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Funny story: Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

Champions League Final Venue To Be Switched - Possibly

UEFA, the governing body of European football, has hinted that they are reconsidering the venue for this year's Champion's League final.

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Funny story: Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea's Jose Mourinho Injured, Unable to Face Liverpool

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has had his pride severely injured by his teams lame performance against Newcastle and may find himself unable to face Liverpool on Tuesday.

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Funny story: Lampard: It's just not fair

Lampard: It's just not fair

Chelsea's over-rated housewife, Frank Lampard, has today poured his heart out to local reporters about Manchester United's advantage over his club.

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Funny story: Fife And The Girl From Elmira

Fife And The Girl From Elmira

When he first moved into the Chelsea Hotel, he had a gig at The Ed Sullivan Theater, on Broadway near 57th Street, a few bit guest slots on TV and Harry started getting a fair following.

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Funny story: Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren Fired as England Boss; Gerrard, Rooney and Lampard Have Shared Dream.

Steve McClaren has been fired from the England post and replaced with someone competent. This according to a freak dream shared by Steven Gerrard, Wayne Rooney and Frank Lampard.

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney Breaks Leg in Lead up to Israel Clash, Fortunately Not His Own

Wayne Rooney has broken a leg while training for England's Euro 2008 qualifier with Israel.

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Funny story: Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

Tottenham And Chelsea Fans Bury The Hatchet

The Football Association has contacted Tottenham Hotspur after what they say was 'an unsavoury incident' during Monday's FA Cup quarter final tie with Chelsea, which the Blues won 2-1.

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Funny story: Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Frank Lampard to Juventus, Wayne Rooney to Barcelona, Jose Mourinho to Real Madrid, Steven Gerrard to the moon.

Rumours are flying today, that a number of English Football's biggest names will soon be plying their trade elsewhere. Several sources are reporting that Frank Lampard, Wayne Rooney and Jose Mourinho will all be involved in big money moves to It...

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Funny story: John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

John Terry's Grandad Dead In Gangland Slaying

A huge black cloud of despondency hung over Stamford Bridge at the weekend, when it was announced that the grandfather of Chelsea captain John Terry had been found dead at home.

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Funny story: Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Shevchenko Denies Rift, Says He and Mourinho Do Each Other's Hair and Gossip About Girls.

Rumours of a rift between Chelsea's manager Jose Mourinho and his overpriced, under performing, burden on the rest of the team, striker, Andriy Shevchenko are completely untrue according to Shevchenko.

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Funny story: John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry Out Until End Of Season

John Terry, the player at the centre of the 'kicked unconscious' allegations in the Carling Cup Final at the weekend, is in trouble with the Football Association and with the alleged 'attacker', Abou Diaby

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Funny story: John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry In Hospital - Dreams Fantastic Dream

John Terry, the Torquay United footballer, woke up in hospital last night and told doctors about a fantastic dream he had, in which in he believed he was a Chelsea and England international defender.

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Funny story: Chinese takeover Chelsea

Chinese takeover Chelsea

After the American invasion of Liverpool, who knew another British Football power would fall so soon. In a fulfillment of the Domino Theory tanks from the People's Republic of China have seized Chelsea.

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Funny story: Chelsea Table Bid For Roy Race

Chelsea Table Bid For Roy Race

SHED END: Chelsea have put in a massive £50million offer for striker Roy Race. The legendary (and fictional) Melchester Rovers player is out of contract at the end of the season, and it is thought the transfer will be merely a formality.

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Funny story: Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

Mourinho To Exit Chelsea In Swap Shock Deal

In a move that is set to shake English football to its very foundations, Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho will tomorrow leave the club to take up the reins at Championship strugglers Hull City.

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Funny story: Arsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?

Arsenal to Meet Chelsea! Does Mourinho know?

Football is so full of drama these days,on and off the field. The news, spoof or not, has been filled with the ups and downs of Chelsea and Mourinho. Now a new name has entered the mix as Arsenal has achieved a date with Chelsea. The circumstances of...

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Funny story: Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Mourinho announces: I'm stayin' with Chelsea

Shock and awe were the only words to describe the reaction to Manager Mourinho's announcement! Mourinho will be staying at Chelsea Clinton's flat. How the swarthy dude managed to manage his way into that love pad is more than any of us in the...

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