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Funny story: Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

Cartoon Mouse awarded Nobel Prize for economics as world monetary system collapses

American economist and sorcerer's apprentice Mickey Mouse has won this year's Nobel economics prize, it has been announced. The Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences said the award recognized his hard work during the Bush administration as chief advi...

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Funny story: Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

Camilla Says Charles Is A 'Tosser'

London-- "That Charles is a silly tosser and both the boys are complete wankers!" said Camilla in a shocking interview with the BBBBC today. The Duchess of Cornwall was commenting on her marriage to Charles and wanted to express her disappointment ab...

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Funny story: Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

Famous astrologer forsees Charles-Camilla scenario for Prince William-Kate Middleton. Secret Boleyn curse dooms their chances for wedded bliss!

With speculation rife that Prince William and Kate Middleton are about to split, Royal-watchers are in a downright tizzy. After six years of dating based on an "understanding", Kate was horrified to learn that Wills has decided to put his RAF career...

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Funny story: Duchess of Cornwall Gender Reassignment Complete!

Duchess of Cornwall Gender Reassignment Complete!

(Royal Clearance House) An announcement has been made by the press representative for the Duchess of Cornwall confirming that HRH has undergone the last of a series of medical procedures to complete gender reassignment. Camilla, it has been divul...

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Funny story: Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Charles and Camilla Stay for First Time in Wales Retreat

Carmarthenshire Wales - Llywnywermod was assumed ownership by Prince Charles in 2006 after evicting rightful owners for unpaid taxes and has been undergoing renovations ever since. Yesterday Prince Charles paid tribute to the palace toadies...

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Funny story: Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

Camilla, Madonna and Yorkshire Ripper have common ancestor

London - (Wrinkly Ass Mess): Official: absolutely no blue blood here. That is the conclusion of an ancestry tracing company that has found Camilla, Madonna-Kebab, the Yorkshire Ripper, Celine Dion, Posh Spice and JK Rowling are all related to a comm...

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Funny story: Secret divorce talks for Charles and Camilla

Secret divorce talks for Charles and Camilla

Buckingham Palace - (Sordid Ass Mess): It's over. A top Palace source has confirmed today that Charles and Camilla are to divorce after a standard prenup based on promoting the Prince's heterosexuality ran aground and finally hit the rocks d...

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Funny story: Gift Wrapped Packages Pour In For Charles And Camilla Crystal Wedding Anniversary

Gift Wrapped Packages Pour In For Charles And Camilla Crystal Wedding Anniversary

Balimmoral Castle, Scotland - (Nuptial Mess): The Scottish post office has reported that thousands of parcels from all over the world have been seized ahead of Charles and Camilla's crystal wedding anniversary celebrations tomorrow.

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Funny story: Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's beaver: confusion in French press, embarrassment for Prince Charles

Camilla's daring choice of hat, as reported on this website recently, has created embarrassing headlines for her husband in the French press after a basic tran...

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Funny story: Roadkill millinery sales soar as Camilla sports beaver-trimmed dead duck fedora

Roadkill millinery sales soar as Camilla sports beaver-trimmed dead duck fedora

Windsor Castle - (Ass Mess): British couturiers are thronging to countryside game suppliers to pillage supplies of this season's dernier-cri fashion accessory, the barely-dead roadkill hat trim.

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Funny story: Mystery of Camilla suicide cop excluded from Caribbean freebie

Mystery of Camilla suicide cop excluded from Caribbean freebie

Wiltshire - (Rioters): Mystery surrounds the suicide of a police bodyguard found with fatal gunshot wounds at Camilla's Wiltshire house today.

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Funny story: Seasickness, hurricanes and relentless fag hagging batter Camilla's Caribbean cruise

Seasickness, hurricanes and relentless fag hagging batter Camilla's Caribbean cruise

Caribbean - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Camilla is sick to the pit of her stomach. Five days of non-stop tropical storms, seasickness and having to share the custom-built waterbed with her Pretender spouse have left her on a gin drip and Prozac supposit...

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Funny story: Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed Apologises For Outburst

Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...

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Funny story: Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

Diana split-beaver, Heather Mills leg vie for Trafalgar Square plinth honours

London - (Reuterus): Giant replicas of Princess Diana's fanny, Heather Mills' missing leg and a sunbed-ready Camilla are on the Culture Secretary's shortlist to grace Trafalgar Square's empty plinth.

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Funny story: Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Queen Loses Crown Jewels In Post To Camilla

Her Majesty the Queen has announced today via her personal secretary that the Crown Jewels have been lost in the post. Her Majesty posted them courier class with a recorded delivery sticker to Camilla, Second in Line to Princess of Wales, as a specia...

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Funny story: Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Camilla Blamed For Queen Victoria Poisoning

Since its launch on December 7th, the Cunard liner Queen Victoria appears to be cursed.

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Funny story: Fur flies as royal hairdresser branded rabid nutter

Fur flies as royal hairdresser branded rabid nutter

Pensham, Avon Vale - (Acrimonious Mess): Camilla's £300-a-snip London hairdresser Daniel Galvin Jr has been branded a rabid nutter by disgruntled neighbors who told a judge on Friday that the posturing egomaniacal coiffure is "like a little...

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