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Funny story: Writers Guild of America to Discuss Whether Bob Novak's Brain Tumor Is Funny

Writers Guild of America to Discuss Whether Bob Novak's Brain Tumor Is Funny

Leading members of The Writer's Guild of America are meeting tonight in Los Angeles to discuss whether veteran political commentator Bob Novak's brain tumor is funny. "Normally these things are felt to be considered in bad taste," remarked vetera...

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Funny story: Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers Amazed At Subconscious Brainwaves

Researchers from teams within the Neurology and Psychology departments at Liverpool's John Moose University have been conducting research on brainwaves while people were asleep and how this influenced their thoughts when they were awake. They were...

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Funny story: "Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

"Brainstorming" to be banned under equality and diversity rules

The Department for Employing Consultants and Moneywasting (DECM), which was a part of DTi before it became BEHR, has announced a new initiative to help some senior manager, otherwise pre-occupied with filling in his holiday requisition sheet, to gain...

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Funny story: Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Good News: Kennedy's Brain has some bits left

Senator Edward M. Kennedy successfully underwent exploratory brain surgery yesterday at the Mad Science Brain Center in the Magic Kingdom at Florida's Disney World.

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Funny story: Liberalism causes brain cancer

Liberalism causes brain cancer

A study performed at Massachusetts General Hospital revealed today that liberalism causes seizures, brain tumors, and cancer. This study will go hand-in-hand with Ted Kennedy's recent health problems and is currently suspected to be the main cau...

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Funny story: Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Human brain responds to Obama as it does to money and chocolate

Scientists from the University of California - Los Angeles have found that the human brain reacts to Democratic presidential hopeful Senator Barack Obama in the same way it responds to winning money and eating chocolate.

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Funny story: Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Scientists have discovered that well before George Bush and John McCain say something stupid, their brains start acting abnormally.

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Funny story: Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Ancient brain surgery rediscovered in Greece

Today's headline news out of Europe reports of archaeologists discovering an ancient skeleton of a young woman in the Greek city of Veria that apparently underwent a medical procedure known as trepaning (or trephining).

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Funny story: Famed Doctor in Land of Oz Last Hope to Give President Bush a Brain

Famed Doctor in Land of Oz Last Hope to Give President Bush a Brain

Despite multiple efforts to accede to the Republican Party's frantic cries to various experts within the medical field, all attempts to enlarge or enhance the President's brain have now failed. It was determined that the President's pea...

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Funny story: What Can You Do With A Bi-Sexual Crab?

What Can You Do With A Bi-Sexual Crab?

If I just wanted to get you to read my post and went to the extent of juicing a headline, I would have done even better than that, like "Bush MRI Reveals Brain Fully Intact" or "Yoko Ono and Condi Rice Discovered in Love Nest", but this is a real deal here and as a hetero, I have to deal with my feelings about gay crabs (or transgender...I suppose like the headline says, some c...

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Funny story: Spoof Writer wants to be first to be rated with NO stars

Spoof Writer wants to be first to be rated with NO stars

Hi, my name's In Seine; I'm disabled - I have no brain; and therefore no means of financial gain (that's why I write for TheSpoof.com).

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Funny story: A Call to Arms

A Call to Arms

There has been a lot of talk lately about The Environment - that rapid poodle Al "Ring Master" Gore keeps dragging out onto stage like some rhesus monkey with a robot brain at a mad scientist's convention.

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Funny story: Fruit flies infest White House

Fruit flies infest White House

The White House was closed this weekend while attendants fumigated the president's offices for a pest infestation.

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Funny story: Cyberkinetics Wants to Make You a Millionaire

Cyberkinetics Wants to Make You a Millionaire

Cyberkinetics Brain Systems, Inc. recently announced two exciting events which has driven its stock price soaring.

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Funny story: Computer dreams

Computer dreams

Dozens of brave souls in America and Japan have undergone brain surgery to implant hardware that allows customized dreams and heads-up Internet on demand.

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Funny story: Muchi Hai Says No More Fooling Around With My Brain

Muchi Hai Says No More Fooling Around With My Brain

(Tokyo) - Japanese teen, Muchi Hai, 18, who in the past few months has had a cell phone implanted in her brain, was kicked out of Disneyland

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Funny story: Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

Muchi Hai has first artificial dream

(Tokyo) Modern day cyborg Muchai Hai is recovering well from recent surgery to upgrade her cell phone implant to a Web

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