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Funny story: Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

Child Protective Services Investigates New Mother Jamie Lynn Spears

Jamie Lynn Spears, former star of Zoey 101 and the latest teenage mother in the South, is under investigation already by child protective services for treatment of her three week old child. Maddie Briann Aldridge, daughter of Spears and fiance C...

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Funny story: Tanorexic Teenagers Risking Unborn Babies

Tanorexic Teenagers Risking Unborn Babies

Bright orange teenage slappers all over Great Britain are risking the lives of their unborn children by glueing themselves to tanning beds all over the U.K.

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Funny story: Parents Discard Unwanted Babies by Throwing Them From a Tower

Parents Discard Unwanted Babies by Throwing Them From a Tower

SOLAPUR, INDIA - Parenting can be tough. From constantly changing rotten diapers, to waking in the middle of the night for feeding, to having to shake the damn thing until it stops screaming and finally shuts up, parenting can be an all-out struggle...

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Funny story: Babies Thrown From Temple Roof by Villagers

Babies Thrown From Temple Roof by Villagers

SOLAPUR, INDIA - In what may seem a terrifying ritual to some, on the first of May in Solapur, India, screaming infants are dropped from the tower of a temple.

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Funny story: Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

Hospital And Supermarket Apologise For Foetus Blunder

A hospital and a supermarket have apologised to the public after 7 foetuses were lost from an ante-natal unit and were later discovered on shelves at a local supermarket described as Poussin. Bosses at the hospital, St Agnez-on-the-Hill in Sudbury...

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Funny story: New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

New evidence lambastes human reproduction with theory of "storkism"

In reality, many of the world's leading scientists are in favor of the theory of the stork. If the theory of sexual reproduction is to be taught in schools, it must only be taught as a theory and not as the truth.

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Funny story: High Court delays introduction of new breast milk bar code maternity brassieres

High Court delays introduction of new breast milk bar code maternity brassieres

London - (Lactating Mess): Maternity bra manufacturers have won a critical High Court ruling to delay the introduction of compulsory breast milk grading bar codes on all neonatal mammary support garments.

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Funny story: Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Pregnant Woman gives birth to Jelly baby - Husband eats its legs

Hungarian mother, Marizka Twatalov , gave birth to a very healthy 25lb jelly baby in Puskas General hospital last Saturday evening after a gruelling wait of 6 days in a cramped ward. Her husband, Boris Twatal...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Hillary Clinton's Controversial Strategy To Seduce 'Smaller Than Life' Voters

Wombtown, AL - (Zygote Insider) Having exhausted every living hairbrained scheme, scam and shenanigan to woo the uninformed, undecided and uncaring to vote for her in the 2008 primary elections, wannabe women presidential candidate H...

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Funny story: New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

New study reveals shaken babies score low on tests; many southerners and WWF wrestlers affected with Shaken Baby Syndrome

A new study revealed today that babies which are shaken by their parents score lower on standardized achievement and end-of-grade tests when they are school aged than their unshaken peers.

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Funny story: Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

Boy sold on Internet Auction Site

For the first time ever, a four year old child has been sold on an internet auction site.

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Funny story: Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

Makers of Baby Einstein markets Home Lead Testing Chemistry Set, amid controversy of its own

New York, New York - With over 18 million lead tainted toys manufactured in China recalled so far, near panic, if not deep seeded concern for the welfare of children has spread worldwide. In the midst of this crisis, the makers of Baby Einstein home...

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Funny story: Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Baby Names Become Increasingly Surreal Outlets for Parents' Suffocated Identities

Contemporary parents, tired of common, pronounceable designations like Emily or Michael, have been gravitating toward more elaborate, esoteric names for several decades. As culture has crested the 21st Century, American parents - who find their indiv...

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Funny story: Bedtime Story For Lickle Babies

Bedtime Story For Lickle Babies

Once upon a time there lived 2 little boy's called Kyle & Jack.

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Funny story: Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

Spice Girls Banned From Pregnancy and Having Babies

The Spice Girls have all signed a contract from getting pregnant or having babies. While most entertainment insiders believe that this is only throught the conclusion of their re-union tour, this publication has learned that this is to be a lifetime...

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Funny story: All babies need to be surgically delivered

All babies need to be surgically delivered

Hi, I am an obstetrician from the USA.

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Funny story: Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

Experimental preschool creating near geniuses

The experimental preschool Head First uses the latest research in neurobiology, cognitive science, and learning theory to accelerate the development of children in its care.

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