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Funny story: Polanski Loses Case Appealing Sex With Minor Bird Thrown Out

Polanski Loses Case Appealing Sex With Minor Bird Thrown Out

A California appeals court on Monday rejected a bid by fugitive filmmaker Roman Polanski to disqualify the entire Los Angeles County court system from hearing his motion for dismissal of a 30-year-old conviction for having sex with a minor bird. In d...

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Funny story: Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Kamikaze Birds Sabotage Wind Turbines

Atlantic City NJ-- A flock of seagulls deliberately flew into a local wind-farm, killing themselves and crippling several wind turbines. Estimated damage is $1.5 million dollars. Dozens of decapitated seagulls fell to the ground around the farm,...

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Funny story: FAA to make it offical all Birds have to wear Transponders

FAA to make it offical all Birds have to wear Transponders

Because of the recent crash of US Airways Flight 1549 into the Hudson river and the probability that it was caused by a bird strike, all birds, including pigeons, are to be outfitted with a portable transponder, allowing them to be tracked by air tra...

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Funny story: Search for Geese Missing in Flight 1594 Continues

Search for Geese Missing in Flight 1594 Continues

Rescue teams this morning were working "round the clock, with all hands on deck" to locate any surviving geese involved in Thursday's crash landing of US Airways Flight 1594, according to team lead Robert Hansen. "You prepare your whole life for...

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Funny story: Alfred Hitchcock 'Birds' Prediction Proves Correct

Alfred Hitchcock 'Birds' Prediction Proves Correct

News just in from New York, that the US Airways Airbus A320 crash on the Hudson River was caused by a flock of birds flying into the plane's engines, has strengthened claims by some scientists that the nightmare scenario predicted by movie director,...

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Funny story: Hummingbird Back At Granny Lungsfords

Hummingbird Back At Granny Lungsfords

Morgan Ridge resident Grandma Joleen "Jolly" Lungsford, 81, announced Tuesday that a hummingbird, which she has reported seeing on multiple occasions in the past several weeks, was back at the birdfeeder outside her kitchen window. "My little frie...

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Funny story: Man Kills "Two Birds with One Stone"

Man Kills "Two Birds with One Stone"

Alice Springs - Ostrich rancher Elliot Mossy has filed a complaint with the local police against his neighbour Morris "The Menace" Miller. Mr. Miller, a retired teacher, has dedicted his retirement to see how many popular expressions he can person...

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Funny story: Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

Airline Inaugurates Chicken Run Flights

Capon, Ireland - No-frills airline Tonyair has vowed to be one of the last airlines flying the friendly skies after the global economic crisis and oil prices take their toll on the industry. In a move to cut costs, diversify markets and multitask,...

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Funny story: UK Aims For Fairness to "Birds" by 2195!

UK Aims For Fairness to "Birds" by 2195!

As Obama calls for immediate wage fairness for US females and McCain finds out that women actually have jobs, the United Kingdom has established the lofty goal of pay equity between the genders by the year 2195. "England will not rest until we en...

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Funny story: Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Emma Watson's new tits impress Daniel Radcliffe

Star of screen and Harry Potter films, Emma Watson, today showed the world and Daniel Radcliffe her new tits. Fresh from a trip to the Himalayas following the recent Olympics (the Olympics were of course not held in the Himalayas), the Himalayan M...

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Funny story: Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Red Augmented Breasted Barn Swallows Get All the Girls!

Researchers from U of Colorado, Princeton and Sun devil ASU captured male barn swallows in New Jersey before the mating season. They then took a red magic marker and enhanced the males' chests. Apparently female barn swallows get really hot for r...

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Funny story: I want to kill a Mockingbird!

I want to kill a Mockingbird!

You see, unlike other birds, the mockingbird comes out at night - when I'm trying to sleep! It usually waits until I have turned my light off. As soon as I lay my head down it begins it's cacophony!...

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Funny story: Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

Pelican Ignites Weird Red Sox-Yankee Brawl

One of the most bizarre incidents in the annals of baseball occurred last night in Boston when an errant pelican dove into Fenway Park, attacked Home Plate, and ignited a 25-minute melee between the World Champs, Boston Red Sox, and perpetual "w...

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Funny story: Swedes have best tits in the world

Swedes have best tits in the world

'It is one of the greatest spectacles on earth and I for one will never forget the sight of all those magnificent tits straining against the very fabric of life itself in the pursuit of immortality'...

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Funny story: 'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

'Save the vultures' centres to breed drug-free lawyers

Vultures could be extinct in the wild within 10 years unless a drug blamed for their rapid demise is eliminated, scientists warn.

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Funny story: Big Bird caught bird flu from son, Li'l Bird

Big Bird caught bird flu from son, Li'l Bird

Tests on Big Bird, recently diagnosed with bird flu in China, show he probably caught the disease from his son, Li'l Bird.

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Funny story: Animal Rights Activists Spur Reunion of Supremes to Honor Slain Hawk

Animal Rights Activists Spur Reunion of Supremes to Honor Slain Hawk

In a glorious vocalization of the adage "out of all evil can come some good", Diana Ross and Mary Wilson, the two surviving members of Motown super girl group The Supremes, reunited Sunday night in a benefit for the hawk killed by pro golfe...

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