Swindon, Wilts - UK - Doctors are baffled (copyright:rentacliche.con) as to why Swindon man and self-confessed genetic freak Lazlo O'Grady was born with two arse holes. It appears that Lazlo O'Grady has one arse hole for the usual designated funct...
Regular readers of theSpoof.com (If such people actually exist) may recall a story from April 30th 2010, with the headline: 'Chinese Bloke Dies In Eel Up The Bum Prank Gone Wrong.' Well, we can now report that it's happened again, except this time...
It reads like one of those crappy Tales of the Unexpected telly shows but the frightening sight of a man being murdered in cold blood by an arse happened this very day on the downtown streets of the village of Shallow, Leeds. A local man out walki...
Does your new phone have a sharper, more vibrant, higher-resolution screen than you dreamed possible, an impressive 5-megapixel camera you can use to edit and create your own movies and take beautiful, detailed photos - even in low light - but you ca...
Larry King is finally retiring after 25 years as host of the Larry King Live show to, as he puts it, spend more time with his wife and kids. Sources close to King, however, claim there is more to this retirement than meets the eye. King is sufferi...
Here at Skoob News, we couldn't quite believe this one either. But gay man, Oliver Van Krammp of Rotterdam in the Netherlands insisted to our man that his story was true. "It happens to us gays all the time," he lamented. "One day you are fine and...
British Petroleum has said that their best possible solution to plugging their oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico may be Rosie O'Donnell's ass. Research has revealed that the former stand up comic/talk show host/actress may just have "the right stuff" t...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - One of Kim Kardashian's sisters has stated that Kimmy has consulted Dr. Rimsey F. Moneycutt, who is one of the best butt doctors in the entire nation, about having one of her two badonkadonks removed. Kim has reportedly stated to...
Barney Frank isn't just the Representative from the great state of Massachusetts, he's now the most influential power bottom in America, according to Lavender magazine-a publication dedicated to serving the mighty homosexual. Lav (as it's known) l...
The world of lexicography was left stunned, shocked and dumbfounded last night as a mistake that had long gone unnoticed in the Oxford English Dictionary was uncovered. The phrase 'smart arse' first appeared in the dictionary 100 years ago. Since...
New Orleans - 3 hours ago - As the Big Easy bends over to take another disaster up the ass. BP, formerly British Petroleum, formerly Beyond Petroleum has obligingly changed its initials meaning to "Butthole Pain". "It just seemed like the right th...
When Chinese chef Lee Kee Woof got a bit bladdered on beer and rice wine the other day, he had no idea that the consequences of his binge would leave him dead. Or he probably wouldn't have done it. As Lee Kee Woof passed out from his excess, his m...
"I'm pretty sore right now and cannot sit down but I don't think it will interfere with my performance in the next Twilight movie", stated Twilight star, Ashley Greene, Wednesday. Apparently a big fan of Ashleys in Mexico had recently sent the sta...
The world's first full arse transplant has taken place at a hospital in Arcelona. Over thirty medics worked for twenty four hours to give a new arse to a lucky patient. The man was thought to have been a former swimming pool cleaner who had suffer...
Ellen Degeneres, the newest judge on American Idol, is still trying to find her place on the show, according to the director. This may explain why she found it necessary to moon the contestants during one of the tryouts on Hollywood week. Assista...
TSA suspend two airport screeners after they were caught making posters of a man that appeared through the scanner to have three butt cheeks. The cellulite challenged man who boarded a flight to Boise Idaho and was never informed that he was a c...
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi celebrated Groundhog Day by removing her head from her ass. After wiping the feces from her eyes and looking around, however, she put it right back in. Spokesman Muffy Muncher said that "Nancy saw her shadow, which...
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