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Funny story: 'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

'Dem Onion' by Barack Obama and The Bleatles

The 'Prefab One' continued his impressive musical career by releasing 'Dem Onion' with his band The Bleatles. These are the lyrics: 'I didn't mention Iraqi oil fields You know, the place where gold flows Well, here's another place I won't take on A place which everyone knows Rules the U S of A Dressed up as a democracy Taking out my Dem onion (sniff sniff) I forgot about Gaza City, m...

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Funny story: 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single

'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da' Barack Obama's latest hit single: 'Barry has a job that means he does f*** all Michelle thinks the world now wants him banned Barry says to Michelle 'Girl, I've become useless' Michelle says this as she eats a hotdog stand: 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, doing nothing 'Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life is fun, bra La, la la, in Hawaii sun' Barry takes...

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Funny story: 'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Magical Mystery Tour' by Barack Hussein and the Obamas

'Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the mystery tour The magical mystery tour Is waiting to take you away Could be Dalmatia today Roll up And that's an invitation Roll up for the mystery tour Roll up From any nation Roll up for the myster...

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Funny story: The Beatles' 'Birthday' by Jesus Christ brought out for Christmas Day

The Beatles' 'Birthday' by Jesus Christ brought out for Christmas Day

'They say it's my birthday It isn't my birthday They say it's my birthday They're gonna make much money If it was my birthday Be happy birthday to me (Yeah!) Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party Yes it is a Saturnalia party The Pope would like you to dance (Birthday) He takes a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday) That you don't live in France (Birthday) Where they...

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Funny story: Barack Obama releases his version of 'Helter Skelter'

Barack Obama releases his version of 'Helter Skelter'

To continue his impersonation of the Kennedy brothers and acting as if it's still the 1960s, Barack Obama today released his version of the classic Beatles' song 'Helter Skelter': 'When I get to the White House I go back to the travel agents Where I stop, and I take my place in the queue Til I fly off to somewhere that's sunny and new Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, do you, don't you, want me your...

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Funny story: Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

Sir Paul McCartney & Ringo Starr To Tour Together

In a surprise announcement yesterday, Sir Paul McCartney and former Beatle's partner, Ringo Starr, are planning to do a tour in the United States come next summer. "Paul and I are planning to get with people soon and plan out the schedule", stated...

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Funny story: Beatles in meltdown as Pete Best gets Delhi-belly

Beatles in meltdown as Pete Best gets Delhi-belly

New Delhi, India - (Revolver): "First Macca's eyebrows started falling off," Sanilav Chowdery told reporters. "Then his face turned a squidgy goo, oozing at the eyeballs and detumescing onto Ringo's shoulder." The promoter was describing the e...

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Funny story: Obama: Beatles Song Drawing Aliens To Earth

Obama: Beatles Song Drawing Aliens To Earth

President Obama made his most important speech today to the American people and he stated right up front, "This is no Halloween joke, no Orson Well's 'War Of The Worlds', this is true. All I ask is for the public not to panic." "Everywhere in the...

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Funny story: Travel Guide: Liverpool

Travel Guide: Liverpool

There can be fewer more beautiful cities than the jewel on the Mersey that is Liverpool. Once home to the Beatles, this lively metropolitan city sees regular visitors from all over the world who visit Penny Lane, Strawberry Fields and search in vain for Abbey Road (which is in London). The Cavern is a Mecca for these travel weary Beatles fans, though the original club has long since become a tr...

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Funny story: US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

US Military To Use Remote Controlled Beetles To Bug Conversations

Sssh! Be very careful, you may be a victim of the US military's latest weapon in the war on terror. Remote controlled beetles are to be used to listen in to conversations. Next time you go to a party and you see Ringo Starr wandering around the r...

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Funny story: John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

John To Yoko: Cut It Out!

On what would have been his 69th birthday, the apparition of John Lennon today appeared to his widow, "musician" Yoko Ono, and begged her to stop recording. "You've just got to quit it, Luv," Mr. Lennon said, in a voice oddly not eerie at all. "...

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Funny story: LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL!

LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL, LIVER-POOL!

Liverpool - home city of The Beatles, home of Liverpool and Everton Football Clubs, became the first major city in the UK to state that it was 100% unconvinced by Conservative leader David Cameron's rousing yet lacking in anything substantial speech,...

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Funny story: Beatles Pedophile Songs Banned by RIAA

Beatles Pedophile Songs Banned by RIAA

Several early Beatles hits have been banned from the airwaves, download music sources and music store shelfs for promoting sex with underage girls, according to a press release from the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA). Among the B...

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Funny story: John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

John Lennon's Lucy In The Sky In The Sky

Virtually unknown Lucy Vaden, who provided the inspiration for the Beatles' classic song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds," has died after a long battle with lupus. She was 46. Luckily, she was one of the few who had not been molested by Roman Polan...

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Funny story: Early Paul McCartney Writings Discovered In Liverpool

Early Paul McCartney Writings Discovered In Liverpool

A chance discovery in a Liverpool library recently has revealed that Paul McCartney's talent for writing was winning him prizes when he was just 10 years of age, though for an essay about the queen, rather than a hit song, although it could qualify a...

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Funny story: 96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

96-Year-Old Yoko Ono Cheers For Britney

Once she sang, "Give Peace A Chance" with husband John Lennon but now the 96-year-old Ono is changing it to "Give Britney a chance!" At a recent Tribute To Yoko Ono, Yoko somehow got onto the subject of Britney Spears. "I don't like the way she...

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Funny story: Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Beatlemania Finally Surfaces In Belgium

Almost 50 years since the Liverpool based music combo, The Beatles rocked the world to it's very musical foundations, Belgium has finally caught the bus too. Beatlemania is finally starting to get a grip. "I thought it was an Oasis tribute band...

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