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Funny story: Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Microsoft Merges with Virgin

Seattle WA. - Bill Gates and Richard Branson have announced today that they will merge their two giant corporations, Microsoft and Virgin, to be known as "Micro-Virgin-Soft." The two trans-Atlantic billionaires will form the biggest company...

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Funny story: God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

God Sues Gates Over '3D' Windows Vista

In a surprise move, God, who claims to have created a 3D world on the fifth or sixth day thousands of years ago, is going to sue Microsoft over use of 3D panes. The move is seen by many to be God's last chance against Bi...

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Funny story: Microsoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista

Microsoft Unviels Newest Windows Vista

The first new Windows program in five years was released to a fanfare and an excited crowd today. The Windows Vista is the latest update from Microsoft for the windows operating system.

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Funny story: Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Bill Gates to buy up all the World's Oxygen

Seattle - In a press conference in Seattle Bill Gates today confirmed that he intends to apply the skills he developed as founder of the worlds most unavoidable and poisonous monopoly to buy up the whole world's supply of Oxygen.

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Funny story: Bill Gates "My Cheapo Eye Op's Gone Pear Shaped

Bill Gates "My Cheapo Eye Op's Gone Pear Shaped

World's richest man, Bill Gates, today proves the rule that money can't buy you everything.

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Funny story: Ebay to Auction Ebay on Ebay?

Ebay to Auction Ebay on Ebay?

Citing lackluster 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarter sales online giant Ebay today filed a petition with the Federal Trade Commission which if approved would allow Ebay to auction itself off...on Ebay.

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Funny story: Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

Bill Gates Adopts Madonna (and child)

The controversy surrounding Madonna, over the adoption of a Malawian baby, took an unexpected twist when Bill Gates became involved in the proceedings.

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Funny story: Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

Apple Computer in talks with Microsoft

CUPERTINO -- As a result of booming sales for Macintosh computers and iPods, linked with the increasingly bleak outlook for Microsoft operating systems, Apple's CEO Steve Jobs has made Bill Gates (King of Microsoft) an offer he couldn't refus...

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Funny story: Bill and Melinda Gate's 33 ft 'Guard Python' swallows intruder Alive

Bill and Melinda Gate's 33 ft 'Guard Python' swallows intruder Alive

Bill Gates told reporters, "By the time I got downstairs Slither had a bulge in her belly and a SMILE on her face. I'm sorry about the intruder, I don't know how he got in. I'll have to review video from our orbiting security...

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Funny story: "Where on earth would planet Earth BE without Bill Gates" opens way off Broadway

"Where on earth would planet Earth BE without Bill Gates" opens way off Broadway

NEW YORK - Scores if not dozens braved sub-freezing temperatures and blowing snow to attend the premier opening of the new off Broadway play, "WHERE ON EARTH WOULD PLANET EARTH BE WITHOUT BILL GATES" hailed by some if not many to be the gre...

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Funny story: Microsoft Announces Alliance With HadesTech

Microsoft Announces Alliance With HadesTech

Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates today announced that talks with his counterpart Damion Lucifous of HadesTech had concluded in long term strategic alliance agreement. The "underground" talks concluded in less than a week, and both parties are reportedly...

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Funny story: Apple PowerBook Battery Explodes; Bill Gates Badly Burned!

Apple PowerBook Battery Explodes; Bill Gates Badly Burned!

REDMOND WA (AP) A freak accident last night resulted in serious injuries to Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates. According to a fire department spokesman, "Mr. Gates was found slumped over an Apple Macintosh PowerBook. The laptop was in flames. It appear...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Pledges $250m to World Health Organisation to combat viruses due to Windows XP

Bill Gates Pledges $250m to World Health Organisation to combat viruses due to Windows XP

Record numbers of people say they are too stressed out to go to work, according to a report out today from the World Health Organisation. Its report comes after recent figures showed that almost 10% of working people were claiming some type of incapa...

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Funny story: A Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money

A Broke, International Olympic Committee Forced To Ask Bill Gates For Money

ATHENS, GREECE-- With a slump in ticket sales and empty seats that haven't been filled, the International Olympic Committee is facing a major issue. Over the last few years they have accumulated over 30 billion dollars in debt and expenses for a...

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Funny story: Bill Gates Sings Sexier Than Britney

Bill Gates Sings Sexier Than Britney

Karaoke evenings will never be the same again following the development of a microphone that turns the singers voice into any singer they choose.

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Funny story: MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

MSN Appoints Omarosa New Spokesperson; Bill Gates Outraged.

Citing competitive issues with Google. MSN today announced that it had hired Omarosa as an official spokesperson. MSN's CEO told writer KungFu IceSkater, "You know, I warned Bill Gates about the whole stock options situation. A bunch of kids a...

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Funny story: Buy Micrappysoft ware and I'll sell you STAMPS?!?!

Buy Micrappysoft ware and I'll sell you STAMPS?!?!

Okay, now Bill Gates has truly "gone where no one has gone before"... You see, after creating software that allows people to send us e-mail viruses (virii?), worms (personally I've always liked the "woims" pronunciation), and trojans (no relation to those fun condoms), he NOW wants to sell us postage. Hel-lo? Did I miss something there? Let me work through...

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