A Magazine Ate My Brain by Rob Barratt Jordan's had a boob job Charlotte's had a baby I ate my own umbilical cord With carrots, peas and gravy Jordan's had a boob job I wish I had her talents Her breasts are always under threat From chemical imbalance Jordan's had a boob job With silicone implanted I slept with Elvis Presley's mum When she got stuck at Stansted Jordan's had a...
NORTHFOLK ENGLAND - Brain scans of older people in a lab give backing to the idea that they could be old, researchers reported Wednesday. The finding proves a theory about one reason why old age weakens the legs and why older people have more trou...
Scientists have discovered a new brain food, Cheetos. Researchers were tipped off after President Bill Clinton's former Treasury secretary, Lawrence Summers admitted to wolfing down Cheetos by the bag full. "Our hope is that this study will lead...
The evolutionary answer to how human brains got so big has as much to with the vagina as it has to do with the skull! Evolutionary biologist, Pussy Galore has written a ground-braking research paper which argues that the incredible stretchability of...
Spanish golfing legend Seve Ballesteros is tonight said to be in a stable condition after undergoing an operation on his brain tumour. Many of our readers in the UK and the US may consider it strange to have a man who has just been through such a...
Leading members of The Writer's Guild of America are meeting tonight in Los Angeles to discuss whether veteran political commentator Bob Novak's brain tumor is funny. "Normally these things are felt to be considered in bad taste," remarked vetera...
Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...
The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...
Senator Edward M. Kennedy successfully underwent exploratory brain surgery yesterday at the Mad Science Brain Center in the Magic Kingdom at Florida's Disney World.
A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...
Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Scientists have discovered that well before George Bush and John McCain say something stupid, their brains start acting abnormally.
Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).
Despite multiple efforts to accede to the Republican Party's frantic cries to various experts within the medical field, all attempts to enlarge or enhance the President's brain have now failed. It was determined that the President's pea...
If I just wanted to get you to read my post and went to the extent of juicing a headline, I would have done even better than that, like "Bush MRI Reveals Brain Fully Intact" or "Yoko Ono and Condi Rice Discovered in Love Nest", but this is a real deal here and as a hetero, I have to deal with my feelings about gay crabs (or transgender...I suppose like the headline says, some c...
Hi, my name's In Seine; I'm disabled - I have no brain; and therefore no means of financial gain (that's why I write for TheSpoof.com).
There has been a lot of talk lately about The Environment - that rapid poodle Al "Ring Master" Gore keeps dragging out onto stage like some rhesus monkey with a robot brain at a mad scientist's convention.
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