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Funny story: Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

Madonna Says That Angelina Jolie Is Too Old To Be Getting Pregnant

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna who has a storied history of getting into feuds with other celebrities has added a new one to her list of feud participants. The 53-year-old songstress recently remarked that Angelina Jolie, who has just announced her pregn...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

Angelina Jolie Announces That She Is Pregnant - Brad Pitt Says He Will Not Be Dumping Her After All

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie has just learned that she and her partner of seven years Brad Pitt will soon be having their seventh child. Jolie, 36, had recently been having some major bouts with intestinal rumblings as they call it in New Jer...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

Jennifer Aniston Agrees To Appear In PlayGuy For $1.2 Million

CHICAGO - Jennifer Aniston really made quite an impression as the brunette dentist in her role as Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. in the 2011 hit motion picture Horrible Bosses. Aniston certainly shot down the old adage that 'blondes have more fun,' as s...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

Angelina Jolie Is Very Depressed Because Brad Pitt Is Planning To Leave Her After The Christmas Holidays

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie, who many consider to be one of the world's most beautiful women and a talented actress has shown her weak side. According to Gigi de Maupassant with France's Le News Agency Ms. Jolie has been acting extremely err...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Is Furious At Angelina Jolie For Dressing Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Like a Boy

Brad Pitt Is Furious At Angelina Jolie For Dressing Their 5-Year-Old Daughter Like a Boy

LISBON, Portugal - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and the "Half Dozen" kids were in Portugal where Pitt had gone to promote his latest motion picture Moneyball. The film which deals with the world of baseball, highlights many of the old baseball clich...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Furious At Ann Coulter Who Says Brad and Angie Don't Have Kids They Have A Zoo

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Are Furious At Ann Coulter Who Says Brad and Angie Don't Have Kids They Have A Zoo

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and their half dozen kids flew from their mansion in Provence, France to LAX so the kids could ride on the world famous Santa Monica Pier carousel. Brad said that last week he had told the children that if...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Reveals That He Has A Tremendous Crush On Jennifer Lopez

Brad Pitt Reveals That He Has A Tremendous Crush On Jennifer Lopez

MANHATTAN - Brad Pitt recently flew from his home in Provence, France to New York City to meet with a realtor about purchasing some land in Colorado. Pitt, whose baseball movie Moneyball is currently ranked at number four was interviewed by Cahoot...

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Funny story: Justin Theroux Tells Brad Pitt To Stop Talking About Jennifer Aniston and Concentrate On Angelina Jolie And The Bratty Half Dozen

Justin Theroux Tells Brad Pitt To Stop Talking About Jennifer Aniston and Concentrate On Angelina Jolie And The Bratty Half Dozen

NEW YORK CITY - Justin Theroux says that he has just about had enough of Brad Pitt chiming in with remarks regarding Jennifer Aniston. Brad dumped Aniston back in 2005 when he went off to film the motion picture Mr. & Mrs. Smith with Angelina...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

Brad Pitt Has No Idea How The Nude Photos of Angelina Jolie Ended Up On The Internet

PROVENCE, France - Brad Pitt said that his cell phone has been ringing non-stop with calls from several entertainment media reporters whom he says he trusts. One reporter Gazebo Serengeti with Bedroom Pillow Talk asked Brad how things were going w...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

Brad Pitt Says Angelina Jolie Has It All - Class, Sass, and A Great Looking Ass!

ENSENADA, Mexico - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie left their half dozen kids with six nannies at their mansion in Provence, France and flew to Ensenada, Mexico for a much needed vacation. The couple stayed at Eva Longoria's La Happy Hacienda Hotel w...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's New Nude Workout Video Is Flying Off The Shelves

Jennifer Aniston's New Nude Workout Video Is Flying Off The Shelves

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston reports that she hasn't been as happy as she is now since back when she was still strutting her stuff as Mrs. Brad Pitt. The 42-year-old actress who many say is much better looking than Angelina Jolie, who stole...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Is Furious At The Allegations That Angelina Jolie Gave Justin Theroux A 'Lap Dance'

Brad Pitt Is Furious At The Allegations That Angelina Jolie Gave Justin Theroux A 'Lap Dance'

ST. BARTS - West Indies - Angelina Jolie took what she called a much needed vacation all by herself away from her husband Brad Pitt and their half dozen kids. Brad stayed back home in Provence, France while Angelina flew to St. Barts in the West I...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Brad and Angie Plus 6"

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie To Star In Their Own Reality Show "Brad and Angie Plus 6"

PROVENCE, France - It is no secret that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's relationship has been one big gigantic roller coaster ride with enough ups and downs to make even the greatest die-hard roller coaster enthusiast dizzy. Reports surface that Br...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt to star in Bugger Bognor zombie film

Brad Pitt to star in Bugger Bognor zombie film

Brad Pitt has been on location in Bognor Regis preparing to shoot scenes for his latest zombie film Bugger Bognor. The post-apocalyptic horror movie is based on the true story of retired deckchair attendant Ted Snivel who fought off flesh eating...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Showed So Much Skin In 'Horrible Bosses' That Ex-Husband Brad Pitt Made A Very Interesting Comment

Jennifer Aniston Showed So Much Skin In 'Horrible Bosses' That Ex-Husband Brad Pitt Made A Very Interesting Comment

LOS ANGELES - Jennifer Aniston turned into a brunette for her latest role in Horrible Bosses in which she portrays Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S. and she definitely shot some great big holes in the old adage that 'blondes have more fun.' Aniston, who is...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

Jennifer Aniston's Shocking Revelation - She's Leaving Tinsel Town To Concentrate On Her Relationship With Justin Theroux

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston realized that she is 42-years-old and she has not yet attained her goal of once again being a wife. Ever since her then husband Brad Pitt was snatched up by Angelina Jolie and taken across the pond (the Atlantic)...

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Funny story: Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

Kathy Griffin Explains Why She Gave Brad Pitt and George Clooney Each A Sexy Lap Dance

NEW ORLEANS - The star of My Life On The D-List at first denied sexy lap dance allegations made by a security guard and a custodian at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club on Bourbon Street. The comedy club is co-owned by Harry Connick Jr., and Ellen DeG...

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