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Funny story: Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

Kim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye

BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West. Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly p...

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Funny story: Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

Ardi Rizal The 2-Year-Old Smoking Baby Has Quit The Habit

SUMATRA, Indonesia - Indonesian-born Ardi Rizal first made world news when he was videotaped smoking a cigarette at the amazing age of two-years-old. The Internet video went viral and has thus far gotten over 13 million views. Ardi, or Baby Chu...

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Funny story: Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

Bride Of Predator Chapel Ranch Is Gestating Twins

New York - Skull 'N' Bonesmen are cock-a-hoop at news that Dubya's daughter Jenna Bush Hager is up the duff expecting twins. Four years of trying various procedures - including sexual intercourse - see Bonesmen's pinup Jenna and husband Henry Haga...

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Funny story: Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

Papers vie for first photo of Royal Baby

St James Palace announced today that Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge is expecting her first child. Although at the moment she is in the King Edward hospital suffering from acute morning sickness. David Cameron welcomed the news saying "It will be...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Justin Bieber's joy as birth mum Kate Middleton 'gestating again'

Canada - "Wow, what a fantastic early Christmas present!" pals of the Canadian entertainer said today amid news that his real birth mother the Douchesse of Cambridge is expecting again. Millions of dollars have been spent by British and Canadians...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

Jessica Simpson's Got Another Baby Bump!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jessica Simpson gave birth to a baby boy on May 1, and seven months later she is pregnant again. Simpson, 32, says that she is literally shocked that one of her eggs got fertilized so quickly. She commented that it is somewhat bi...

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Funny story: The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie Brushes Off The Baby Bump Talk

The Black Eyed Peas' Fergie Brushes Off The Baby Bump Talk

SAN FRANCISCO - The Black Eyed Peas recently performed to a standing room only crowd in The Ipso Facto Coliseum. After the performance lead singer Stacy Ann Ferguson, better known as Fergie, met backstage with Margarita Mixx of The Tinsel Town Tim...

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Funny story: Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

Lindsay Lohan Fears She's Starting To Look Like Jessica Simpson

VENICE BEACH - Lindsay Lohan actually went a week without having an automobile accident. The much troubled starlet says that she is trying to keep away from some of her friends who are a bad influence on her. Lohan mentioned Paris Hilton, Chelsea...

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Funny story: Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

Madonna Wants To Adopt Snooki's Baby

NEW YORK CITY - Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, star of The Jersey Shore just gave birth to a 6-pound-5-ounce baby boy who she named Lorenzo Domino Pizza LaValle. Snooki said that little Domino, as she plans to call him, shot right out of her like a gaze...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Will Name Her Baby Brad

HOLLYWOOD - In yet another example of modern times where weddings sometimes follow the birth of babies, Jennifer Aniston has just issued a dual announcement. She told the Hollywood press that she and boyfriend Justin Theroux are engaged and that s...

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Funny story: Angry Father Speaks Out Against Huggies Ad Campaign

Angry Father Speaks Out Against Huggies Ad Campaign

Thomas Johnson, a resident of Bartlesville, OK, has decided to voice his opinion in light of the recent Huggies ad campaign depicting loving fathers easily taking care of their children, without the help and supervision of their wives. While some...

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Funny story: The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

The U.S. Health Department Has Banned Jessica Simpson's Diet

LOS ANGELES - Since having her baby on May 1, Jessica Simpson has tried desperately to lose some of the astounding weight she gained during her 10 month pregnancy. She recently sat down with Kiowa Kettle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and quipped that t...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

Jessica Simpson Begs LeAnn Rimes To Help Her Lose Weight

LOS ANGELES - Jessica Simpson had her baby ten weeks ago and the singer/actress has yet to lose any of the weight she gained during her ten month pregnancy. Jessica gave birth to Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson on May 1, and she is reported ext...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

Jessica Simpson Is Still Upset That She Cannot Fit Into Her Bikini Thongs

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - It has just about been two months since Jessica Simpson gave birth to her first child who her fiancé Eric Johnson and her named Maxwell House Drew Simpson-Johnson. Little Max, as Jessica calls him, was born on May 1, and he weigh...

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Funny story: Kate Middleton Unable to Conceive and Will Adopt Baby from Ethiopia after Advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Prince Phillip Horrified

Kate Middleton Unable to Conceive and Will Adopt Baby from Ethiopia after Advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna - Prince Phillip Horrified

Buckingham Palace has announced that Kate Middleton and Prince William are to adopt a child from Africa after today's earlier announcement that Kate Middleton is unable to conceive. The Royals have sought advice from Angelina Jolie and Madonna...

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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

Jessica Simpson Is Very Depressed - Says She Looks Like A Blonde Moby Dick

HOLLYWOOD - Jessica Simpson delivered her 9 pound 13 ounce baby six weeks ago and the actress/singer is still upset at the fact that she has hardly lost any of the weight she gained during her 10-month pregnancy. Her fiancé Eric Johnson says that...

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Funny story: Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

Rihanna Desperate For Money Puts Her Caribbean Island, St. Songstress, On The Market For $8.3 Million

BROOKLYN - Rihanna was in Brooklyn visiting her cousin Agrafina Fannyfitz, 22, who had just had a baby girl. The baby named Rapunzelina Fannyfitz is being regarded as one of the biggest babies to ever be born in Brooklyn. Dr. Offenhauser F. Qui...

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