In a departure from its usual practice of reporting possible events that have not occurred or may never take place, CNN broadcast an event that actually happened. Don Corleone, General Manager of the station, apologized to its viewers. "An investi...
ATLANTA, GA - The ratings-challenged news giant CNN is planning a makeover. From his desk at his news organization's headquarters in Atlanta, Hubert Smish - Senior Vice President of News Affairs and Programming - stated the network's a...
LOS ANGELES - Anderson Cooper host of CNN's Anderson Cooper 360 has just stated that he does not recall a more bitter, intense, hate-filled feud than the one that is currently going on between country singer LeAnn Rimes and Brandi Glanville who appea...
CNN's Anderson Cooper last stole the LGBT spotlight when he announced, much to his surprise, that he was homosexual. However, actress Jodie Foster's recent admission at the 70th Annual Golden Globes has created a sense of doubt in the seasoned repor...
NEW YORK CITY - Kathy Griffin co-hosting the New Year's Eve celebration with Anderson Cooper on CNN certainly gave out the New Year's kisses heard round the world. In a move that even stunned and shocked the long time fans of the comedian known as...
HUMPTULIPS, Washington - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into the town where pencils were reportedly first invented. He spoke before a crowd that had gathered in the front yard of local styrofoam cup mogul Wilco...
MANHATTAN - Anderson Cooper, host of CNNs Anderson Cooper 360, who just recently came out of the closet, has just found out that his three-year relationship was not the Camelot fairy tale that he thought it was. Cooper's fiancé and boyfriend Ben "...
NEW YORK CITY - An article which appeared in Yippee-Ki-Yay Magazine states that Donald Trump is having trouble finding celebrities to appear in the next season of his show Celebrity Apprentice. Grilletta Brewburger with YKY revealed that Trump has...
CNN are seething that they have lost the franchise to rights to air this popular entertainment on Prime Time TV and must now be content to show only playbacks over and over again. "We will have to release many of our commentators from their contr...
ATLANTA - In what has been deemed the most amusing debates in the history of debates, CNN Anchor Anderson Cooper has been given two thumbs up for his performance not only by his colleagues but by his competition. Even Bill O'Reilly chimed in and...
LAS VEGAS - Although Las Vegas is far from New York City, organizers are working straight through the next couple of nights to insure that Occupy Wall is 'well represented.' Some protestors are flying, some are driving, and others are walking really...
WHEREEVER HE LIVES - Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Santorum has been beyond frustrated that his intention to run for P.O.T.U.S. has not been taken serious enough. Recent statistics show that all Republican primary presidential candidates...
The secret service in Washington forced a man to lie on the ground and to move away from his backpack after he had jumped the white house fence onto the lawn. CNN was there live to catch the excitement on film, but later learned that the man has don...
Flight Commander Mark Kelly blasted Space Shuttle Endeavour into space this morning without incident, disappointing the major TV news agencies, which already started making title cards and recording cello music for the special "Tragedy For Endeavour"...
Piers Morgan has told producers of his new show Piers Morgan Tonight that he'd like to conduct his interviews standing up and has asked for a complete set makeover to accommodate the change. Ever since Morgan got a prime time slot on CNN's evening...
NEW YORK CITY - In a move that most political talk show connoisseurs did not see coming, CNN has fired the co-host of their highly touted Parker-Spitzer Talk Show Kathleen Parker. A spokesperson for CNN stated that the CNN higher ups (aka the 'Sui...
CAIRO, Egypt - CNN talk show host and International spokesperson for Dos Equis Beer Anderson Cooper was verbally, physically, mentally, and even geographically attacked by an angry mob of angry mob members in downtown Cairo. Cooper, who with his s...
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