LOS ANGELES, CA - In an effort to raise money to pay for the King of Pop's funeral, the cash-strapped Jackson family auctioned off Michael's humanitarian record today to the highest bidder. Going once, going twice... Sold, to Marilyn Manson! Th...
Mental health charities have called for a radical shake-up of community support provision, after a report released over the weekend showed that mental health issues in the UK are considerably more widespread than originally believed. The calls com...
A new charity in the U.S.A. has recently announced plans to donate cans of SPAM meat to poor countries in need. For every piece of "spam" junk email received by supporters of the charity, a can of SPAM shall be sent to starving people from all around...
Dudley, the West Midlands town where, until very recently, the economic downturn had had no tangible effect, has now started to feel the pinch, with the closure of a second charity shop in a month, it has been reported. The town, where nobody even...
The BBC last night received tens of thousands of complaints that a celebrity had appeared on their annual Comic Relief fundraising event. It seems that at approximately 10pm, not long after the news was broadcast, a celebrity who was not a member...
Reports are beginning to circulate that the scurvy seadog Below Decks crew are to attempt an assault on Karakoram giant and second highest mountain in the world, K2. Although not quite as high as Everest, K2 is universally acknowledged as being th...
With Red Nose day looming large, TheSpoof.com stalwart Monkey Woods has proposed that all Spoofers should participate in an independent charity fund raising exercise, which he thinks should be called 'Red Arse Day' "Why not?" he told us. "My onlin...
Charitable British people are been urged to consider the environment before discarding unwanted clothing to collectors, after it has emerged that the clothes don't always end up as charity donations. According to a government report, at least one...
Ned Roseday, the BBC's chief Charities correspondent, today hit out at Amazon who have launched the latest version of their Kindle electronic book. The book can hold electronic versions of up to 1500 titles. "Charity shops exist almost exclusivel...
With the downcreditrecessionturncrunch biting hard (no pun intended), dog charity The Canine Protection League has decided to boost it's finances by holding a national fund raising day, after the style of Comic Relief. It is hoped that television...
Bill Gates Foundation has announced a new philanthropic cause- to help computer companies crushed by Microsoft. Making Microsoft into the virtual monopoly that it is in the computer world entailed upending many smaller competitors along the way by un...
The BBC has become the only British broadcaster not to air the appeal for Gaza's weapons crisis, but stand by it's decision to remain 'impartial'. The appeal states: "Gaza needs your help. The Zionist regime has holocausted weapon supplies, blo...
The BBC today refused to broadcast an appeal for people starving to death in Africa, saying 'it would not be impartial to show such a thing. The situation in Africa is a highly complex and political one, and we have a duty to our viewers to be as spi...
In a statement issued today, it was incorrectly revealed that the $200 million philanthropic donation from Bill Gates was being given to fight polio. However, the newsdesk has since received a corrected version of the aforementioned statement to r...
Today the new charity Help The Banks appealed to the British public to send in their donations. Their secretary, Alistair Starling, said: 'At this time of the year many bank managers are suffering. While you and your families are eating your Christma...
Band Aid reformed today, and quickly brought out a new single. 'Do Bankers Know It's Christmas' is widely expected to top the charts, especially as the latest X-Factor garbage is its only competition, and millions were rushing out today to buy the CD. And so here are the lyrics of the Band Aid tune: 'It's Christmas time, there's no need for banks to be afraid At Christmas time, we steal your...
With less than a week before Christmas, the United States Marine Corps has declared it's annual "Toys For Tots" drive in Baghdad to be a resounding success. Despite concerns about a stagnant economy and an ongoing war, the Marines have seen donations...
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