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Funny story: Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

Jason Collins, The First Openly Gay Professional Athlete, Signs With The Brooklyn Nets

LOS ANGELES - Jason Collins, who is 34-years-old, has just become the first openly gay player in any of the four major professional sports. Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily said that the 7-foot tall center, who will wear #98, comment...

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Funny story: President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

President Wants the Harlem Globetrotters and Armed Forces Exhibition Teams to Visit North Korea

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama has announced today that he is asking the entire Harlem Globetrotters team to visit North Korea as goodwill ambassadors, along with a special exhibition team composed of the best of the U.S. Armed Forces basketball...

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Funny story: Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

Jay Leno Says He Wants To Buy The Los Angeles Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Now that Jay Leno is no longer the host of The Tonight Show he has had a lot of time to go out to dinner, attend some concerts, and catch a couple of Los Angeles Lakers games. Leno spoke with Hercules Confetti of Sporting Chance Maga...

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Funny story: The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

The Los Angeles Lakers Want Shaquille O'Neal - The Big Fella Says, "Nopers"

LOS ANGELES - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are struggling along with a dismal 18-35 record. At that rate they will most certainly all be watching the NBA playoffs at home on their super gigantic big screen TV's. The Kobe-less Lakers just cann...

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Funny story: The Oklahoma City Thunder Are The Best In The West and In The East

The Oklahoma City Thunder Are The Best In The West and In The East

OKLAHOMA CITY - Coach Scott Brooks of the Oklahoma City Thunder has said that even he is surprised at the fantastic play of his Oklahoma team. The Thunder's record is presently an amazing 43-12. Coach Brooks added that Kevin Durant is playing like...

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Funny story: NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

NBA All-Star Game: The East Defeats The West In A Wild Shootout 163-155.

NEW ORLEANS - The new NBA Commissioner Adam Silver promised the fans an exciting NBA All-Star game and he delivered. After all of the dust had settled the Eastern Conference All-Stars had defeated the Western Conference All-Stars by an astounding...

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Funny story: Carbon Dating Reveals Greg Oden to be Actual Caveman

Carbon Dating Reveals Greg Oden to be Actual Caveman

For years now, the former #1 overall pick in the 2007 NBA draft, Greg Oden has been victim to hard luck and difficult circumstances due to numerous injuries. In the past 6 years, he has only been able to play in roughly one season's worth of game...

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

Kobe Bryant: I Will Play In The NBA All-Star Game If I Have To Do It On Crutches

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant who says he feels like the poster boy for NBA basketball injuries says that he is tired of being hurt and injured. The Los Angeles Laker has had several injuries within the past year that many NBA fans feel could spell th...

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Funny story: Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

Burger King's NBA-Themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburgers Are Having Great Sales

MIAMI, Florida - Burger King Spokesman Gavin Zhivago related that the BK home office is positively thrilled with the sales of their latest menu addition. Zhivago said that the new NBA-themed Double Dribble Deluxe Cheeseburger is selling like gangb...

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Funny story: The Best Team In The NBA - The Oklahoma City Thunder Are Running Roughshod Over Every Other Team

The Best Team In The NBA - The Oklahoma City Thunder Are Running Roughshod Over Every Other Team

OKLAHOMA CITY - There is no doubt in any NBA fan's mind as to which team is the top team in the NBA. The Oklahoma City Thunder are currently at 37-10 and are consistently winning; and winning without one of their top stars Russell Westbrook (#0),...

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Funny story: The Milwaukee Bucks Are The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

The Milwaukee Bucks Are The NBA's Cellar Dwellers

MILWAULKEE - The fans of the Milwaukee Bucks are starting to chant "Go Yucks" at their home games. Coach Larry Drew's team's record is a very dismal 8-37. The Bucks are in last place in the entire 30 team league. One fan who refused to give his...

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Funny story: Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

Kim Jong Um On Outs With Dennis Rodman

After the Supreme Leader's birthday bash he looked glum. Even his extensive collection of porn couldn't cheer him up or his nail lady, Yum Sweet Delight. Now it turns out that the fur coat given to him by Mr. Rodman on his birthday wasn't what he w...

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Funny story: NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

NBA Commissioner David Stern Fines Dallas Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban $100,000

DALLAS - Many fans of the NBA consider retiring NBA Commissioner David Stern, one of sports oldest spoiled brats. At times Stern has ruled the NBA with an iron fist that would make some World War II Nazi's proud as hell. Stern has been very unr...

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Funny story: Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Woman's Gas Problem Clears One Basketball Fan Section!

Cleveland, Tn. A lady who must have filled up on burritos and beer cleared a whole section of basketball fans at the High Street Owls playoff game, Saturday night. Although it cannot be proven a Ms. Maggie Sweat was the first one to jump up and l...

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Funny story: A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...

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Funny story: The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

The World Champion Miami Heat Loses Back-To-Back Games To The New York Knicks and The Brooklyn Nets

BROOKLYN - The Miami Heat went up north to New York City and ended up getting the "Heat" turned off as they were beaten by the Knicks of New York and the Nets of Brooklyn on back-to-back nights. The Knicks beat the Heat 102-92 and the Nets defeate...

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Funny story: North Korea Votes Dennis Rodman As The Most Popular Foreigner In The Country

North Korea Votes Dennis Rodman As The Most Popular Foreigner In The Country

PYONGYANG, North Korea - The Rice Paddy News Agency reports that Kim Jong Un is thrilled at the latest honor being bestowed on his best friend Dennis Rodman. The former NBA star has just been named The Most Popular Foreigner In North Korea. Kim...

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