Caesar Millan, the Mexican Millionaire, who made his fortune taming some of the planet's ugliest and worst tempered hounds, says he's ready to take on his biggest challenge after he answered a "Mercy Call" from Buckingham Palace concerning Camilla P...
Buckingham Palace has been closed to visitors after a tourist was mauled by Camilla, wife of Prince Charles. The incident happened in the state banqueting rooms during a guided tour. Several times in the past visitors have been attacked by minor m...
London - (Freeloaders): Residents of North London's top crime enclave are up in arms at the Duchess of Cornwall's visit this Wednesday amid fears of territory poaching by the royal benefits scrounger. Billed as an official visit to the police's Sa...
WEMBLEY, England - One of Britain's most famous lingerie models Jodie Marsh has announced that she has become engaged to her hairdresser known as Nina. The 31-year-old Marsh, who has a very muscular body, said that out of all the men and women who...
According to news reports from a little known British Tabloid, The British Barter, the Queen was upset about the actions of her son's wife. She has yet to call Camilla her "daughter-in-law and simply refers to her as "my son's wife". Reports sh...
A report out of Britain this morning stated that Prince Charles was badly injured after being thrown off late last night by Camilla Parker-Bowles. "I don't mind the rough ride" stated Camilla to reporters this morning, "and all that 'Taily Hole!'...
Forget 'Chupacabras', the dreaded 'goat suckers' that strike fear into the hearts of most South Americans, for there is now even a greater threat for the World's Overweight Population: Pishtacos! Law enforcement agents in Lima today discovered wha...
LONDON - The Duchess of Cornwall did a fairly good job on her cha cha cha dance number which she performed with Strictly Come Dancing Judge Craig Revel Horwood at London's St. Chips Welsh Primary School. The Duchess dressed in a blue dress, black...
In a bad month for the Royal Family Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall and Wales and future Queen, has become involved in a race row. In a move which surely be greeted with dismay by Prince Charles, she has refused to award the prizes for the "three-le...
Clarence House - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): The Heritage Lottery Fund has given £487,500 towards the £725,000 transformation of the Duchess of Cornwall's vagina after her disastrous 2007 hysterectomy operation. A Clarence House spokesman s...
According to the leprechauns in my head, Camilla Belle is pregnant and is claiming that the father is Twilight heartthrob, Robert Pattinson. Belle is reportedly 2 and a half months along, Pattinson has still not been told. The two actors have...
LONDON: Camilla Parker-Bowles -AKA - the Duchess of Cornwall's plans to surprise her husband with 60 different gifts on his 60th birthday came a cropper when it was discovered that a book containing nude pictures of the Duchess has gone AWOL. The...
American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...
London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...
With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...
(Royal Clearance House) An announcement has been made by the press representative for the Duchess of Cornwall confirming that HRH has undergone the last of a series of medical procedures to complete gender reassignment. Camilla, it has been divul...
Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...
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