Greeting Cards maker Mallhark have decided to create a new day in honour and blessing of the miraculously wonderful Jade Goody. The cards, recycled from magazines such as Now!, Look! and Wowzers!, are likely to be on sale within the next few weeks.
Jade Goody, Britain's favourite racist, has been told by the Queen, that she is in line for a knighthood. Goody, who made her name by shooting her mouth off on the Channel 4 reality TV show Big Brother, is terminally ill with cancer, and has only...
Jade Goody, the thing that made its name by appearing on the Channel 4 shows Big Brother and Celebrity Big Brother, has told reporters that she is absolutely furious with God. Goody, who has terminal cancer, and is expected to live only a few more...
If you remember, in 2007 Brian Dowling, aged 22 scooped the title of Big Brother Champion. Girls wanted date him, Men wanted to be him, but all this didn't stop the hard press that surrounded him. Headlines such as: "Blair: I am cringing as the coun...
Red faced Channel 4 producers had to rush to the Celebrity Big Brother house last night after realising that they had not released the two finalists. The series ended two weeks ago but nobody was present as Ulrika Jonnson celebrated her victory.
As Celebrity Big Brother approaches its exciting conclusion on Friday night, bookmakers have made Verne Troyer, the Hollwood movie star midget dwarf-type person, favourite to still be small long after the show has finished. Verne, who stands only...
Celeberity Big Brother Tina Malone, the housemate with the foulest mouth ever to have been heard on the show, was welcomed back to her home town of Liverpool yesterday, and was immediately awarded the Freedom Of Her Own Toilet. The award, made by...
Celebrity Big Brother housemate Coolio astonished viewers of the show tonight when, in a Diary Room interview with Big Brother, the US rapper claimed he was 'a poet' - and his mama didn't even know it. Coolio, real name Artis Leon Ivey, Jr. - ser...
Celebrity Big Brother contestant Tina Malone was evicted from the show tonight with a record-breaking share of the public vote, but had to be forcibly removed from the House in a straight-jacket after she refused to leave. Shameless star Malone, w...
Today Channel Bore announced it was axing 'Big Brother', and replacing it with 'Big Dictator'. Director of programmes, Sir Vanessa Thortlehurst, said: 'Yes, 'Big Brother' was about as interesting as watching Gordon Brown make another slimy speech.
HE MAY be microscopic in stature but Big Brother hot favourite Verne Troyer is making big noises in the Big Brother house. Verne, measuring in at 2ft 8 inches tall, needs special assistance to make himself heard in the Diary Room. He can't re...
Celebrity Big Brother Tina Malone became the toast of Channel 4 tonight after she covered herself in glory by breaking the world record for repeatedly saying the F-word. Malone, the 21-stone walrus from Liverpool, was clocked at having uttered the...
Mancunian Bully Terry Christian is again in trouble tonight after an unprovoked attack on fellow housemate Verne Troyer. It is thought that the incident began by Christian showing off to impress self confessed 'Tory Bird' Lucy Pinder. A spokespers...
Celebrity Big Brother was dramatically brought to a halt last night after the house mates ran out of conversation. A spokesperson explaind: "We have a complex set of selection criteria when we choose the line up each year. Unfortunately we now rea...
He may be only just over two feet tall but already Verne Troyer the American actor is the bookies favourite to win this year's Celebrity Big Brother. The Austin Powers Mini Me is already proving a big hit with the viewers owing to the 'cute and cu...
Big Brother House - He may have only been in the Celebrity Big Brother house for a matter of hours, but already music journo and career Mancunian Terry Christian has managed to get right up the collective noses of Manchester United fans. Christian...
It has been leaked that a tragedy has occurred within the Big Brother house. A well known celebrity died when Reese Witherspoon tripped on the staircase and her large pointed chin harpooned one of the celebrities who was loitering at the bottom of...
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