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Funny story: Cat-Loving Minister Fired by Congregation

Cat-Loving Minister Fired by Congregation

BENT PASS, Oregon - Rev. Ron Walkins of Bent Pass, Oregon is being asked to step down as pastor of the Bent Pass Church of Love and Light in Jesus Christ Amen due to his growing cat collection. Rev'rend Ron, as he was affectionately called, started w...

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Funny story: Church doesn't get the odds

Church doesn't get the odds

So me and Dino go to church last Sunday 'cause we're been doing all kinds of shit that God can't stand, like banging chicks out of matrimony on the kitchen tables. Anyway, out front of the church on the God board it says Philippians 1:3-6. I can't believe what I'm fuckin' reading. If this church is giving the Flyers 1:3 odds against Chicago and having them win in 6, I'm becoming a Protestant.

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Funny story: Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

Lesbian Couple Accused Of Handling Holes In Church

A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...

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Funny story: Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Lesbians Having Sex In Church Affects Collection Takings

Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...

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Funny story: Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Church to be rebranded to be more politically correct

Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...

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Funny story: Cuban cardinal - "Worst crises in recent times"

Cuban cardinal - "Worst crises in recent times"

Jaime Ortega, the head of the Catholic Church in Cuba said today "It is in one of its worst crises in recent times, er.. Cuba, not the church." The 73-year-old prelate continued by saying that "People are openly talking about the deficiencies in t...

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Funny story: Huge rise in scout numbers - Church told 'hands off'

Huge rise in scout numbers - Church told 'hands off'

Hot on the heels of the announcement that the number of UK scouts has risen dramatically in the last few years comes the news of a developing rift between the Scout Association and the Catholic church. After hearing that the Scout Association need...

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Funny story: Pope shoots back

Pope shoots back

Rome Italy - Faithful onlookers where shocked today when Pope Benedict fired two anti aircraft missiles from his "Pope mobile" today at would be assassins. Apparently the Pope was tipped off from insiders of the exact location of the assailants w...

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Funny story: Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

Taxi Driver Makes Profound Statement On Catholic Church Sexual Abuse Row

A Leicester taxi driver handed out leaflets today in the city asking the public to refrain from knee-jerk reactions over alleged cases of sexual abuse by priests on children and subsequent cover-ups by the Church. The leaflet stated quite calmly t...

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Funny story: Church leaders argue over start of the week

Church leaders argue over start of the week

Easter is the biggest festival of the Christian Calendar. Although children prefer Christmas, Easter lasts four days not one, and Chocolate eggs can be eaten to excess. Approaching this most sacred of weekends, a massive row has broken out in the Cat...

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Funny story: Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

Fr Francois DuBois Arrested Again In NASCAR Bar Brawl

West 'By God' Virginia - Disgraced bogus priest Father Francois DuBois SJ heaped yet more shame upon his accursed soul last night when he was arrested yet again over a barroom brawl that left seven men in the hospital and a cocker spaniel bitch in a...

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Funny story: New Vatican Edict: No Child Left Behind

New Vatican Edict: No Child Left Behind

Just when you thought that the Catholic Church couldn't possibly do anything more to make a horrible situation worse, news agencies are reporting a new Vatican edict: No Child Left Behind. Apparently, according to sources inside the Vatican, it i...

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Funny story: Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Vienna Boys Choir sex scandal fury

Austria - (Gay Ass Mess): The aggrieved choristers are blaming Salzburg Archbishop Alois Goth-Gasser and his Paypal (sic) chums for the latest sex abuse scandal to emerge from neo-Nazi Austria. Decades - maybe centuries! - of sordid shenanigans ha...

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Funny story: Church Got It Wrong. Ancient Document Says, "Celebrate," Not "Celibate!"

Church Got It Wrong. Ancient Document Says, "Celebrate," Not "Celibate!"

In the hills near the shores of the Dead Sea there is a small, closed Christian monastic community. It was here, almost 2,000 years ago that a manuscript was prepared that set out the way of life that all Christian monastic orders have followed ever...

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Funny story: Church of Environmental Scientology Indicted for Heresy

Church of Environmental Scientology Indicted for Heresy

Heaven: The Reverend Al Gore, the spiritual head of the Church of Environmental Scientology, briefly was out of communications range on the way to an environmental conference in Copenhagen Denmark. The private jet disappeared off the RADAR screen while making a slight detour. "Where am I," said Al on awakening? "Heaven" said the angelic choir. "You mean my private jet crashed?" said Al! "No yo...

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Funny story: Humility or Humiliation?

Humility or Humiliation?

This morning, I watched the news and sports commentary about a high school basketball game in the Houston, Texas area. Two teams in the same division played, and one beat the other by a score of 170-35. The halftime score was 100-12. The coach of the winning team says that he played all of his players and that his goal was to score 200 points. The lack of sportsmanship demonstrated by the co...

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Funny story: Church declared Jesus as missing person

Church declared Jesus as missing person

The Church of England has announced that, according to a latest research, an average person in the UK doesn't know much about the adult life of Jesus. Michael Robson, 29 a milkman from Bognor Regis admitted that he has no idea what Jesus has done or...

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