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Funny story: Surgeon General Gives Green Light to the "Great American Breakfast"

Surgeon General Gives Green Light to the "Great American Breakfast"

Yesterday, the Surgeon General, Vice Admiral Richard H. Carmona, officially gave the "thumbs up" to the great American breakfast, consisting of a cigarette and a cup of coffee.

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Funny story: Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

Don't Call Me, I'll Call You

I shouldn’t have put my name on the National Do Not Call Registry. This morning, just as I was relaxing with my sixteenth cup of coffee, there was a knock at the door. I opened it up and there was a guy standing before me with two telephone receivers in his hand. “Can I help you?” I ask, a little taken aback. The fellow held up a finger, the first one, so don’t worry, and handed me one o...

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Funny story: Karl Calls Me

Karl Calls Me

Another morning, another unwelcome phone call. I just wanted to read the morning paper but my cell phone keeps vibrating in my pocket, normally a pleasant sensation, but right now it’s just too early. Still half asleep I reached for the phone, knocking my coffee over. Cursing, I answered, “ What?!” “Chuck? It’s Karl Rove.”, the voice on the other side answered. Great, I would rather it was...

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Funny story: Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

Coffee Remains Unmade As Intern Numbers Fall

The National intern shortage worsened last night as new appointments fell for the third time in as many months.

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Funny story: Latte's to be made with water

Latte's to be made with water

Fast-coffee chain, Starbucks, are to cut back on costs by making all their latte drinks with water instead of milk. The new drink, going under the name of 'New-Coffee' is said to already be a big hit.

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