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Funny story: Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Car Bombings Are Linked To NHS Waiting Lists

Police investigating the three failed car bombings in London and Glasgow, say they are a direct result of NHS waiting lists and other health service problems, and that many, many doc...

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Funny story: Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

Car Bomb At Glasgow Airport Was A Protest Against Smoking Ban, Say Police

The attempted bombing of Glasgow Airport on Saturday, was most likely a protest against the Government's new Smoking Ban, say Police.

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Funny story: Military's new ninja school draws protests

Military's new ninja school draws protests

The State Department's new Martial Arts Campus located near Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University has come under fire from activists who claim they're training people to murder.

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Funny story: WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

WalMart: Smart Bomb Dropped On Store

ALMONT TOWNSHIP, MICHIGAN (CIA TODAY) --A red stealthy F-22A Bomber glided low into the town of Almont Township today. The test target. WalMart Super Center at 555 E. Genesee Street. In its' payload an innovative...

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Funny story: Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Bomb was potentially 'catastrophic'

Five men have been convicted at the Old Bailey of conspiring to cause explosions in Britain. The trial heard they had enough explosives for a gigantic bomb of planet destroying proportions.

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Funny story: Immunisation for Iraqis... Or Microchipping the Ones U.S. Will Spare.

Immunisation for Iraqis... Or Microchipping the Ones U.S. Will Spare.

A massive immunisation for measles is about to take place in Iraq... or is it?...

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Funny story: Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

Terrorist Kills No One and Wounds No One In Daring Rubber Band Shooting Rampage

New York City - The hapless terrorist, Al Spankma Salami, once again showed the world how inept he was after viciously attacking a Star Trek convention with rubber bands.

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Funny story: Word "Vagina" Missing From The English Dictionary; Several Spoof Writers Detained

Word "Vagina" Missing From The English Dictionary; Several Spoof Writers Detained

In very disturbing news today, the official keeper of words, Wally Rostincowski reported that the word, vagina was missing from the dictionary. Rostincowski, a linguist from Oxford University and world word record holder of the most...

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Funny story: Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Suicide Bomber Cancels Mission After Stubbing Toe

Baghdad - A would-be suicide bomber cancelled his deadly mission yesterday after stubbing his toe on a curb just outside the hotel he was assigned to destroy.

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Funny story: Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

Biden's Comment Was Nothing Compared To What Hilary Revealed

U.S. Senator, Joe Biden Jr's comment yesterday that Illinois Senator Barack Obama was "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy," quickly turned into yesterday's news after...

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Funny story: Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond Crash Was Work Of Terrorists

Richard Hammond, co-presenter of Top Gear, was back this week fronting the show that nearly killed him. Investigators into his crash, meanwhile, think they have found evidence that will link al-Qaeda to the incident.

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Funny story: Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

Exxon Mobil Attacks US Forces, Continues to Build A-Bombs

WASHINGTON (AP)--Despite findings by US intelligence sources that Exxon Mobil needs only three more months before having nuclear weapons, reports indicate that US military forces are already fighting a clandestine war after being attacked by well-equ...

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Funny story: George Bush said Hate and Fear have no place in Amicable Associations

George Bush said Hate and Fear have no place in Amicable Associations

Someone once proffered that there is nothing wrong with fear but fear itself. Take for example a person dealing with a bomb. He has to have nerves of steel. Why, because he has to recall everything he knows about bombs and everything he knows about disarming them. It is also like bees. We cannot run scared every time we see a bee or a bee hive. They can be dealt with successfully so that the...

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Funny story: World Bank's Wolfowitz to President Bush: Bomb Cindy Sheehan

World Bank's Wolfowitz to President Bush: Bomb Cindy Sheehan

Washington, D.C. -- In an effort to curtail the threat to Bush's poll numbers by Cindy Sheehan, the former Deputy Secretary of Defense, who now runs the World Bank, Paul Wolfowitz, urged the President to begin dropping bombs on Cindy Sheehan'...

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Funny story: Wham Bang - No Thank You Mam

Wham Bang - No Thank You Mam

ATOMIC BOMBS NEVER EXISTED - under the 50 year disclosure laws that prevail in the US it has been declared that nuclear weapons never existed and were an elaborate hoax. The hoax was developed initially to fox the Japs in the latter part of th...

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Funny story: Sad Fate Of Unsung Heroic Pigeons

Sad Fate Of Unsung Heroic Pigeons

Formally secret documents today released to the National Archives show that British Intelligence considered using carrier pigeons to deliver fifty pound bombs to enemy targets.

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Funny story: US To Annihilate Iraq

US To Annihilate Iraq

(Doha, Qatar) Announcing that Iraq is a complete mess despite all his administration has done for it, President Bush said that the US will solve the problem once and for all later today by dropping over 100 hydrogen bombs on Iraq.

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