funny story: The Pope cancels his visit to the UK because the government want to issue a condom called "The Benedict Brand"

The Pope cancels his visit to the UK because the government want to issue a condom called "The Benedict Brand"

The insulted Vatican and their leader have decided to cancel their spiritual trip to the UK. The reason being that the Foreign Office foolishly leaked a memo to the press announcing that a new brand of condom was to be released coinciding with the...

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Funny story: Pope French Letter Reignites Abuse Row

Pope French Letter Reignites Abuse Row

Vatican Shitty - (Nasty Ass Mess): A French letter said to have been used by the Pope in 1945 before becoming pontiff is at the core of a new row about the old duffer. The latex Humperdink Jumbo prototype, originally manufactured for German midge...

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Funny story: Condom boss breaks silence on product recall

Condom boss breaks silence on product recall

The president of condom manufacturers Rudex will make his first official public appearance today more than two weeks after the contraception guru was first forced to recall millions of packs of condoms across the UK and Ireland. Akio Dongalon, the...

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Funny story: Millions of condoms are floating in the Atlantic

Millions of condoms are floating in the Atlantic

The German Ocean transportation giant Hapag-Lloyd Lines reported that the Hapag vessel Hamburg Express Voyage 112 -- Hamburg to Halifax -- was surprised by a mid Atlantic squall that turned nasty. Expected rough seas were encountered 200 miles...

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Funny story: Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

Lady Gaga's Million Dollar Orgy

LAS VEGAS - Men across America have crammed into pharmacies and department stores by the thousands to purchase condoms in the wake of a major announcement by Lady Gaga, who today unveiled her "Million Dollar Orgy" Sweepstakes. Contestants will be...

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Funny story: Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

Spoofer With 'Pencil Dick Syndrome' Field Tests Mini-Condoms Designed for UK Market by Swiss!

BBC Sexual Ed Presenter Martin 'Skoob' Shuttlecock was the first in the UK to field test the new Swiss Mini Condom called the 'Hotshot' designed to Jump Start little pricks as they began their life long quest of chasing loose pussy. Mr. Shuttleco...

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Funny story: Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

Olympic Village Runs out of Condoms; Officials Blame it On "Phuquing Phenomena!!

The Olympic Village escaped a major catastrophe today with the arrival of an emergency supply of another 20,000 condoms after the initial ration ran out unexpectedly due to 'rampant sexual euphoria' spurred by Ivana Phuque's explosion onto the world...

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Funny story: Basketball Association Cannot Find Player Who Uses Condoms To Advertise New Team Prophylactic Line.

Basketball Association Cannot Find Player Who Uses Condoms To Advertise New Team Prophylactic Line.

The Local Basketball Association has just introduced its latest merchandising scam, ...er..., product line - assorted condoms denoting all the professional American basketball teams. Each condom is colored with a team logo. "With these babies...

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Funny story: Latex stock prices soar

Latex stock prices soar

Stock prices in the latex industry unexpectedly soared today when it was announced that Tiger Woods has instituted a new personal "safe sex" policy. Despite his recent fall-outs with Gillette and Accenture, it's rumored that the troubled world...

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