Completing their registration and private corporation tax forms with the federal government, The Church of James T. Kirk and Latter Day Trekkers was officially formed yesterday, and is based in Inglewood, California. Thousands of late forties and...
Following a rash of insults, negative encounters with governmental agencies and physical attacks in public, the Church founded on the fictional Jedi faith of Star Wars fame is considering disbanding. Jedi Cleric, Banal Fiber claims that the genera...
It was billed as a major policy statement by the Republican candidate for the US Senate in Delaware, Christine O'Donnell. Several thousands of her supporters were there as well as the national media. Ms. O'Donnell took the stage with a resolute look...
The rector of a Massachusetts Church holding morning services at the beach said two hunters nearby shot a goose dead in front of his followers just as he was giving a sermon to the children on why it is important to respect all God's creatures. The h...
Every weekend for the past four years, according to an article from "The Ugly Truth", the members of the New Beginnings Ministries church in Landsworth, Ohio have gathered together in front of The Foxy Box Strip Club and attempted to shame customers...
A high school student in Clayton, North Carolina has been suspended for wearing her nose stud to classes. According to the school dress code, body piercings are in direct violation of school policy, holy or not. The student and her mother are cont...
NEW YORK - As scrutiny grows in the controversy of the "Ground Zero Mosque," questions have been raised about a church buried under the rubble of the World Trade Center, then buried in red-tape. While President Obama made it clear that Muslims have t...
Wesawit, Ohio - It was tit for tit Sunday when dancers from a local strip club went to Church, not to pray but to protest. For the past four years, the pastor of the Church has regularly been bringing parishioners down to the Foxy Babe Strip Joint on...
A Vicar has urged the Church to get "stretwise"--by encouraging worshippers to SWEAR. Rev Mick 'fuckin' watch it' Bland, 67 and ageing fast, risked controversy by claiming Jesus regularly swore like a f***ing trooper. "Listen pal" said the Rev Mi...
While the ordination of women priests has been dubbed a "crime against faith" by the Vatican subject to investigation by its disciplinary body formerly known as the Holy Office of the Inquisition, writes Patrick O'Buggery, Medieval Power-Abuse Corres...
BENT PASS, Oregon - Rev. Ron Walkins of Bent Pass, Oregon is being asked to step down as pastor of the Bent Pass Church of Love and Light in Jesus Christ Amen due to his growing cat collection. Rev'rend Ron, as he was affectionately called, started w...
So me and Dino go to church last Sunday 'cause we're been doing all kinds of shit that God can't stand, like banging chicks out of matrimony on the kitchen tables. Anyway, out front of the church on the God board it says Philippians 1:3-6. I can't believe what I'm fuckin' reading. If this church is giving the Flyers 1:3 odds against Chicago and having them win in 6, I'm becoming a Protestant.
A lesbian couple in England claim they were forced out of their church after they were spotted handling holes during a service. Leslie Pigden and Nora Battery said that other members of the congregation at St Nicholas Claus Anglican church in Cen...
Two Lesbians have been forced out of an Anglican Church because their continued sexual activity was hitting the collection takings. St Muff's in Much Licking, Dorset, has banned the two Lesbians after a series of incidents. The pair were caught be...
Concerned by falling attendances and worried that this may be related to its paternalistic approach, the church has decided to change certain aspects of their approach to make them more politically correct in an attempt to win over modern day feminis...
Jaime Ortega, the head of the Catholic Church in Cuba said today "It is in one of its worst crises in recent times, er.. Cuba, not the church." The 73-year-old prelate continued by saying that "People are openly talking about the deficiencies in t...
Hot on the heels of the announcement that the number of UK scouts has risen dramatically in the last few years comes the news of a developing rift between the Scout Association and the Catholic church. After hearing that the Scout Association need...
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