For the 4th time since the compact disc's inception into mainstream culture, the entire Beatles catalogue has been re-mastered; this time into a sleeker black box. "Finally," said Herb Thurman, a 56 year old Beatles fan, "Finally, the corporate dr...
London - (Robber Soul): "He's a real nowhere man!" Ringo Starr commented today after being told the Pope had un-excommunicated The Beatles, denounced by a prececessor as agents of satan. "He's as blind as he can be, Just sees what he wants to s...
VATICAN CITY - The ground beneath their feet is slowly crumbling and still the Pope and his cohorts are in denial. Instead of focusing on righting the many wrongs that the Roman Catholic Church has wreaked on innocent lives - today's neo-Roman Empir...
Yonkers, New York - After a recent date with his fiance' Paul McCartney stopped in a local Pub for a cold one and The Spoof was there to chat with him. "Get away mate I'm just here for a beer to wash down me meds, I have like 15 different ones these days," said Paul, "I don't smoke grass anymore, don't want any, run along." We then showed Paul our official Spoof.com Press ID and he immediate...
The campaign against the "corrosive" nature of popular music took at sinister new turn yesterday when claims were made about the reliability of the advice offered through the medium. Following high profile cases brought against rock and hip hop ar...
The legendary Abbey Road studios may be preserved after all owing to the last minute intervention of a Turkish businessman and entrepreneur. The studios, where the Beatles recorded the legendary album of the same name are to be sold by owners EMI...
When John Lennon claimed that the Beatles were bigger than Jesus, everyone laughed. But it has now been confirmed that the stupid scouse twat was telling the truth: the Beatles were actually bigger than Christianity's favourite bearded son. Usi...
The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...
'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single: 'Barry has a job that means he does f*** all Michelle thinks the world now wants him banned Barry says to Michelle 'Girl, I've become useless' Michelle says this as she eats a hotdog stand: 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, doing nothing 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, in Hawaii sun' Barry takes...
'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...
'They say it's my birthday It isn't my birthday They say it's my birthday They're gonna make much money If it was my birthday Be happy birthday to me (Yeah!) Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party The Pope would like you to dance (Birthday) He takes a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday) That you don't live in France (Birthday) Where they...
To continue his impersonation of the Kennedy brothers and acting as if it's still the 1960s, Barack Obama today released his version of the classic Beatles' song 'Helter Skelter': 'When I get to the White House I go back to the travel agents Where I stop, and I take my place in the queue Til I fly off to somewhere that's sunny and new Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, do you, don't you, want me your...
In a surprise announcement yesterday, Sir Paul McCartney and former Beatle's partner, Ringo Starr, are planning to do a tour in the United States come next summer. "Paul and I are planning to get with people soon and plan out the schedule", stated...
New Delhi, India - (Revolver): "First Macca's eyebrows started falling off," Sanilav Chowdery told reporters. "Then his face turned a squidgy goo, oozing at the eyeballs and detumescing onto Ringo's shoulder." The promoter was describing the e...
President Obama made his most important speech today to the American people and he stated right up front, "This is no Halloween joke, no Orson Well's 'War Of The Worlds', this is true. All I ask is for the public not to panic." "Everywhere in the...
There can be fewer more beautiful cities than the jewel on the Mersey that is Liverpool. Once home to the Beatles, this lively metropolitan city sees regular visitors from all over the world who visit Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields and search in vain for Abbey Road (which is in London). The Cavern is a Mecca for these travel weary Beatles fans, though the original club has long since become a tr...
Sssh! Be very careful, you may be a victim of the US military's latest weapon in the war on terror. Remote controlled beetles are to be used to listen in to conversations. Next time you go to a party and you see Ringo Starr wandering around the r...
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