When Ray Allen speaks, the world listens. After the recent playoff game, he said the series between Miami and Boston was like a game of chess. Ray then went one move beyond. He said the real strategy hinged on the Queen of each team. Ray said, "Th...
The amazing Rajon Rondo of the Boston Celtics turned the corner on legacy in a losing effort in Game 2 of the Heat-Celtics playoff match-up. Rondo put on his whirling dervish personality and spun faster and faster, like he was the ballerina in The...
In Groundhog Day, as Bill Murray learned in the classic film, every day you face the same problem. That vile little rodent may be tormenting the Boston Celtics too. Only now he plays for the Miami Heat. Nowadays every morning they awake, the Ce...
For fans looking for the augurs of victory for the Boston Celtics in their big Game 7 against the Sixers, they had to look only as far as Rajon Rondo. As he made his way to the clubhouse at the TD Garden, strolling in alone off the street as he of...
Rajon Rondo went Bass fishing in playoff Game 5 against the Sixers. And, he caught a whopper. For those who had been hoping and expecting a game to be won by those who are not necessarily going to the Hall of Fame, Brandon Bass provided the ans...
Have the Boston Celtics really played "rope a dope" with the Philadelphia 76ers? Or is it the other way around? Shall the apparently shell-shocked and demoralized Philly team suddenly surge upward like a tsunami hidden in the ocean until it rea...
As the Mob members said in The Godfather, it may be time for one team to hit the mattresses. Yes, that smell is actually the Celtic version of Clemenza making meatballs for the gang as they wait to go to war. Mrs. Ray Allen would not approve of th...
Doc Rivers cannot take a Holiday at the O.K. Corral for the Philly series. Those famous gunslinger brothers, Wyatt Pierce and Ray Earp, must be ready for the Philadelphia version of the Ike Clanton gang. We always have more confidence when the...
Biggest team decision before each playoff game may be the bestowing of the Shoes of the Leprechaun by the Boston Celtics. In Rome, the Cardinals decide on who wears the Shoes of the Fisherman, but the Celtics decide on who wears the green sneakers...
Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way." Hi-yo, Silver, away! The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner." Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans. As we reca...
Rondo was cranky before the first game against the Philadelphia Seventy-Sixers. He had missed his pregame nap. Rondo is always at his most mercurial when he misses nap-time at his crib. We are sure Rondo will tell you that playoff games are the a...
ATLANTA - The Boston Celtics lost game five of their playoff series with the Atlanta Hawks 87-86 on a Rajon Rondo turnover. After the game "Double R" was waiting in a hallway to attend the mandatory, post-game, media room interview. Rondo mingl...
Rajon Rondo may be looking for some anger management classes in the off-season. From across a crowded hallway, Rondo spotted a film cameraman with his red light on. Someone pushed the button and the ICBM came out of the silo and directly at the ta...
Mitt Romney continues to barnstorm the Boston sports teams, though lining up the votes of these millionaire athletes may be next to impossible. Despite the fact that most of the Celtics players have attended fund raisers for the likely opponent of...
ATLANTA - The first round of the NBA Eastern Conference Playoffs ended up with the Atlanta Hawks upsetting the Boston Celtics 83-74. The guys in green (Celtics) may have lost more than the game as Rajon Rondo (#9) received two technicals and was e...
What's worse? Is it an Intercontinental Ballistic Missile, a suitcase dirty bomb, or Rajon Rondo? Your multiple-choice answer will determine your road to the future. The problem for the NBA and the Celtics is that Rondo is all three options.
Boston Celtics star Kevin Garnett won (for the second time) the Red Auerbach Award on Wednesday night for the 2011-12 season. He deserved it. Later, in the locker room he ripped the Boston media to shreds. KG tends to hold a grudge longer t...
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