Recife, Brazil - Combined Brazilian and French search forces have been hampered in their efforts to find evidence of a downed Air France flight and authorities cite two reasons. Firstly, extensive debris fields on the Atlantic have made it impossi...
Rio de Janeiro - (Merde Alors! Mess): An explosive temporal anomaly over the Atlantic's notorious Bermuda Fryangle sector is being swept by emergency Pentagon surveillance satellites following the disappearance of a French passenger jet today. The...
Brazil's president populist radical LuLu has reach the limit of his tolerance for people with Blue eyes. LuLu has established a system of concentration camps to protect brown eyed Brazillians from the inferior race. LuLu told me that bluies have...
Brazilian president Loopi Loco de Silva claimed that current world economic problems were not the result of international trading and deficit budgeting, but caused by 'white basketball players with blue socks'. The surprise announcement was made a...
Miley Cyrus and Britney Spears appeared at a press conference in Hollywood today to announce that they will appear in High School Musical 4. The film will begin shooting in May and should be available for a Christmas release. Miley will play Anna...
Sao Paulo - 4067 Bean counters from a Sao Paulo bean packing factory are calling on comrades throughout the country to come out on strike in support of their impending redundancy. Factory owners have decided to dispense of human bean counters, who...
Geovanni, Hull City's brilliant free-scoring Brazilian, is to become English, according to a report on a bus. The player, real name Geovanni Deiberson Maurício, has only made one appearance for Brazil, and that came way back in 2001 in a 1-0 home...
Like drunken tuxedoed teens at their first prom, hordes of Magellan penguins have shown up on Brazilian beaches. The birds out of snow were wandering around the carioca beaches and resorts of Ipanema until the novelty wore off and they began to be vi...
Sao Paulo - (Cyberspace Mess): The government of Brazil has been named as the worst blogger about hair-raising Amazon Rainforest crap. A pan-Latin American stink tank, The Ministry of Thought, Word and Deed, blames the state-run Brazilian Institut...
New York, NY - In the wake of the startling discovery in the Brazilian rainforest of what may be the last uncontacted indigenous tribe, a consortium of Manhattan restaurant owners is hoping to base a new dining spot on the tribe's native cuisine.
The "Lost Tribe" of Brazil may not have been so "lost" after all. The scientific community that was collectively on its way to South America by ground, sea, and air and willingly contributing to global warming has come to a scree...
In a speech to the Brazilian Parliament today, Prime Minister Ernesto de Morais condemned what he termed as the "massive genocide that has been going on in the USA since the 1970's."...
Washington, D.C. - In an all too eerie occurrence of life imitating art, today the U.S. Supreme Court refused to hear a case of mistaken identity, abduction and torture of an innocent man, a Germany citizen of Lebanese descent, by the Central Intelli...
Buenos Aires, Brazil - Late last Saturday night, Harry Potter fans turned mob rule, rushed into the Amazon rainforest cutting down every tree in sight, after bookstore owner, Juan Miguel-Sanchez, said he ran out of copies of the book, 'The Deathl...
Championship side Hull City have lost out at the eleventh hour in an audacious bid to bring the Brazilian World Cup football star Juninho to their KC Stadium - due to an ANCIENT CURSE. The deadly curse is thought to be one that affects 'once decen...
Salt Lake Stadium (Kolkata): After arse-null's Theory Entree, another player of great caliber, Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima of Brazil, or simply "the other Ronaldo", ha...
England manager Steve McClanger confessed last night that he had always been a fan of David Beckham, and said that he thought he was "the best player the world had ever seen". There was a s...
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